Arkage
Banned
I was so ready to jump into Red Dead Redemption 2. But I just can't. I've played it for a few hours now and I'm still confused on what all the buttons do for the multiple contexts, or keep hitting wrong buttons during the wrong phrase or time or which menu what is in and who fucking knows. It finally came to a head.
There's a little sharpshooter competition you can do with a guy. You shoot some bottles off a rock. I agreed to compete, used my revolver, and tried the dead eye mechanic where you tag targets. I weirdly targeted one then proceeded for forget how to tag others, or couldn't, and it used up my meter. I was able to manually shoot a few others but still lost. He said if I wanted to double or nothing, I said sure. But now it was birds, and they were about 1x2 pixels on my 4k TV. I had no rifle on me. I was all out of dead eye power, not that I knew how to really use it anyway. Auto-targeting was non existent . I killed one bird and lost as the joystiq kept moving the reticle in 100 pixel increments.
The guy demanded I pay up and I just stood there in disbelief, contemplating how stupid the controls were for this game. I stood there doing nothing. I didn't want to pay the game for its own shittiness, but here it was asking me to do just that. Then he began shooting me, at which point I killed him. Didn't need fuckin red eye or autotargetting for that. But there was a witness, so I chased him down too and killed him.
This of course is entirely separate from how slow-ass the character is in his movement. Or how annoying the controls menu is itself as it quickly rotates the labels for which buttons do what, refusing to let you focus on a single set to remember. Or how I bumped into a guy with my horse by accident and it was a crime and I had to flee. For fucks sake.
What is your story of bad controls?
There's a little sharpshooter competition you can do with a guy. You shoot some bottles off a rock. I agreed to compete, used my revolver, and tried the dead eye mechanic where you tag targets. I weirdly targeted one then proceeded for forget how to tag others, or couldn't, and it used up my meter. I was able to manually shoot a few others but still lost. He said if I wanted to double or nothing, I said sure. But now it was birds, and they were about 1x2 pixels on my 4k TV. I had no rifle on me. I was all out of dead eye power, not that I knew how to really use it anyway. Auto-targeting was non existent . I killed one bird and lost as the joystiq kept moving the reticle in 100 pixel increments.
The guy demanded I pay up and I just stood there in disbelief, contemplating how stupid the controls were for this game. I stood there doing nothing. I didn't want to pay the game for its own shittiness, but here it was asking me to do just that. Then he began shooting me, at which point I killed him. Didn't need fuckin red eye or autotargetting for that. But there was a witness, so I chased him down too and killed him.
This of course is entirely separate from how slow-ass the character is in his movement. Or how annoying the controls menu is itself as it quickly rotates the labels for which buttons do what, refusing to let you focus on a single set to remember. Or how I bumped into a guy with my horse by accident and it was a crime and I had to flee. For fucks sake.
What is your story of bad controls?