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.GqueB. · Feb 15, 2014

I got this hoody years ago at Brooklyn Industries. I purchased a coat I didn't quite like and when I returned it, I had store credit and with it I purchased this hoody and a black jacket. The jacket was fine but this hoody is perfect.

My arms look great in it, it has the perfect level of drape, the perfect length. There are zero things wrong with it.

Whenever I'm on Skype to seduce a woman, I always put on this hoody. I've lost count of how many acts of mutual masturbation I've experienced in this hoody. Because... of this hoody.

Yet at some point, this hoody will become useless to me. I'll grow out of it. It'll rip, it'll tear. Wear away into nothingness. It will become smelly and unusable. That's tragic to me. That feeling of impermanence. Nothing is forever. It's humbling. Beautiful even.

Discuss.

Badgerst3 · Feb 15, 2014

What hoody yo?

ReturnOfTheRAT · Feb 15, 2014

Sparkedglory · Feb 15, 2014

OJdaKiller · Feb 15, 2014

but no picture of this goddamn hoodie...fucking stupid

EBE · Feb 15, 2014

hahaha. ahh...

blame space · Feb 15, 2014

isn't it hoodie?

kick51 · Feb 15, 2014

Jado · Feb 15, 2014

It looks good on you. Nice job.

PlayALLtheGames · Feb 15, 2014

Is it like a joke because a hoody that seduces girls doesn't exist? Or...

stufte · Feb 15, 2014

The hoodie in question:

FStop7 · Feb 15, 2014

Is this a transcription of Kanye's latest rant?

blame space · Feb 15, 2014

i used to have this great hoodie. I bought it at the gap and I wore it so much I got holes on the sleeves.

it was a brown zip up. now I have a blue one.

Badgerst3 · Feb 15, 2014

blame space said:
isn't it hoodie?

Indeed.

Toothpick · Feb 15, 2014

i have a black hoodie i bought late 2007. Still use it from time to time <3

vikki · Feb 15, 2014

"... Like tears in the rain."

Stop wanking in your hoodie, you're gonna mess it up.

SwiftDeath · Feb 15, 2014

I kind of want to buy this hoodie but am wondering how geeky it is

http://store.ftlgame.com/products/the-kestrel-hoodie/

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triplestation · Feb 15, 2014

damn bro

you know this thread makes you realize how great hoodies are

they are like blankets you can wear

i dont know i always get sleepy in a hoodie

Rawket Lawnchair · Feb 15, 2014

You seduce women on Skype?

Phire Phox · Feb 15, 2014

Sparkedglory said:

Was gonna post this lol

Sojgat · Feb 15, 2014

...

The hoody is only beautiful ... because it's so fleeting, so transient?

Steamlord · Feb 15, 2014

Yeah I have one too, it gets all the bitches wet

MIMIC · Feb 15, 2014

We demand pics of said hoodie and videos of said Skype sessions

Dr.Acula · Feb 15, 2014

SwiftDeath said:
I kind of want to buy this hoodie but am wondering how geeky it is

http://store.ftlgame.com/products/the-kestrel-hoodie/

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Fuck YEAH! My Mass Effect N7 hoodie is falling apart, this looks fucking badass!

blame space · Feb 15, 2014

I'm a hipster nerd and I am fat and have depression. I went to whole foods in my N7 hoodie and the cute cashier said cool shirt and I said "I know." got her number in my new flagship droid phone by samsung.

triplestation · Feb 15, 2014

blame space said:
I'm a hipster nerd and I am fat and have depression. I went to whole foods in my N7 hoodie and the cute cashier said cool shirt and I said "I know." got her number in my new flagship droid phone by samsung.

How did you get her number?

XiaNaphryz · Feb 15, 2014

None of these are hoodies, but they seem appropriate.

triplestation · Feb 15, 2014

That's disgusting

jerry1594 · Feb 15, 2014

yeah i agree

SmithnCo · Feb 15, 2014

I cry evertim

Dr.Acula · Feb 15, 2014

Now I want sushi.

And watermelon.

Bam Bam Baklava · Feb 15, 2014

That's all I need.

megateto · Feb 15, 2014

Skype seducing?

PsychBat! · Feb 15, 2014

Schadenfreude · Feb 15, 2014

How drunk are you, OP?

vikki · Feb 15, 2014

Style Fox said:
That's all I need.

Looks like taco-less Freeman is wearing the lawnmower man.

ganon · Feb 15, 2014

My imagination of OP's hoodie..

Ekdrm2d1 · Feb 15, 2014

XiaNaphryz said:
None of these are hoodies, but they seem appropriate.

HappyBivouac · Feb 15, 2014

Man I have a favorite hoodie too (Uniqlo) but I dunno bout using it for skype seduction.

Vooduu · Feb 15, 2014

FStop7 said:
Is this a transcription of Kanye's latest rant?

Ominym · Feb 15, 2014

Is this your hoody, OP?

xrainbow-dash-hoodie.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.eJwsguwHx8.jpg

luckyarcher · Feb 15, 2014

blame space said:
isn't it hoodie?

Nailed it.

Dereck · Feb 15, 2014

Dr D Wayne Love · Feb 15, 2014

found it

Tricky I Shadow · Feb 15, 2014

Where am I?

Persona7 · Feb 15, 2014

SwiftDeath said:
I kind of want to buy this hoodie but am wondering how geeky it is

http://store.ftlgame.com/products/the-kestrel-hoodie/

Discuss

this looks like the hoodies that fangamer uses, they are very thin and poorly made

dejay · Feb 15, 2014

.GqueB. said:
I got this hoody years ago at Brooklyn Industries. I purchased a coat I didn't quite like and when I returned it, I had store credit and with it I purchased this hoody and a black jacket. The jacket was fine but this hoody is perfect.

My arms look great in it, it has the perfect level of drape, the perfect length. There are zero things wrong with it.

Whenever I'm on Skype to seduce a woman, I always put on this hoody. I've lost count of how many acts of mutual masturbation I've experienced in this hoody. Because... of this hoody.

Yet at some point, this hoody will become useless to me. I'll grow out of it. It'll rip, it'll tear. Wear away into nothingness. It will become smelly and unusable. That's tragic to me. That feeling of impermanence. Nothing is forever. It's humbling. Beautiful even.

Discuss.

TCRS · Feb 15, 2014

Sparkedglory said:

this is a fucking sickness on neogaf. so many threads lately without pics or links in the op.

SJRB · Feb 15, 2014

Too hood for your own good.

Mihael Mello Keehl · Feb 15, 2014

What hoody?

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