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[ForAcademicPurposes]

That is a fantasy.

 

[Rentahamster]

"Hold my golden cock above your head. Use both hands."

A poignant phrase not unfamiliar to my lips.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What a wild day.

 

[p_xavier]

I can't either, and it only seems relevant for Canadians, for whom it's as standard as getting a driver's license.

And I can't do neither. We really need a country indicator it seems.

 

[Dacvak]

3 years in this house, and it finally happened. I knew it would eventually. I finally fell down my stairs.

This is what I get for wearing slippery socks on hardwood floors.

Fuck. I didn't break anything thankfully, but I fell right on my back. This is gonna hurt for a few days.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

And I can't do neither. We really need a country indicator it seems.

I jest 'cause everyone knows Canadians live and breathe ice hockey.

 

[Peggies]

3 years in this house, and it finally happened. I knew it would eventually. I finally fell down my stairs.

This is what I get for wearing slippery socks on hardwood floors.

Fuck. I didn't break anything thankfully, but I fell right on my back. This is gonna hurt for a few days.

I love you, man but I have a condition that I have to laugh so much when someone falls down the stairs, or just falls.

I hope you'll be fine though

 

[John Marston]

It's in exactly one month Peggies !!!

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

It's in exactly one month Peggies !!!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Over halfway through the fast. Work announcement yesterday went well, save for a few people who hate any kind of change. I've got a date tomorrow night and I'm hoping to work in another one this weekend.

4 day weekend coming up, then my presentation to wrap up my latest project. Then shifting as much as possible to recruiting my new team and training/building up the two that got promotions. I've got a 3-day trip in Savannah coming in a few weeks too.

The next few months are going to be insane.

 

[Peggies]

It's in exactly one month Peggies !!!

I knoooow! I'm so excited. Where on earth is Putonahappyface ?

December is the best month of the whole year. Shitload of really cool people were born in December, like both my boys, my brother, my dad and myself.

And Baby Jesus.

And Dr.Morris79 who will hopefully return to us soon.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Over halfway through the fast. Work announcement yesterday went well, save for a few people who hate any kind of change. I've got a date tomorrow night and I'm hoping to work in another one this weekend.

4 day weekend coming up, then my presentation to wrap up my latest project. Then shifting as much as possible to recruiting my new team and training/building up the two that got promotions. I've got a 3-day trip in Savannah coming in a few weeks too.

The next few months are going to be insane.

I'm going to chill.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm going to chill.

Please chill for me. I am planning on eating a lot of edibles and doing a ton of art to help me unwind from all the craziness as I get Thanksgiving and Friday off. Those will be my days to recharge.

 

[John Marston]

Over halfway through the fast. Work announcement yesterday went well, save for a few people who hate any kind of change. I've got a date tomorrow night and I'm hoping to work in another one this weekend.

4 day weekend coming up, then my presentation to wrap up my latest project. Then shifting as much as possible to recruiting my new team and training/building up the two that got promotions. I've got a 3-day trip in Savannah coming in a few weeks too.

The next few months are going to be insane.

This doesn't concern me but I'm already tired

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Please chill for me. I am planning on eating a lot of edibles and doing a ton of art to help me unwind from all the craziness as I get Thanksgiving and Friday off. Those will be my days to recharge.

I wish I could edible my way through everything. I get so addicted though and it is not an option anymore.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I wish I could edible my way through everything. I get so addicted though and it is not an option anymore.

I have my phases of always being high outside of work. Lately it's been very rare. I find my drawings to be a cooler when I do it high. Since I've shifted to photography lately, it hasn't been an option. I hate driving while high and everywhere I take photos at requires a drive.

I figure I'll try to do a blend of both drawing and photography over the 4 days so I don't get too far down the edible hole.

 

[Peggies]

I wish I could edible my way through everything. I get so addicted though and it is not an option anymore.

I'm super lucky that addiction is completely not my thing. If I enjoy one thing in life, it's responsible consumption.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I have my phases of always being high outside of work. Lately it's been very rare. I find my drawings to be a cooler when I do it high. Since I've shifted to photography lately, it hasn't been an option. I hate driving while high and everywhere I take photos at requires a drive.

I figure I'll try to do a blend of both drawing and photography over the 4 days so I don't get too far down the edible hole.

Yeah, I was wrestling with that for a while. This thing kept messing with my attempts to learn new stuff or get into a hobby. But let's be real, its main perk was letting me shut everything out. When I'm clear-headed, I notice every little thing, and it's overwhelming.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm super lucky that addiction is completely not my thing. If I enjoy one thing in life, it's responsible consumption.

