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Business Rude health checkup

Which of the following words trigger your timbers?

  • Trump

    Votes: 10 31.3%
  • Retard

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • Cunt

    Votes: 4 12.5%
  • Tranny

    Votes: 4 12.5%
  • Niggardly

    Votes: 11 34.4%
  • Pocahontas

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Wall

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Votes: 14 43.8%
  • Epstein didn’t kill himself

    Votes: 8 25.0%

  • Total voters
    32

Papa

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Hello GAF, how the fuck are ya?

Dr. Matthew and Nurses Kazza Kazza and Shmunter Shmunter here to take your temp (anally) and check your rude health. Are you finding yourself excessively triggered lately? Unable to form a cogent argument and resorting to screeching and attempting to equalise or outright cancel others? You may be suffering from acute rude sickness. If left untreated, this mental disease can be fatal as it turns the brain into a pile of rainbow coloured mush and leaves the host vulnerable to even the slightest hint of mean words and insults. The only known cure is a glass of cement to harden you the fuck up. So to help us with your initial diagnosis, please watch the informative video below and then fill out the poll to let us know which rude words trigger your paper thin skin so we can make sure to say them as often as possible.

 

Shmunter

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Hello GAF, how the fuck are ya?

Dr. Matthew and Nurses Kazza Kazza and Shmunter Shmunter here to take your temp (anally) and check your rude health. Are you finding yourself excessively triggered lately? Unable to form a cogent argument and resorting to screeching and attempting to equalise or outright cancel others? You may be suffering from acute rude sickness. If left untreated, this mental disease can be fatal as it turns the brain into a pile of rainbow coloured mush and leaves the host vulnerable to even the slightest hint of mean words and insults. The only known cure is a glass of cement to harden you the fuck up. So to help us with your initial diagnosis, please watch the informative video below and then fill out the poll to let us know which rude words trigger your paper thin skin so we can make sure to say them as often as possible.

Haha, literally on the floor...
 
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Coolwhhip

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Any of those new words that woke male feminist soy boy/girl social justice twitter warriors came up with.
 
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synchronicity

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I'm not triggered by any of it. I already know the world is a crazy circus.

(Plus getting triggered only triggers more triggers. Stahp it!)
 
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poppabk

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REEEEEEE but only because i cant stand those people. thinking about them makes me want to go downstairs and slam my dick in the car door
I am one of those people! I will now enjoy every post I make knowing the pain it causes you. I just find the REEE thing annoying because this is its own forum, hell it's the original forum, and the obsession with that other site here is counter productive.
 
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Papa

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I am one of those people! I will now enjoy every post I make knowing the pain it causes you. I just find the REEE thing annoying because this is its own forum, hell it's the original forum, and the obsession with that other site here is counter productive.

What production are we countering?
 

Kadayi

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Should have added 'cancelled'

There's something about the way that word is deployed that just makes me want to ask whoever is saying it what exactly do they mean? And how exactly should 'X' be 'Cancelled' Because other people aren't a TV Show.
 
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You need to add real triggering options like; Brie Larson, Abby Russell, not being able to say the n-word, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and seasoning.
 
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Ailynn

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I'm pretty much cured of any triggering from the word "tranny" nowadays. I owe a lot of that to this site in showing how we shouldn't let words have power over our emotions. "Truscum" is similar. It's just ridiculously stupid and not worth being upset by whatsoever.

Still, any iteration of the N-word seriously clenches my trigger senses. I have no problem letting that slur remain a word my brain refuses to ever allow into my vocabulary.
 
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Kev Kev

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I am one of those people! I will now enjoy every post I make knowing the pain it causes you. I just find the REEE thing annoying because this is its own forum, hell it's the original forum, and the obsession with that other site here is counter productive.

annnnnnnd blocked

lol
 
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888

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That REtard Cunt Pocahontas said you don’t EveR have to chEck your tranny fluid, she should bE tossed oveR a wall or lEt Trump dEport her to the land of the niggaRdly.

Also EpstEin didn’t kill himself.
 
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Papa

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"Blocked" because I don't believe in permanent blocking.

I agree. Ignoring someone should have an expiration date. You can still put them back on ignore but the effort/laziness might eventually overcome the fragility.

tbh I just wanna see Jare melt into a little puddle when the padding on his walls is removed
 

triplestation

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kingbean

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I'm only really offended by the purposefully ignorant and truly racist.

Everything else is fair play.
 
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