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Friend not aborting... how much to tip the doctor for a circumcision?

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Long story short: I introduced a friend of mine to this girl a few months back, and they hit it off instantly. We all had a wonderful chat about how Lady Gaga is an overrated hack and how Inception was one of the best films since the 90s. He ended up hooking up with her later that night.

Turns out she's preggers. Her parents think abortion is murder, so she's keeping it and probably giving it up for adoption shortly thereafter.

Ultrasound results came back, turns out the baby is a boy. Since they don't want him to have to deal with smegma and other hygiene issues, they're having him snipped.

Now here's the conundrum: how much do you tip the doctor after such a procedure? I think the standard 10% for decent service, 15% for outstanding service rule applies, but my friend (who is from the UK) doesn't think he needs to tip at all.

Advice?
 
Your friends are mainstream morons.

15% is the norm, but depending on the price of the procedure, that might not be necessary at all.
 
So how much should I properly tip at this restaurant im at right now because i don't really like tipping i think it's for communists and flaming buttfuckers :(
 
Shouldn't your health insurance cover that?
 
glaurung said:
The penis remains part of the body in one case.
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yeah but the piece of skin they remove from my body forever is kind of like just as important as the neurologically deficient fetus that a person does not want
 
Jaxter09 said:
How do you differentiate between a decent and outstanding circumcision?
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Having worked a bit in carpentry, I'm thinking if it looks like a nice, clean cut, the doctor did a pretty commendable job.
 
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Stat Flow said:
Is your friend a christian?
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The guy or the girl?

Girl's parents are non-denominational, but pretty strict. Girl is generally agnostic, but doesn't tell her parents (still attends church with them and whatnot). Guy was raised Christian, is coming around to agnosticism, but believes that the universe had a creator and likes to think that humans were probably created in close to their present form.
 
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Puddles said:
Girl's parents are non-denominational, but pretty strict. Girl is generally agnostic, but doesn't tell her parents (still attends church with them and whatnot). Guy was raised Christian, is coming around to agnosticism, but believes that the universe had a creator and likes to think that humans were probably created in close to their present form.
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Atramental is a pregnant girl? Holy shit.
 
Puddles said:
Long story short: I introduced a friend of mine to this girl a few months back, and they hit it off instantly. We all had a wonderful chat about how Lady Gaga is an overrated hack and how Inception was one of the best films since the 90s. He ended up hooking up with her later that night.

Turns out she's preggers. Her parents think abortion is murder, so she's keeping it and probably giving it up for adoption shortly thereafter.

Ultrasound results came back, turns out the baby is a boy. Since they don't want him to have to deal with smegma and other hygiene issues, they're having him snipped.

Now here's the conundrum: how much do you tip the doctor after such a procedure? I think the standard 10% for decent service, 15% for outstanding service rule applies, but my friend (who is from the UK) doesn't think he needs to tip at all.

Advice?
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1. Lady Gaga is an artistic genius and Inception is a movie that only rabid Nolan fans like, so their relationship was ripe for God's retribution from the start.

2. As for abortion, I'll refer you to our resident expert; JayDubya

3. DO NOT LET THEM ROB HIM OF HIS PRECIOUS FORESKIN, it is mutilation just like how they cut off girls' clitorii in 3rd world countries, he'll lose sensitivity. I am also mad at the world and my parents for being circumcised myself, it is a barbaric procedure that should be outlawed, so what if the Jews do it.

4. If they make the mistake of ignoring the aforementioned advice in number 3:



Regardless, please pass on my congratulations to your friend and baby mama.
 
You're the babies true father aren't you? Not sure if this thread is serious. I've never heard of tipping a doctor for doing their job...

Maybe I'm just not reading between the lines.
 
Puddles said:
Does the foreskin add much? I've always thought it just made the thing look weird.
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Pretty much. It's objectively awful looking. Girls run screaming from it. I never tip.
 
polyh3dron said:
1. Lady Gaga is an artistic genius.
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She has like 3-4 good songs. Goldfrapp had more than that on Black Cherry alone, which The Fame Monster can't begin to touch. She was better as Stefanie Germanotta.
 
you know how to play crash by dave matthews band, therefore your opinions on music are invalid

(i like goldfrapp and lady gaga. and inception.)
 
Puddles said:
She has like 3-4 good songs. Goldfrapp had more than that on Black Cherry alone, which The Fame Monster can't begin to touch. She was better as Stefanie Germanotta.
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She's better than that shitty Suburbs band, whoever the fuck they are. She was ROBBED at the Grammys!
 
polyh3dron said:
She's better than that shitty Suburbs band, whoever the fuck they are. She was ROBBED at the Grammys!
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I hear The Suburbs are headlining Day 2 of Coachella this year. Might have to try to get back to CA in time for that.
 
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If you had an iPhone instead of a shitty Android phone you could use one of 1,000,000,000 apps that would tell you how much to tip.

I hope they name the baby after Shawn Michaels.
 
Pristine_Condition said:
If you had an iPhone instead of a shitty Android phone you could use one of 1,000,000,000 apps that would tell you how much to tip.

I hope they name the baby after Shawn Michaels.
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I won a bet back during the World Cup that gives me the right to pick this guy's firstborn kid's middle name. His last name is Jones, so I'm thinking Bones.
 
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