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[notseqi]

It's important to my identity of being a lesbian.

reminds me of a 10yo quote by Milo: 'The one time two lesbians can agree is when they're signing their papers for a Subaru Outback.'

What model is that, looks neat, love the colour too. We don't get that model over here.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Gentlemen, I leave you with this quote.

reminds me of a 10yo quote by Milo: 'The one time two lesbians can agree is when they're signing their papers for a Subaru Outback.'

What model is that, looks neat, love the colour too. We don't get that model over here.

2024 WRX TR in Sapphire Blue.

 

[Putonahappyface]

An ample reservoir tip. Perfect for my needs

And ribbed.

 

[Rentahamster]

And ribbed.

For his pleasure

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Maiden Voyage I'm on a mission to find my old Ricoh GR camera. I basically threw it in a box and hid it from myself after the lens got stuck, thinking it was a lost cause. Now it's like a full-on Easter egg hunt. I was about to buy a new compact camera, but then I had a 'duh' moment—I already have one! It's just broken. So I might as well try to fix the one I've got.

 

[John Marston]

I'm such a pussy when it comes to spicy food.
I'm having chips with medium salsa and my mouth is on fire

 

[Artoris]

I'm such a pussy when it comes to spicy food.
I'm having chips with medium salsa and my mouth is on fire

You should never lick pussy after eating spicy food

 

[badblue]

Had a dream that a monkey was throwing wrenches at me while repeatedly saying "little monkus? little monkus?". When he ran out of wrenches, I grabbed the largest one and chased after him.

The dream ended the moment I got him cornered.

 

[Woggleman]

The older I get the less I like cold weather.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm such a pussy when it comes to spicy food.
I'm having chips with medium salsa and my mouth is on fire

Let's hope your anus survives the morning

 

[Sand Dan Glokta]

What did Santa say to the three street-walkers?

Ho-ho-how much per hour?

 

[Putonahappyface]

What did Santa say to the three street-walkers?

Ho-ho-how much per hour?

 

[AJUMP23]

I lost another chicken to a coyote. I am down to 3 chickens.....at one point I had 8 chickens. My wife is not happy.

 

[Rentahamster]

I lost another chicken to a coyote. I am down to 3 chickens.....at one point I had 8 chickens. My wife is not happy.

So you're saying that in a manner of speaking, you need to give your wife more cocks to make her happy?

Spoiler

Sorry to hear about the chickens, I have some too.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Tending your chickens is a full time job

 

[AJUMP23]

So you're saying that in a manner of speaking, you need to give your wife more cocks to make her happy?

Spoiler

Sorry to hear about the chickens, I have some too.

Hens only no roosters. Strictly speaking.

 

[Peggies]

Thank you nush for my Christmas Avatar

 

[AJUMP23]

Here is the incident.

 

[Peggies]

Here is the incident.

Omg, look at that little guy. I want to cuddle its brain out .

 

[Rentahamster]

Thank you nush for my Christmas Avatar

What on earth was wrong with the one I made?????

lol

 

[AJUMP23]

Omg, look at that little guy. I want to cuddle its brain out .

It will rip your throat out.

 

[Peggies]

It will rip your throat out.

No it won't. Don't say that.
Why would you say that?

 

[Peggies]

What on earth was wrong with the one I made?????

lol

Tough choice

 

[Rentahamster]

Tough choice

Hey just be glad I didn't use the other part of that photo!!!

 

[AJUMP23]

No it won't. Don't say that.
Why would you say that?

The Coyote looks like a dog but it will tear you up. Think of it as a small wolf. I am going to trap it and end its life. Make a hat out of its fur.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My boss and coworkers keep referring to fluffers and I don't think they know what that word means.

 

[Peggies]

Hey just be glad I didn't use the other part of that photo!!!

You promised you'd delete that.

 

[Rentahamster]

My boss and coworkers keep referring to fluffers and I don't think they know what that word means.

You mean to say that a fluffer is not a piece of glowing green goo that has a near perfect elasticity coefficient???

 

[Peggies]

The Coyote looks like a dog but it will tear you up. Think of it as a small wolf. I am going to trap it and end its life. Make a hat out of its fur.

I don't like you anymore. I don't even want you to kill a spider for me anymore.

 

[AJUMP23]

I don't like you anymore. I don't even want you to kill a spider for me anymore.

One less job for me.

 

[Putonahappyface]

The countdown begins.

 

[Rentahamster]

The countdown begins.

I've spent the last 5 minutes searching for the festive dildo you hide in all of your Christmas avatars, but you seem to have hidden this year's festive dildo especially well. Kudos.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I've spent the last 5 minutes searching for the festive dildo you hide in all of your Christmas avatars, but you seem to have hidden this year's festive dildo especially well. Kudos.

 

[Rentahamster]

That's a happy face, for a cat.

 

[Krathoon]

Here are the Spice Girls before the ravages of time.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Here are the Spice Girls before the ravages of time.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

"I'm not a pervert! I just was looking for Turbo Man doll"

 

[Putonahappyface]

The piss head in the wreckage at 5:21 flailing about was insanity!

 

[Putonahappyface]

I cracked for Netflix today. I'm struggling to avoid spoilers for the new season of Stranger Things. So who would've guessed that Vecna is Will Byers biological mother.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What a week its been.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

What a week its been.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Getting sent a screenshot of someone's perverted subreddit list isn't quite the same but I'm happy with where the conversation is going.

Dating is somehow awful and amazing at the same time. Peaks and valleys.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Getting sent a screenshot of someone's perverted subreddit list isn't quite the same but I'm happy with where the conversation is going.

Dating is somehow awful and amazing at the same time. Peaks and valleys.

I thought you got laid by the sexy female doctor

 

[Rentahamster]

What a week its been.

I recommend celery, zinc, L-arginine, pygeum, lecithin, and lots of water.

 

[Peggies]

 

[Peggies]

Actually I think Meme compatibility should be nr. 1. Nothing more important really.

 

[nush]

I'm going for that 20%

Spoiler: Adding 15%

12% for liking and commenting.

16% for Netflix and chill anytime.

low effort 7%

Do I get the 30% for just reading what that is?

Emotional intelligence - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

My DM's are open.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I thought you got laid by the sexy female doctor

Well he got something.

 

[Putonahappyface]

"Surprise snacks".

When me and my girlfriend rented our first place together, I surprised her by pouring a very large tin of chopped tomatoes over her head, while she was sat in the bath. Lots of screaming and death threats ensued.

I ran away abruptly and finished my joint.