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Woman Who Made £37,000 A Week Selling Farts Hospitalized For Trying To Fart Too Much

Kev Kev

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clem84

Gold Member
I will reluctantly, but dutifully, take over the role in her abscense. Got some wet ones bottled up, starting the bid at 10k
I mean, the most obvious question I had was, why didn't she ask someone else to fart in a bottle if the business was so lucrative? I guess if it was discovered she might have to refund the people she scammed with someone else's flatulence. Fart fraud? 😄
 
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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
World isnt fair. She's making tons of money off farts, yet this guy who posted this hilarious fart video (204 subs and 22000 views) has probably made nothing off it!

 

skyfinch

Member
I mean, the most obvious question I had was, why didn't she ask someone else to fart in a bottle if the business was so lucrative? I guess if it was discovered she might have to refund the people she scammed with someone else's flatulence. Fart fraud? 😄

When it comes to bottled farts, quality is key. Once you start outsourcing the farts, quality drops dramatically. You're better off not selling farts at all if you even have the slightest intentions of outsourcing. It's like wine. When it is bottled by the same hands that picked the grapes off the vines, you can taste the quality....the passion that went into it.
 

DGrayson

Mod Team and Bat Team
Staff Member
This whole thing is just so wild.

I dont want to pile on for people having weird kinks but I think this is just too far. If you are buying jars of farts online you do have mental health issues that should be addressed professionally.
 
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eh i'd rather buy belle delphines bath water. at least that has some use. what can you do with a fart? get one good sniff before it escapes as you crack it open? boriiiiing!

with bath water you might get a smell off it but what makes it the superior product is you can drink it and get a nice taste. water has so many uses. you could put the bath water in a spray bottle and spray it all over your house/clothes! you can use it to brush your teeth in the morning! just think of how many days you could make it last. some other uses would be watering your plants or boiling some potatoes or rice although you might need to buy a few bottles.

/s
 
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Amory

Member
Wife and I both watch 90 Day Fiance, definitely a guilty pleasure.

This chick sucks, and to stand out as a lowlight on that show you really have to be a POS.

Not gonna hate on her for getting a bunch of money from simps, but if she really wasted time and a bed at a hospital, effectively as an advertisement to help her sell jarred farts, then she can get fucked. "Heart attack". Please. Nurses probably wanted to punch her in her stupid face.
 

HoodWinked

Member
Can't remember if she said it or the person she was talking to but mentioned that there's an intimacy with farts. Like only if you were with someone for a long time you'd be comfortable enough to hot box under the covers.
 

Ailynn

Faith - Hope - Love
I'm honestly astonished no one posted the meme yet... :lollipop_downcast_sweat:


"BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now...."

:messenger_face_steam: :messenger_weary::messenger_ok:


- - -

TODAY ON...
sick sad world GIF
 
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IDKFA

Member
People buying jars of farts for a three figure sum per jar?!?! Fuck this planet.

We need a astroid to hit us to restart civilization.
 

Roxkis_ii

Gold Member
How lonely does one have to be to buy a fart?
I thought people were sad for paying for panties, but at least their not consumable (as far as I know).

People have talked shit about religion, but I might be time to bring it back.

 

Javthusiast

Gold Member
I always blame the idiots who buy it, cause without their stupidity women wouldn't waste their "talents" on this overpriced shit, do lame OF clips and just stream on twitch in a bath tub and instead just become good old fashioned pornstars giving us the real good shit with nicely produced videos.
 

GymWolf

Gold Member
Do i get to chose what the girl eat before the farting process or it's random?!
 
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Jsisto

Member
Why has no one mentioned that there appears to be some sort of red liquid in the jar she’s holding up in that first picture. This is truly the fall of civilization. Humility and self respect is dead.
 
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Scotty W

Member
Shamelessly quoting my finest work.

Most men never realize the power of a loud confident fart. Think about it: their whole lives the only males that fart around women are their Daddy and husband. Are they ashamed? No, they own it. A woman hears a confident fart and instantly thinks ‘husband material.’ I have been proudly farting around women for a while now, and let me tell you, I have been getting some serious attention. Try it! It’s the ultimate panty dropper.
 
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