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[DoctorEkkoUK]

So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?

 

[nowhat]

Two points:

• It's a PS5 devkit, we have no idea what the actual console will look like
• I have a gut feeling you've never seen either a penis or a vagina - if your dick looks like the new Xbox, I suggest visiting a doctor

 

[MAtgS]

So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?

I vote the Nintendo Tiddies.

 

[ZywyPL]

So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?

So judging by the design itself, PS5 is gonna be fucked ;D

 

[Fret Runner]

There are three types of consoles in this world; Pussies, dicks and assholes.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

 

[Nikana]

Cooling is a priority and requires a design untraditional if you don't want it to sound like a jet. Take your pick. I'd much rather it be quiet than anything. I look at the screen when I'm playing not the box.

 

[Birdo]

How fucked up do you have to be to think that these consoles look like genitals?

 

[nowhat]

How fucked up do you have to be to think that these consoles look like genitals?

If you're determined enough, anything is a dildo.

 

[reconminicon]

So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?

Only one giant dong here

 

[(mat)]

Brb, imagining since no pics.

 

[deriks]

OP really needs therapy

Go play Animal Crossing
(but I guess that "crossing" could meant sex to him)

 

[Nero_PR]

Stop it. Get some help.

Go outside OP, it is not as harmful as it seems to be.

 

[Diddy X]

OP really needs therapy

Go play Animal Crossing
(but I guess that "crossing" could meant sex to him)

Judging by his avatar he will probably like it

 

[Business]

So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?

 

[deriks]

Judging by his avatar he will probably like it