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[Monocle]

I wish someone would write me a twerk anthem.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Wasted beat, Lil' Wayne and Trina did it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHfyVJZg6ns

Trina's so hot.

 

[poopninjamvc3mk]

Now watch a gay black dude rant about the ashy booty dancers that look they dying and how the main star looks like he's a methhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQ-32QQjiI

 

[braves01]

And Girl Boy Pussy is a woman's anus, right?

Never heard that before.

I've a woman's vagina and anus referred to as "front butt" and "back pussy," respectively.

 

[trixx]

oh my god what did i just watch

 

[_illmatic_]

Yeah..........no............

 

[T.O.P]

And Girl Boy Pussy is a woman's anus, right?

lmao



dafuq did i just watch anyway


i don' even like big butts on guys

 

[MThanded]

This is whow whow.

 

[royalan]

lmao



dafuq did i just watch anyway


i don' even like big butts on guys

Blasphemy

 

[Smokey]

ay bruh

you didn't have to call out my city like this

 

[SecretMoblin]

thank god I squat


the pants are already off, let's do this

 

[hwalker84]

At first I thought it was Throw that boy (some) pussy. Then the lyrics and dancers kicked in......

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Terrible lyrics, inept rapping, thoroughly rudimentary beat, some awful piano "melody" and air horns.

Dear god....

 

[collige]

It's like a gay version of 6 year old Soulja Boy tracks.

 

[andycapps]

Well, that wasn't what I expected.

 

[freenudemacusers]

ay bruh

you didn't have to call out my city like this

why would this be a callout. twerk with pride.

 

[enzo_gt]

The dude looks like he's never been thrown pussy in his life.

 

[Jarnet87]

I could tell this was awful with no sound, then I put the sound on and it went to a whole nother planet of awfulness.

 

[XenodudeX]

Terrible lyrics, inept rapping, thoroughly rudimentary beat, some awful piano "melody" and air horns.

Dear god....

Seems pretty standard for dirty south hip hop.

 

[Tablo]

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

dafuq did i just watch anyway


i don' even like big butts on guys

None of the guys in the video had a big butt.

And what? Why? You need to take the "Top" out of your name then

 

[Mdot]

Well well welllllll. I wasn't expecting that.

CLAP THAT ASS LIKE A BITCH
CLAP THAT ASS ON MY DICK!

 

[collige]

Seems pretty standard for dirty south hip hop.

You must not have been listening to much hip-hop lately then.

 

[K.Jack]

Now watch a gay black dude rant about the ashy booty dancers that look they dying and how the main star looks like he's a methhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQ-32QQjiI

"Asses look like they were burnt by bbq grills."

DEAD

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

You must not have been listening to much hip-hop lately then.

The fact that theres decent gay hip hop out there, yet this is the one that got a million views on WorldStar speaks volume.

 

[Tesseract]

THAT WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

 

[freenudemacusers]

The fact that theres decent gay hip hop out there, yet this is the one that got a million views on WorldStar speaks volume.

200k are probably angry hiphoppers, 300k from angry 5%ers, 100k from lord jamar

 

[crimzonflame]

Gay GAF, what does he mean by "What's your real name, not your jack name?"

 

[royalan]

Gay GAF, what does he mean by "What's your real name, not your jack name?"

Jack'd is a gay hookup app (excuse me - I mean, "social networking app"). Similar to Grindr, but with more features, and nudity.

 

[dbztrk]

Gay GAF, what does he mean by "What's your real name, not your jack name?"

Online hook up name. Grindr, A4A etc.

 

[iMAGINATION]

That ass though...

 

[fader]

HAHAHA!! Im dying.

jesus christ some of these guys were into it.

EDIT: oh wait.... this is a serious song??? I thought it was just a joke

 

[kai3345]

For some actual good gay rap:

L1EF

Mykki Blanco

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

No. Just No.

Just like male twerking in general, a gay twerk anthem is screwing the pooch. Hell all twerk videos come across as crass now tbh.

Even if I was gay, id find this horrendously embarrassing.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I miss the days of Sir Mix A Lot.

 

[royalan]

For some actual good gay rap:

L1EF (YAAASSSSS)

Mykki Blanco

.

 

[RoboPlato]

Lyrically this song would fit right in on Chozen.

 

[Northern Lights]

Song is catchy but still.. Houston hold this L for a very long time.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Song is catchy but still.. Houston hold this L for a very long time.

why is this an l

 

[royalan]

No. Just No.

Just like male twerking in general, a gay twerk anthem is screwing the pooch. Hell all twerk videos come across as crass now tbh.

Even if I was gay, id find this horrendously embarrassing.

Yeah no.

Gays and POC have been twerking since the 80s. And we're not going to drop it just because white people picked up on it, bastardized it, meme'd it, and then dropped it after a year.

Twerking is FOREVER.

DON'T STOP
POP THAT PUSSY
LET ME SEE YOU DOODOO BROWN

 

[Lambtron]

Seems pretty standard for dirty south hip hop.

I hope Pimp C comes down from heaven and slaps you across the fucking mouth for this shit.

This song knocks tbh.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Yeah no.

Gays and POC have been twerking since the 80s. And we're not going to drop it just because white people picked up on it, bastardized it, meme'd it, and then dropped it after a year.

Twerking is FOREVER.

DON'T STOP
POP THAT PUSSY
LET ME SEE YOU DOODOO BROWN

Say dat

 

[Arde5643]

I was tryin to fuck your friend/
but you got more ass than him/

Did I hear that rig...



Oh..

Oh those are dudes twerking. Oh.

It's fine - you didn't know. The fap didn't count.

 

[chronos4590]

For some actual good gay rap:

L1EF

Mykki Blanco

Another Cakes Da Killa - Goodie Goodies

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Yeah no.

Gays and POC have been twerking since the 80s. And we're not going to drop it just because white people picked up on it, bastardized it, meme'd it, and then dropped it after a year.

Twerking is FOREVER.

DON'T STOP
POP THAT PUSSY
LET ME SEE YOU DOODOO BROWN

I understand that, but just like daggering in dancehall, its become a parody of itself. Even before it started to get mainstream attention.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i was gonna say cakes is way better than those other basic bitches

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

smh...

 

[PBY]

Uhhhh

This is a jacked beat of the latest lil wayne album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0r5qdrll5s

 

[royalan]

Uhhhh

This is a jacked beat of the latest lil wayne album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0r5qdrll5s

Yeah, the beat is from a Lil Wayne track.

Used beats...It's almost like it's a mixtape or something...