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[Shmeagatory94]

As long as the booty is clean IM GOOOOOOOD!

 

[Phat Michael]

You don't wrap your brain around it it's the tongue breh

This thread is fucking gold. Not just sure if I'd go in but my GF has a heavenly ass so I sure as hell am gonna be damn close, gents how do you shave yer assholes in-case she just even wants to give it a good grab ya know hair all over the hand won't be the Mae West of it ya know

Just pull out the hairs one by one, like you do with nose hairs.

 

[Horseticuffs]

My concern with the spreading acceptance of this practice is two-fold;

1) If proper hygiene isn't maintained illness may result.

2) If this captures the zeitgeist it won't be "dirty" anymore and, damn it, I need it to be dirty.

 

[Phat Michael]

I don't like the taste of E. coli.

As my grandmother used to say "it ain't a party till you have shit on your tongue".

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Some booty so fine, you want to wear it as a hat or break out the dinnerware.

 

[GabDX]

You don't wrap your brain around it it's the tongue breh

This thread is fucking gold. Not just sure if I'd go in but my GF has a heavenly ass so I sure as hell am gonna be damn close, gents how do you shave yer assholes in-case she just even wants to give it a good grab ya know hair all over the hand won't be the Mae West of it ya know

What's up with people talking like retards whenever sex comes up as a discussion subject?

 

[NateDog]

What's up with people talking like retards whenever sex comes up as a discussion subject?

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Isnt there a risk for hepatitis doing it though?

 

[TheKaeptain]

I receive and give with my fiancee. Both ways is excellent in our view.

Nice.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

It's all about that bass

Spoiler

No treble

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Isnt there a risk for hepatitis doing it though?

Sure. There's always a risk. Especially if there are open wounds. It's a good idea to tell your partner to stay away from crunchy or hard to digest foods the day before.

 

[Vashetti]

Smash Bros is pro A2M

https://twitter.com/lotsanintendo/status/510546607428108288

A2M =/= rimming

 

[acrid]

I can't believe how many disgusting people are in this thread. Yes, I'm being judgmental. No, I will not apologize.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I can't believe how many disgusting people are in this thread. Yes, I'm being judgmental. No, I will not apologize.

The world will pass you by!

 

[Kimosabae]

2) If this captures the zeitgeist it won't be "dirty" anymore and, damn it, I need it to be dirty.

So this.


Really frustrated seeing this thread. Felt like I was ahead of the curve, and I'm not trying to get much dirtier.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I can't believe how many disgusting people are in this thread. Yes, I'm being judgmental. No, I will not apologize.

I'm going to go in an extra inch for you tonight acrid.

 

[RP912]

I can't believe how many disgusting people are in this thread. Yes, I'm being judgmental. No, I will not apologize.

 

[Terra]

Was standard procedure to do that on my girl in my last relationship.

 

[franknbeans]

Give me a bottle of maple syrup and I'm in

 

[Lowmelody]

You better believe I eat that ass. Guys AND gals. Getting it is suuuu good too. It's just part of the lust reflex. Thread is inspiring as hell maybe the missus wants to take a ride..

 

[afternoon delight]

Since it usually leads to penetration of said orifice, shiiiiiet yes it's on the menu.

Haters hatin

 

[Eggbok]

Swiggity swooty, I may eat da booty.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

eugh. ya'll are some unhygienic mothafuckas.

i'll never do that. ever. not in a million years.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Isnt there a risk for hepatitis doing it though?

Is there a risk of an STD when performing a sex act?

Maybe. I dunno.

 

[Norns]

No. I'm reading this while pumping a dump too. So double fuck no.

 

[ThaiGrocer]

How you not going to post this?
http://instagram.com/p/symb1Ex2VN/

This needs be animated.

 

[M-PG71C]

Damn, hell no. Hepatitis A and E. Coli will wreck havoc on you.

 

[.GqueB.]

I'm nearly speechless when I realize people actually want to lick other people's assholes. Like you could offer me 50K to do it and I'd turn it down without hesitation.

I cannot wrap my brain around it.

Try it brah. Pool's fine.

 

[brianjones]

The Booty-Eating Renaissance
Someone posted on reddit a picture of their cousin that just had a cyst removed

 

[Dental Plan]

I'm all about eaten ass. Its fantastic.

 

[Uno Venova]

 

[Sibersk Esto]

lol

 

[genjiZERO]

Ew, so much gross in this thread

 

[FinalStageBoss]

Nah fuck that noise

 

[LiquidMetal14]

You don't wrap your brain around it it's the tongue breh

This thread is fucking gold. Not just sure if I'd go in but my GF has a heavenly ass so I sure as hell am gonna be damn close, gents how do you shave yer assholes in-case she just even wants to give it a good grab ya know hair all over the hand won't be the Mae West of it ya know

Don't shave your ass. We have that one legendary story from Craigslist or somewhere lol

 

[riotous]

Nah fuck that noise

A fart lover huh?

This thread is getting extreme.

 

[XenodudeX]

 

[terrisus]

Spoiler

Not in a million years

 

[Persona7]

butts in general are pretty gross

 

[Wynnebeck]

LOL

 

[Terareflection]

I am sure it is safe after a shower.

 

[Pathos]

im comin for that booty

 

[hateradio]

I am sure it is safe after a shower.

A gaffer, who shall remain nameless, said that a shower is actually the best place to practice doing this. (I assume after party A (heh) has cleaned the area before party B (licker) goes at it, with the shower still going.)

BlackFlip, das racist.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

I always find it funny when back in high school you'd always hear rumors like "Man, that girl over there? She's weird as fuck. I heard she ate her boyfriend's ass. I hear she does it to everyone." Or "that dude ate his girlfriend's butt over the weekend." And I would just be like:

On the inside.

Oh my god dude, I've experienced a rumor like that, in high school, verbatim. She was quite popular too.

 

[strobogo]

Dude asses are objectively grosser than lady asses, so I'd be suspect of girls who eat ass unless their dude shaves.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Dude asses are objectively grosser than lady asses, so I'd be suspect of girls who eat ass unless their dude shaves.

I'm sure that's a requirement.

 

[BabyFaceKillah]

how many of you got dingleberries in your stomachs?


fuck all that lol

 

[plainr_]

I will bury my face in that ass but I will never lick an asshole ever.

 

[terrisus]

how many of you got dingleberries in your stomachs?


fuck all that lol

You know, there's a joke to be made here about people "spewing shit" in internet discussions >.>

 

[Sean*O]

Clean and no smell, the best.