Thanks!
I can touch my nose with my elbow.
I have a great memory. Sometimes I pretend not to remember something because I think people would think I'm weird for remembering. Sometimes I act like I don't know a person's name because they might think it's creepy that I still know their name from that one time I met them 4 years ago.
Yup, I'm the same.
People also think I'm Rain Man or something. At a party once, my friend was going on about how I must be super smart because I don't talk much; he told me to quickly glance at the kitchen and then back to him, I looked for about 2 seconds -- not knowing what I was supposed to be looking at -- and he asked how many bottles were on the counter. I said 17, he proceeded to count them and, yup, 17.
His mind was blown. Too bad that little skill doesn't do me any good when I go to Vegas.
I can spin a pen around my finger with both hands without looking and catch it 99% of the time.
I'm an untalented fuck.
FUUUUCKKK!
I can do that Gollum voice.
I can do that Gollum voice.
I wish.. I'm at like 22% on that. If my office door is open people start getting annoyed with the sound of a pen hitting the table every few seconds.
Become a private detective and solve crimes!
I have perfect pitch and I can play the church organ expertly.
Great public speaker. I wish I were half as good on paper.
Sex
Ice eating
Making children laugh
Edit: Nice marketing OP