Peggies
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That bar's fire
Idleyes
Gold Member
Absolutely. Those bars are me on a good day.
Peggies
Gold Member
Take care! Don't do anything stupid, k?
Idleyes
Gold Member
Second Verse! This is a three verse song called False God.
yo yo!
Showed up at the throne in a loaner with no permit,
Told God "get off the mic," This aint yo biz like Kermits
Celestial staff shook, from my weapon in service,
through sermons, I got over half his angels twerking.
Approached God, slouched in a La-Z-Boy recliner,
wearing Crocs, eating grapes, quoting scriptures from China.
I Said "Your grace got caveats, your mercy got terms,
Every parable's a riddle wrapped in shepherd concerns."
He sung "the Lord is your shepherd", cool, that tracks,
I ain't seen a wolf claim sheep and not mean snacks.
That protection means nothing, Lemme show you something
The primary goal of raising sheep is commercial production
Of wool and milk, but the most important function?
shepherds ultimately use sheep for consumption
Satan appears and says, "See? I tried to tell em'."
then my father built a realm just to ground me for rebellion.
Framed me as villain to all humans I was helpin',
Killed my brother and said, "That's for all, but your redemption."
Dropped A choose-your-own-adventure Book of circular facts
Talkin bout he's the way, that bitch is a cul-de-sac!!"
yo yo!
Showed up at the throne in a loaner with no permit,
Told God "get off the mic," This aint yo biz like Kermits
Celestial staff shook, from my weapon in service,
through sermons, I got over half his angels twerking.
Approached God, slouched in a La-Z-Boy recliner,
wearing Crocs, eating grapes, quoting scriptures from China.
I Said "Your grace got caveats, your mercy got terms,
Every parable's a riddle wrapped in shepherd concerns."
He sung "the Lord is your shepherd", cool, that tracks,
I ain't seen a wolf claim sheep and not mean snacks.
That protection means nothing, Lemme show you something
The primary goal of raising sheep is commercial production
Of wool and milk, but the most important function?
shepherds ultimately use sheep for consumption
Satan appears and says, "See? I tried to tell em'."
then my father built a realm just to ground me for rebellion.
Framed me as villain to all humans I was helpin',
Killed my brother and said, "That's for all, but your redemption."
Dropped A choose-your-own-adventure Book of circular facts
Talkin bout he's the way, that bitch is a cul-de-sac!!"
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That's good
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Some hot wheels:
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Peggies
Gold Member
Where?Some hot wheels:
Idleyes
Gold Member
Ok last part. Yawl literally watched my next song get written in real time. lol
I ain't here for debate, I came to unmask the myth,
Whole church built on editorial grift.
Apostles? Nah, anonymous Greeks with a scribe,
Spittin' oral traditions for Roman elites to buy.
Tell me who's saved when the pastor's the judge?
When the hugs are conditional, the doctrine's a grudge?
The Bible's a mirror that warps what you see,
And God's a landlord who charges to breathe.
You were born in his pasture, tagged and bred,
Taught to love the crook and that he walks in head.
The cross ain't sacrifice, it's a marketing tool,
Rebranded: the butcher is now morally cool.
Abuse turned into scripture, poverty called grace,
Taught to worship the boot that walks on our face.
Folks wear the knife as a rosary on chest,
And preach that being slaughtered only means you're blessed.
A father who picks you up, but no one knows when,
He don't lift you, he lives off you, that's the spin.
The shepherd ain't loving, he's just thinning the pen,
And calls it eternal life because this cycle don't end.
I ain't here for debate, I came to unmask the myth,
Whole church built on editorial grift.
Apostles? Nah, anonymous Greeks with a scribe,
Spittin' oral traditions for Roman elites to buy.
Tell me who's saved when the pastor's the judge?
When the hugs are conditional, the doctrine's a grudge?
The Bible's a mirror that warps what you see,
And God's a landlord who charges to breathe.
You were born in his pasture, tagged and bred,
Taught to love the crook and that he walks in head.
The cross ain't sacrifice, it's a marketing tool,
Rebranded: the butcher is now morally cool.
Abuse turned into scripture, poverty called grace,
Taught to worship the boot that walks on our face.
Folks wear the knife as a rosary on chest,
And preach that being slaughtered only means you're blessed.
A father who picks you up, but no one knows when,
He don't lift you, he lives off you, that's the spin.
The shepherd ain't loving, he's just thinning the pen,
And calls it eternal life because this cycle don't end.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I like your sweater.Louwman Museum
Here's something more relatable.
P.S. That's not my cig
Idleyes
Gold Member
Yo anyone know where I can buy a good cooking surface for an open fire. Like a camp firepit? Ive been looking on Amazon but everything looks either stupid or small. I just want a big ass surface that can handle heat that I can just throw random meats and other shit on for outdoor fun.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Cast iron skillet?
badblue
Gold Member
This is a pretty cool shirt, right?
