- Oct 26, 2018
LOL.Fuckin ChadBurger over here
Did you ever take them up on that proposition? One time a couple fat chicks walked into the gas station I was working at(overnight job so it was like 2 in the morning). One asks if I want to go into the bathroom with her now or visit her after my shift ends. I politely declined, saying I had a girlfriend(I did).
She straight up says "Oh c'mon, all guys say that!".
Like first how many times you asking dudes to fuck you in a bathroom, and second if they all saying that there's probably a reason. Hit the gym Bertha.
In high school english class, some reason the tables we all sat at (5-6 people per grouped up desks) had to come up with a female name. I forget why, but I think the english teacher wanted to pick the best one to use for his teachings.
Our group came up with "Big Bertha". It was actually my idea.
When the teacher collected all the names, he took offence to the Big Bertha one and did a 10 minute spiel about his insulting it was and did some background story about nicknames. This was in the 90s. So not even modern day SJW stuff.
He grilled our table in class for coming up with a stupid name and we all blamed one guy. It was really my idea and some reason he didn't fight back saying it wasn't his idea. He kind of took it like a punching bag. And it's not like he was good friends with any of us. lol
It was hilarious.