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Best Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment?

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Aztechnology

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So, I decided to get a Bidet. Because I keep hearing such awesome things about them and it just makes sense. I saw that Amazon has some really good deals on attachments. I ordered this guy for $22.

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However it looks like it's back ordered, and since I'll probably have this for a good while I don't mind spending a little extra. I don't need anything too fancy, I'm looking to keep it under $50 or so.

Help me keep my Bhole Clean GAF. Thanks.
 
It was really cool seeing these everywhere in Tokyo, they were commonplace there. Made me want one, myself.
 
Dio said:
It was really cool seeing these everywhere in Tokyo, they were commonplace there. Made me want one, myself.
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I've never used one personally. But $20-50 seems like it's absolutely worth it to try out given generally how well liked they are.
 
Corran Horn said:
Amazon says I bought it February 22, 2015. Still works fine now.

You will use alot less TP now with one, only use it to wipe the water off my bum.
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You can save even more by leaving the water on and letting your underwear dry for you!

I wonder how many people in America just use their hand.
 
Futureman said:
what do you tell your friends when they come over?
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You're walking down the street and three men are walking your way. One, then two together.
The first man smears a wad of feces into your face.
Then the two remaining men catch up. One offers you a handful of napkins.
The other man is carrying a water hose. Whose help do you accept?
 
Dio said:
Every single one I used in Japan used warm water. I don't think that's something you need to worry about.
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A $30 bidet that connects to the cold water supply for your toilet isn't going to be like the ones you used in Japan
 
Aztechnology said:
The one I have is cold water. Otherwise you need to get one that hooks up to your sink line and that's not really feasible for me.
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Oh, weird. I thought it was kind of a given to either have a temperature control or default to warm water.

Maybe it's because the one you linked is a cheap one, or something. I dunno.

dc3k said:
A $30 bidet that connects to the cold water supply for your toilet isn't going to be like the ones you used in Japan
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Yeah, I realized that now. I looked again at the OP and remembered that his was a 30 dollar one.
 
Dio said:
Oh, weird. I thought it was kind of a given to either have a temperature control or default to warm water.

Maybe it's because the one you linked is a cheap one, or something. I dunno.



Yeah, I realized that now. I looked again at the OP and remembered that his was a 30 dollar one.
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Honestly I might step up to one with warm later if I really like it. This is going to be kind of a trial run for me. Personally I don't think I'll mind the cold water though. I don't really care too much.
 
Ok but wait, doesn't ass water get into the bidet that is spraying the water up your crack? Seems very unsanitary if anyone other than me ever takes a dump in my toilet and uses the bidet.

It also definitely looks like piss would splash up/spray residue into that nozzle pretty easy.

I just get my tp a little wet if I need to if I have a marker shit (like wiping a marker). Get the tp a little wet, problem solved.

You can use warm water this way too. Don't understand the appeal of this.
 
MaxDOL said:
There also the Thai's style.
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I saw these everywhere when I was in Cambodia, but I assumed they were an alternative to a toilet brush to clean poo smears in the toilet bowl, not a bidet alternative.

It does clean poo smears much better than a brush though I'll tell ya hwat.
 
I will never understand America's irrational fear of bidets.

Just to add more zest to this thread:

After using the bidet, do you wipe sitting or standing up?
 
ZOONAMI said:
Ok but wait, doesn't ass water get into the bidet that is spraying the water up your crack? Seems very unsanitary if anyone other than me ever takes a dump in my toilet and uses the bidet.

It also definitely looks like piss would splash up/spray residue into that nozzle pretty easy.

I just get my tp a little wet if I need to if I have a marker shit (like wiping a marker). Get the tp a little wet, problem solved.

You can use warm water this way too. Don't understand the appeal of this.
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I think they make ones like the OPs that feature a self-cleaning setting. Basically just covers itself up and rushes water all over it.

The spigot retracts under the rim when you're peeing I believe.
 
Korean biobidet ftw but they are a bit pricey. Control the temp position intensity includes charcoal filter air pump and a hot dryer but we never bother with that. Oh and heated seat that remembers your habits and warms only around the habitual times. Best thing is the infrared control panel which you mount anywhere seems to never need new batteries ours is still going strong after 3 years.
 
Warning, Somewhat Vivid

Well that was... expected, yet still suprising. I filmed my reaction and I'll upload later, or at least a GIF as I haven't even seen my reaction. But that was honestly not that bad, I expected it to be way colder given I have the cold only. I got that initial B hole shot that was just a straight jet right into the sphincter. I thought I was going to have to adjust but that thing was onnnnn target. I went to wipe and just... nothing. A little numb down there honestly after trying out to the highest setting (Powerful!) but I mean, I'm used to some elbow grease down there to get entirely clean if you know what I'm saying. Some dry poops. Just a single skim over, and nothing, fucking sparkles. Incredible.
 
Glad it worked out for you. I'm not really in a position to install one since I share the bathrooms with the entire apartment floor, but I want one someday.
 
Aztechnology said:
Warning, Somewhat Vivid

Well that was... expected, yet still suprising. I filmed my reaction and I'll upload later, or at least a GIF as I haven't even seen my reaction. But that was honestly not that bad, I expected it to be way colder given I have the cold only. I got that initial B hole shot that was just a straight jet right into the sphincter. I thought I was going to have to adjust but that thing was onnnnn target. I went to wipe and just... nothing. A little numb down there honestly after trying out to the highest setting (Powerful!) but I mean, I'm used to some elbow grease down there to get entirely clean if you know what I'm saying. Some dry poops. Just a single skim over, and nothing, fucking sparkles. Incredible.
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Yup. Once you go bidet attachment you don't go back. Nothing better then that clean ass feeling all day. The toilet paper saved really adds up too.
 
Toto makes a good series of washlets. They ain't cheap, though: the S350 goes for about $900. They do have some less expensive models, though.
 
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