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Rumor Rumor: Nintendo about to acquire Brazzers

Javthusiast

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sexy booty shake GIF


How their next direct starts.
 

Tschumi

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oh you're allowed to have fun. this just isn't funny or entertaining.
Ima meet you half way.

Porn is an awful industry that permanently scars a thousand people for every one of the handful who headline something like brazzers. Mainstream porn is also pretty samey by now and a bunch of fratappeal things have been hit upon - nasty talk, gagging, whatever - and taken to the point of annoying distraction.

... But for real, joking about porn is only offensive to religious lawful-stupid types, getting triggered by a bunch of deliberately not-nsfw gifs is wimpy in the extreme.

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Thoughts on op:

New characters for Super Small Bros. going to be OP
 
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infinitys_7th

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Considering how Nintendo's Pokemon designs have been, ah, evolving, bringing in Brazzers to help with the next evolution seems like a natural step.
 
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Not to be outdone by rumors of Microsoft buying Techland and Sony acquiring square enix, Nintendo has decided it needs to acquire an adult focused studio of their own. Take this with a grain of salt but Myamoto believes it will help Nintendo shed their kiddie image.

Expect several games based on popular brazzers IPs like Housewife 1 on 1and What are you doing Step-Bro.

Source: some Reddit or Twitter posts or my uncle who works at Brazzers.
Looks like something other than ghosts will soon be vacuumed in that mansion
 

Jacob Curnow

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Obviously a joke, but I ran for Congress a while back and I can say for sure that human trafficking is no joking matter in any way whatsoever. Governments world wide classify modern day human trafficking as modern day slavery, and that's what some of the adult film industry involves; not to suggest that this particular company is involved directly. There are actually more modern day human trafficking victims currently alive in 2021 than there were in the North Atlantic Slave Trade; which you'd think would be a big deal. Here's an article in the news:

 

Petaya Berry

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Never heard about this company nor the titles listed in the OP, so I did a research and...

Please, do not do this. -_-
 

TheInfamousKira

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What in Jim Ross bah gawd hell us going on in this thread?

This reminds me of that mod for Link's Awakening called Link Gets Laid, and I'm nostalgic AND ashamed.