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How do you approach a girl at a beach?

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My sister is inviting me to a going away party at a beach tomorrow. I've been told that there are many attractive girls there since there will be a surfing competition. I am also bringing my best friend there as well. How do I approach girls there? Specifically, what do I say?

I have been exercising the past 3 weeks and went from 149.8lbs to 141.6lbs! Hopefully that'll improve my chances.

To respond to the cashier thread, I did not find her working last Friday. I will try if I get the chance. I will probably mention her sister and if she's doing anything later.
 
Swim out too far. If she dives in and saves you, she's definitely wants you. If she doesn't and you drown, at least you won't have to deal with the rejection.
 
Carry around with you a Guinness World Records book and tell them interesting facts. I use it as a prop when I go out to a club and it always gets the girls talking.
 
Go up to her and just make this face:

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You could walk up to a random one and try to make some conversation.

Try asking about herself or about things around you. Do something romantic like grabbing a handful of sand and let it slip between your fingers like a sieve while saying "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

That will work for sure.
 
"Hi i'm <name>"
"Hi"
"Are you here for the competition or just to watch?"

Or you could go to the zoo, and start a "how to approach a girl at the zoo" thread.
 
You go up to her and say "oh my god you're wearing a bikini? So am I, you and I have a lot in common we should totally go out" works 100% of the time guaranteed.
 
This is one of the easiest things in the world to do. No one has an attitude at the beach. If you just go and talk it really doesn't matter what you say, you can embarrass yourself more than a few times. Get a drink and bring her one.

I have been exercising the past 3 weeks and went from 149.8lbs to 141.6lbs! Hopefully that'll improve my chances.
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She aint gonna notice breh
 
Monado Blade said:
By asking GAF looks like. Is it working, OP?
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Was about to post this.

Every time you post a thread like this, it's like you're hoping for a molester man or a Train otaku recreaton except replace 2 chan with gaf. But anyway...just talk to them. Perhaps even make that face in your avatar to 'em.
 
From the front so they can see your face. If you approach from behind they are likely to attack without restraint. My friend was in hospital for 3 weeks with fractured eye socket because he didn't make his presence aware to a female he spotted at Tottenham Court Road Station.
 
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