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The Nanica Smitch is a clone of the Nintendo Switch.
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SleepDoctor
Banned
I'll buy it for $50 lol
Hendrick's
If only my penis was as big as my GamerScore!
Does it play Switch games or do I have to start building out my Smitch library?
SubZero_Wins
Member
But does it run Doom?
Hulk_Smash
Banned
Is it made by Kairosoft?
Vawn
Banned
It just has a bunch of 8-bit and 16-bit pirated roms on it. It doesn't play new games.
Hendrick's
If only my penis was as big as my GamerScore!
Wow, thanks for ruining my Christmas.
Vawn
Banned
Humbug, bruh
Stefan.North
Member
Don't forget the greatest gem
GASTRAL PAINS
cryptoadam
Banned
TBH this is pretty cool. Not cool if someone bought it thinking its a real switch, but as a cheap chinese emu machine its up there.
The Joy con's actually detach, the screen looks pretty decent. If was in the market for a machine to play NES/SNES/GEN games this thing looks better than a lot of the crappy handheld PI knockoffs out there. Question is what kind of SOC does it have and can it play N64/PS1/PSP and even maybe dreamcast games? And does it have HDMI out? Looks like the Joy cons are actually wireless so if you could hook up to your TV its an actual Switch PI retro machine that can be both portable and handheld which might be a first.
EDIT: Oh shit I just watched the end of the video and he has it on his TV. Damn this is actually pretty damn cool. If it has a good enough SOC and you could get N64/PS1 on it this is probably better than PS classic/SNES classic if you want a machine you can hack and load up with ROMS.
160 is a bit pricey but I have been looking at retro emu machines and its not really that much. A lot of them are 100+ or more and this thing comes with 2 controllers. Can you use other BT controllers because SNES games you need more buttons.
The Joy con's actually detach, the screen looks pretty decent. If was in the market for a machine to play NES/SNES/GEN games this thing looks better than a lot of the crappy handheld PI knockoffs out there. Question is what kind of SOC does it have and can it play N64/PS1/PSP and even maybe dreamcast games? And does it have HDMI out? Looks like the Joy cons are actually wireless so if you could hook up to your TV its an actual Switch PI retro machine that can be both portable and handheld which might be a first.
EDIT: Oh shit I just watched the end of the video and he has it on his TV. Damn this is actually pretty damn cool. If it has a good enough SOC and you could get N64/PS1 on it this is probably better than PS classic/SNES classic if you want a machine you can hack and load up with ROMS.
160 is a bit pricey but I have been looking at retro emu machines and its not really that much. A lot of them are 100+ or more and this thing comes with 2 controllers. Can you use other BT controllers because SNES games you need more buttons.
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DESTROYA
Member
Look at these for a mini retro machine.
GKD 350H GK350H Game Kiddy 350H
GKD 350H/ GK350H or GKD350H retro game console- allowing you to play retro games such as GB, GBA, MD, NES, SENS, MAME, PS1, SMS and a lot more.
retrogame300.com
I just got the RG350 and pretty much runs everything very well.
ANBERNIC Retro Game RG350
RG350/ Retro Game 350- a new upgraded GCW Zero. Powered by the JZ4770, which is the same CPU as found in the GCW Zero. RG-350 allows much better SNES emulation and a larger selection of playable PS1 titles too.
retrogame300.com
cryptoadam
Banned
Look at these for a mini retro machine.
GKD 350H GK350H Game Kiddy 350H
GKD 350H/ GK350H or GKD350H retro game console- allowing you to play retro games such as GB, GBA, MD, NES, SENS, MAME, PS1, SMS and a lot more.
I just got the RG350 and pretty much runs everything very well.
ANBERNIC Retro Game RG350
RG350/ Retro Game 350- a new upgraded GCW Zero. Powered by the JZ4770, which is the same CPU as found in the GCW Zero. RG-350 allows much better SNES emulation and a larger selection of playable PS1 titles too.
any links to a more console like machine? I was looking at something that I could play on my TV and came with a DS4/XBOX style controller (obv it will be a cheaper knock off controller).
These look pretty cool but the SMITCH hooks up to your TV and has detachable joy cons. And I doubt you can play Super Tony Borthers and Legend of Zinc and Tony Kart and all the other great nanica first party exclusives
Virex
Banned
Mayonettah 3
Fake
Member
FTFY
Gamernyc78
Banned
And "ugly moe"
New Yorks Finest
Banned
Where was this assembled and designed, Somalia? And mass produced in Zimbabwe?
C'mon y'all, we need receipts.
C'mon y'all, we need receipts.
Soapbox Killer
Grand Nagus
I need it. Just to punish my kids with .
The Former Gamer
Neo Member
I have a couple of questions:
Is this even legal to sell? What I mean is can't Nintendo make some kind of claim and stop it from being sold anywhere?
What is the story with somebody buying it and then reselling it online... even though they didn't actually make the damn thing, but just reselling it?
Is this even legal to sell? What I mean is can't Nintendo make some kind of claim and stop it from being sold anywhere?
What is the story with somebody buying it and then reselling it online... even though they didn't actually make the damn thing, but just reselling it?
The Former Gamer
Neo Member
Is it actually Chinese?
Do you mean the Joycons stick in position and push in directions you don't want? The amount of Xbox 360 controllers I went through that had this issue is quite staggering.
You know, I've heard stuff like this... What exactly do they get pissed about? I know there was something to do with Youtube streams Nintendo didn't like because they wanted to get money from the streamers/Youtube or something like that...
How could you explain that to young children? 'Oh, Santa got the wrong one, but we'll send a letter to the North Pole and see if he can get us a better one'... HAHA!
JimboJones
Member
Probably helps that they don't announce it 3 years in advance that there working it.
Stefan.North
Member
Well... I didn't want to mention that spin-off
CuteFaceJay
Member
Plays more classics than the switch LOL
Wolverine421986
Neo Member
Harry Potter and the Legend of the Nanica Smitch... J.K. will make another billion.
greenpower22
Member
No one gonna mention the false advertisement here????
I mean the box show a 2x larger screen than the actual product with minimal bezels.
I mean the box show a 2x larger screen than the actual product with minimal bezels.
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Potato Chip PRO
Member
800 Games built in... How could you say NO to that!? :O
gifgaf
Member
The joycon drift issue is a none issue and easily fixed with some isopropyl alcohol and cotton buds/q-tip.
Check this video for a super easy tutorial.
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DESTROYA
Member
My launch Switch fortunately does not have drift issues but thanks for the tip.
Cock of War
Member
More like Chiralsoft. Was this designed by Joakim Mogren?