Good on ya.

Everyone unwinds in their own way. At the end of the day, it's up to you to figure out what helps you decompress.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yeah, I was wrestling with that for a while. This thing kept messing with my attempts to learn new stuff or get into a hobby. But let's be real, its main perk was letting me shut everything out. When I'm clear-headed, I notice every little thing, and it's overwhelming.

It gives me this level of hyper focus when I'm doing something, whether it be drawing, yoga, meditating, or reading. I'm viewing it more as a tool to enhance an activity these days rather than the experience of being high itself. That's helped with not taking it too often or in too high of a dose.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

It gives me this level of hyper focus when I'm doing something, whether it be drawing, yoga, meditating, or reading. I'm viewing it more as a tool to enhance an activity these days rather than the experience of being high itself. That's helped with not taking it too often or in too high of a dose.

Ditto for me.

This is what normies don't understand.

 

[DragoonKain]

I had a dream last night that was super vivid. I was exploring an old run down abandoned small hospital with a friend. It was full of dirt and the steps are all collapsed inside and it's falling apart and has been abandoned for decades. And we decided to leave given how bad of shape it was in, and on the way back out of the hospital, one of the steps collapsed and I fell through and into some type of an anomaly and it warped me to the same hospital many years before while it was still operational. And a nurse came up to me and asked me what I was doing there. I asked her what year it was and she said 1998. And I told her I have no idea what I'm doing there, you aren't going to believe me, but I somehow just warped here from the future. And she's like I do believe you I was walking through the lobby and you just appeared out of nowhere, it's why I came right up to you.

So she pulled me off to the side into the nurse's cafeteria/break room area with all the other nurses and they asked me what year I'm from and wanted to know about everything that is going to happen since 1998. And I told her about 9/11, about technology, about COVID, and about a whole bunch of other things and they were super interested in all of it. Then I said I have to find a way back to my time and then I woke up.

 

[Dacvak]

I love you, man but I have a condition that I have to laugh so much when someone falls down the stairs, or just falls.

I hope you'll be fine though

It's okay, I was literally laughing while I was on the ground catching my breath. I slipped halfway down the stairs and then Home Alone'd the rest of the way down. It was objectively funny

 

[John Marston]

One of my dreams last night was arguing with a girlfriend.
When I woke up in the middle of the night alone in my bed I was so relieved and happy

 

[Peggies]

One of my dreams last night was arguing with a girlfriend.
When I woke up in the middle of the night alone in my bed I was so relieved and happy

I feel you. Every time my divorced neighbour asks me again to join her to one of these dreadful single meetings, I just laugh and say

 

[Rentahamster]

I had a dream last night that was super vivid. I was exploring an old run down abandoned small hospital with a friend. It was full of dirt and the steps are all collapsed inside and it's falling apart and has been abandoned for decades. And we decided to leave given how bad of shape it was in, and on the way back out of the hospital, one of the steps collapsed and I fell through and into some type of an anomaly and it warped me to the same hospital many years before while it was still operational. And a nurse came up to me and asked me what I was doing there. I asked her what year it was and she said 1998. And I told her I have no idea what I'm doing there, you aren't going to believe me, but I somehow just warped here from the future. And she's like I do believe you I was walking through the lobby and you just appeared out of nowhere, it's why I came right up to you.

So she pulled me off to the side into the nurse's cafeteria/break room area with all the other nurses and they asked me what year I'm from and wanted to know about everything that is going to happen since 1998. And I told her about 9/11, about technology, about COVID, and about a whole bunch of other things and they were super interested in all of it. Then I said I have to find a way back to my time and then I woke up.

 

[p_xavier]

I've been throwing out blood since Saturday, got a medication to help reduce the inflammation but I really a mental and physical break. Heading to FLL does not come fast enough. Also three additional destinations were added today from YUL, finally a direct flight to Berlin. Crazy how many destinations there are here now.

 

[p_xavier]

Shoot, the red is masking the tupperware link. They filed for bankruptcy. Maybe that's why the time travel, to a time where tupperware parties were still a thing.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Imagine being able to hit 'record' on your dreams and then sharing your most incredible, bizarre nighttime adventures with the entire world on YouTube. The world might be mended.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Dacvak]

Didn't they make a movie based off of this newspaper listing?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Didn't they make a movie based off of this newspaper listing?