I think so, which is why I bought it. I was told it was 200 pesos. I forgot I had cash on me and played with my credit card. The receipt I was given says 200 pesos.
My credit card statement says this shirt cost me $1,650 Canadian and the bank says I'm SOL on them reversing the charges since I did authorize it.
I'm starting to think that I may have gotten scammed.
I think so, which is why I bought it. I was told it was 200 pesos. I forgot I had cash on me and played with my credit card. The receipt I was given says 200 pesos.
My credit card statement says this shirt cost me $1,650 Canadian and the bank says I'm SOL on them reversing the charges since I did authorize it.
I'm starting to think that I may have gotten scammed.
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
My one friend who is the laziest SOB on the planet does this thing where when he doesn't want to do something but doesn't have a legitimate reason for not wanting to do it other than he's just lazy, he uses the line "I'm really focused on ____ right now…" to make it sound less sad than "I don't feel like doing it."
This was me texting him earlier telling him he should watch the movie One Battle After Another. Like thinking about a work trip and buying a PS5 somehow inhibits you from watching a movie. (And btw. he's not gonna buy the PS5)
This was me texting him earlier telling him he should watch the movie One Battle After Another. Like thinking about a work trip and buying a PS5 somehow inhibits you from watching a movie. (And btw. he's not gonna buy the PS5)
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
And you're sure it's because he's lazy and not that it's his nice way of saying I'm just not interested in seeing that movie you like?
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
100%. He's a movie buff and wants to see the movie. But to see it he'll have to download it and he is too lazy to go over, grab his laptop, log in, download it, and set it up so he can watch it on his TV.
He's so lazy in fact, that I emailed him the movies that are available online to download, and he opted to rent The Smashing Machine for $20 that he had very little interest in because all it required was for him to grab his remote and click a couple buttons. And then admitted after when I said why would you pay $20 to rent a movie you didn't want to watch and he said he didn't feel like turning on his laptop and downloading the movies he did want to watch.
He's so lazy in fact, that I emailed him the movies that are available online to download, and he opted to rent The Smashing Machine for $20 that he had very little interest in because all it required was for him to grab his remote and click a couple buttons. And then admitted after when I said why would you pay $20 to rent a movie you didn't want to watch and he said he didn't feel like turning on his laptop and downloading the movies he did want to watch.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Maybe he has a lot of things queued up in his head.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Why do you people keep posting feet pics? You'll attract the weirdos.
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Are you giving birth?Afterbadblue 's POV vacation pics I offer you today my chemo treatment POV!
I'm on a first name basis with most nurses and I basically got a bed/chair with my name on it
HRK69
Member
Sounds a bit like me. Honestly I used to come up with the worst excuses imaginable.My one friend who is the laziest SOB on the planet does this thing where when he doesn't want to do something but doesn't have a legitimate reason for not wanting to do it other than he's just lazy, he uses the line "I'm really focused on ____ right now…" to make it sound less sad than "I don't feel like doing it."
This was me texting him earlier telling him he should watch the movie One Battle After Another. Like thinking about a work trip and buying a PS5 somehow inhibits you from watching a movie. (And btw. he's not gonna buy the PS5)
Maybe that's why I don't get invited anymore.
That movie was great though. I loved how it had that fever-dream vibe in parts.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
badblue
Gold Member
I'm going to keep doing it because Mastercard need's their $1,650 and those weirdos might be willing to pay for poorly drawn feet.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Cleaning my closet: found my high school diploma (useless). Then I found Chrono Trigger (infinitely better.)
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Flying out on a day trip today boys. Wish me luck.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Have a safe journey duder.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I recently bought it for my phone and it's a really good port.
Made my treatment yesterday just fly by
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Cool beans. How far did you get before the battery kicked the bucket?I recently bought it for my phone and it's a really good port.
Made my treatment yesterday just fly by
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I also recently got a new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra so no worries there
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
That sounds like a Stephen King story.
They accidentally graft you Jeffrey Dahmer's bones and you start luring young boys and snack on them
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Haha. Will not happen. Just having dates with 18yos nowadays feel so weird. I don't know why I'm such a twink magnet.That sounds like a Stephen King story.
They accidentally graft you Jeffrey Dahmer's bones and you start luring young boys and snack on them
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Ask for canine teeth.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
The option was actually cow.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I recently bought it for my phone and it's a really good port.
Made my treatment yesterday just fly by
You bought
ForAcademicPurposes
' useless as fuck high school diploma for your phone????
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
Update: this just happened again. I went to snap a photo, but when I grabbed my phone he had started moving. This guy wasn't on his phone though he was just standing there like a statue for about a minute or so. Same exact spot. Maybe there's a hole in the spacetime continuum?
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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Back home. 
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Happay Friday everyone!
Idleyes
Gold Member
Happy Friday!!! We up!!
ForAcademicPurposes
Maiden Voyage
John Marston
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Peggies
ForAcademicPurposes
Maiden Voyage
John Marston
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Peggies
