YO YO YO!!
Hopped in the chat with a mic, bad grammar,
A shirt that said "God's asshole" and bad manners.
Gab said, "Speak your truth." Cool "He the fakest."
abandoned potlucks at boring Christian spaces.
"What would Yahweh do?" Probably flood the debate.
Like, "One disagrees? Okay, everybody dies today."
A lame look, nevertheless, same hook
"Follow me or burn" is in every terrorist playbook.
Tried to fact-check Heaven, got a cease and desist.
Gabriel pissed, screaming, "What's the reason for this?!"
While I'll spend an eternity in hell for my bravery,
Your guy will jump through hoops to justify slavery.
He said, "God works mysterious." I said, "So do frauds."
If I want omnibenevolence, I'd get a fucking dog.
His religion's a sitcom, laugh tracks and all,
A deity out here duckin' child support calls.
He's whack! Gab was like, "Nah, you don't know the plan."
Bruh, earthquakes, tsunamis… what are those?! Red flags!
Anyway, I'm outta here, it's time to be free,
From this group chat with no updates since 2000 B.C.