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) ⭐ 6.9 | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

1h 26m | R

www.imdb.com

 

[Idleyes]

Yoooooo!!!
Dick dangling like it's my medallion.
Fuck gang signs, I throw up insults like Italians.
My wife's pissed, but that don't mean life ended.
Last time I gave a fuck… she got pregnant.
Like Xbox lame ass, exclusivity ain't last.
Fucked the same ass for years, gimme a Game Pass.
My crazy ass always in some shit at the bar,
Talk amazing trash like that nigga in my avatar.
It ain't funny, the way I'm laundering money
Is crazier than Peggies' Austrian monkeys.
this threads like AJUMP23 fallout shelter
and Marston calm through the helter-skelter
fixing to delta, as they say in cyberpunk
when I'm drunk, my attitude stinks like a skunk

Yeah yeah yeah.. representing full throttle!! No slowing down!!

 

[bronkonagurski]

3 years in this house, and it finally happened. I knew it would eventually. I finally fell down my stairs.

This is what I get for wearing slippery socks on hardwood floors.

Fuck. I didn't break anything thankfully, but I fell right on my back. This is gonna hurt for a few days.

I was visiting friends many years ago and slippery socks did me in. I slipped on their stairs and fell backwards. That resulted in me riding all the way down the stairs with my ass hitting every single step on the way down and waking up the entire house. Could have been worse, just some embarrassment lol.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[p_xavier]

You're such a promo homo.

 

[Peggies]

I was visiting friends many years ago and slippery socks did me in. I slipped on their stairs and fell backwards. That resulted in me riding all the way down the stairs with my ass hitting every single step on the way down and waking up the entire house. Could have been worse, just some embarrassment lol.

 

[Idleyes]

yo yoo!!
NeoGAF's my only option, there's no either or,
Still ain't scared of a damn ban… fuck Evilore.
To Any GAF rookie thinking they can push me
You like heterosexual cunt, straight pussy.
Better off cooking alien semen, lucid dreaming,
Or finding Middle Eastern Arabs that love Europeans.
I'll drive my Tesla, FSD the whole commute
To slap the fuck out of Elon with a Vulcan salute.
Everybody is tough until the actual battle,
Whether bullets fly or a karate chop to the Adam's apple.

Full throttle NEOGAF Records representing!!! Boooiiiiiii!!

 

[badblue]

Tonight I revisited the "draw someone from memory" exercise and I feel like I've done quite well.
The eyes need some more work, but I feel like over all it's not a bad representation.

 

[Peggies]

yo yoo!!
NeoGAF's my only option, there's no either or,
Still ain't scared of a damn ban… fuck Evilore.
To Any GAF rookie thinking they can push me
You like heterosexual cunt, straight pussy.
Better off cooking alien semen, lucid dreaming,
Or finding Middle Eastern Arabs that love Europeans.
I'll drive my Tesla, FSD the whole commute
To slap the fuck out of Elon with a Vulcan salute.
Everybody is tough until the actual battle,
Whether bullets fly or a karate chop to the Adam's apple.

Full throttle NEOGAF Records representing!!! Boooiiiiiii!!

Come on, we talked about this. Remember?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You're such a promo homo.

I don't know what this even means but it sounds accurate.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Maiden Voyage How's your camera treating you?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Tonight I revisited the "draw someone from memory" exercise and I feel like I've done quite well.
The eyes need some more work, but I feel like over all it's not a bad representation.

You captured his angelic smile really well.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Maiden Voyage How's your camera treating you?

I love it. I'm planning to get out over the holiday to get some photos. I still need to dive into the features of it. I feel like I'm such a beginner. I'd also like to find a good beginners guide to photography to help me understand the concepts better. I've been reading free stuff online.

 

[badblue]

You captured his angelic smile really well.

One day I hope to have this peice hanging in the Louvre beside the Mona Lisa. (Which I feel is entirely possible until security takes it down and kicks me out.)

 

[John Marston]

Stranger Things season 5 starts tonight.
Can't wait to see the kids in their early 30's with some of them alcoholics and divorced.

 

[Rentahamster]

Maiden Voyage How's your camera treating you?

According to Amazon reviews, the camera's self-lubricating function is its most highly rated feature.

 

[John Marston]

I now do all my google searches just by asking Gemini AI on my phone.
It's super fast and practical.

"Are the Montreal Canadiens playing tonight?"
POW answer in 1 second.

"What skill level do I need in smithing to craft advanced armor in Skyrim?"
KAPOW answer in 2 seconds.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I now do all my google searches just by asking Gemini AI on my phone.
It's super fast and practical.

"Are the Montreal Canadiens playing tonight?"
POW answer in 1 second.

"What skill level do I need in smithing to craft advanced armor in Skyrim?"
KAPOW answer in 2 seconds.

I wax on and off because then I sometimes worry about being fed the wrong information. It can happen.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]