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[Ray Wonder]

I make Hip Hop instrumentals mainly, sometimes video game music, rock, folk, and electronic music. I've been at it for almost 11 years now, my biggest client was Juicy J in 2008. If you want to listen to one I uploaded a beat to dropbox because it doesn't count plays, or give me anything special..

Spoiler

I'm not doing this to get promo.

Here's the link. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41900858/Paul%20Willing.mp3

I'm interested to see if there are any other random talents on here. What's up gaf?

 

[ComputerMKII]

Getting drunk easily

 

[Winterfang]

I can do visual art stuff like drawing and painting.
Can move my ears individually
Can move me nose
Can crack my fingers and my toes indefinitely
Can crack my knee and elbows
Can crack a bone in my chest

 

[Kraftwerk]

I can transform into a sloth.

 

[Confrontation]

I can make century breaks at snooker.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I can do visual art stuff like drawing and painting.
Can move my ears individually
Can move me nose
Can crack my fingers and my toes indefinitely
Can crack my knee and elbows
Can crack a bone in my chest

What? I didn't know that there was a joint that was crackable in there.

I can transform into a sloth.

That's some fancy stuff right here.

 

[Prez]

I'm pretty good at annoying people.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I'm really annoying


Edit... for fucks sake

 

[Ray Wonder]

I'm pretty good at annoying people.

I'm really annoying

lol

 

[old]

I can get in my car, disengage the parking break, put on my seat belt, put key in the ignition, turn on the car, put it in drive and pull out.

I can do all of that with both hands at the same time in what seems about 5 seconds. I cannot understand why some people sit in their cars for minutes just doing whatever before they pull off.

 

[Prez]

I'm really annoying


Edit... for fucks sake

I'm way more talented than you.

 

[Kraftwerk]

I'm pretty good at annoying people.

I'm really annoying


Edit... for fucks sake

You two should meet. This is a sign.

 

[Fracas]

I can bend my fingers to make several right angles with them.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I can get in my car, disengage the parking break, put on my seat belt, put key in the ignition, turn on the car, put it in drive and pull out.

I can do all of that with both hands at the same time in what seems about 5 seconds. I cannot understand why some people sit in their cars for minutes just doing whatever before they pull off.

I gotta put on a good podcast before I pull out. Even if it's like a 5 minute drive.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I can get in my car, disengage the parking break, put on my seat belt, put key in the ignition, turn on the car, put it in drive and pull out.

I can do all of that with both hands at the same time in what seems about 5 seconds. I cannot understand why some people sit in their cars for minutes just doing whatever before they pull off.

I don't know shit about cars but I thought you're supposed to let the engine warm up for a few seconds before putting it in gear.

 

[Hypnopompy]

I'm an incredibly fast sprinter despite not being athletic in the slightest. It's a fun talent to have when playing football with randomers in the park.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I don't know shit about cars but I thought you're supposed to let the engine warm up for a few seconds before putting it in gear.

When it's cold out, yeah.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

I can say the alphabet backwards really fast. People in high school would ask me to show it off.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

When it's cold out, yeah.

Granted it's cold here more often than not, but I thought it was a general rule regardless. If so I don't really follow it, but I'd have less anxiety about it were that not the case.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I can smoke a cig with my butt.

 

[Oersted]

Sex

Ice eating

Making children laugh



Edit: Nice marketing OP

 

[User 100115]

I have the lyrics to over a thousand songs memorized. Not just the lyrics but the beats and notes and such.

Can't remember do normal daily things though. Fucking memory.

 

[triplestation]

I can transform into a sloth.

Yeah OKAY

 

[dripdripsplash]

fuck my talents dude that beat is dope.

May I ask which beat you made for Juicy J ?

I have the lyrics to over a thousand songs memorized. Not just the lyrics but the beats and notes and such.

Can't remember do normal daily things though. Fucking memory.

I have this problem too lol

 

[Halcyon]

I can throw playing cards like Ricky Jay. Into watermelon and stuff.

 

[triplestation]

I'm good at baking delicious baked stuff

 

[Cow Mengde]

I can identify tyrannosaurus skulls.

 

[Darryl]

I'm pretty good at hackysack. Been playing consistently for a decade now.

 

[HUELEN10]

As far as quirky, random, bullshit that no one could call a talent, some of my friends swear I sound like this fucker. I don't, do I?

 

[Kraftwerk]

Yeah OKAY

Here is an artists rendition of my transformation;

 

[Jak140]

I can do many different things not very well; if only I could take advantage of my universal mediocrity. Or at least focus on something long enough to get good at it.

 

[sixteen-bit]

i can draw pretty well

 

[cafemomo]

I can identify which engine is which on a Boeing 777 by just hearing the sounds

 

[hazukash]

I'm good at the board game Taboo (read: guessing words), making peanut sauce, reusing paper, and imitating Wario.

 

[Blasty]

As far as quirky, random, bullshit that no one could call a talent, some of my friends swear I sound like this fucker. I don't, do I?

You pronounced NEOJAF wrong.

 

[Shadybiz]

Pretty goddarn good at oral pleasure .

 

[SaviorX]

Freestyle

I've been trying to make beats on fl studio for months but mastering is harder than I thought. Made some decent ones though

 

[Winterfang]

What? I didn't know that there was a joint that was crackable in there.



That's some fancy stuff right here.

Me neither until I felt very uncomfortable one day in the chest and did this

Like an exaggerated version of a good posture and heard and felt a pop, right in the middle. Happens from time to time.

Also if you cover your mouth and nose and blow, the air will come out of the ears.

 

[dragonlife]

I never know what day of the week it is or the number.

 

[Air]

I have pretty good memory recollection. I can learn pretty quickly too.

Edit: I also have perfect color vision apparently.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I'm really good at developing zits in my ear canal. Ow this hurts.

 

[Ray Wonder]

fuck my talents dude that beat is dope.

May I ask which beat you made for Juicy J ?



I have this problem too lol

Thanks a lot! I made a beat for Martin Luther king Day. The song is called Unite. It has Juicy J, Dj Paul, 8 Ball, Mjg and two other people that no one really knows. Here's the link.

 

[Prez]

Also if you cover your mouth and nose and blow, the air will come out of the ears.

Uhm you should probably go to a doctor then cause that means you have perforated eardrums.

 

[HUELEN10]

If you cover your mouth and nose and blow, the air will come out of the ears.

Go to the doctor to get your eardrums checked!

 

[Roland1979]

Also if you cover your mouth and nose and blow, the air will come out of the ears.

Lol. No it doesn't. But it does but pressure on it and can probably be relieving at altitudes.
Edit: If you're being serious you should go see medical attention like others mentioned.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I can roll my tongue into a U
I write a great yarn

 

[Winterfang]

Uhm you should probably go to a doctor then cause that means you have perforated eardrums.

I though this was common, add another talent to the list.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Oh yeah, I can also make one eye move.

 

[Crayons]

I have the ability for everyone to ignore me.

 

[acheron_xl]

I have an innate sense of kerning.