Rise in popularity of anal sex has led to health problems for women

Crayon

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So a guy goes to the proctologist with an emergency. "Doctor! Help! I was raped by an elephant!"

"You better bend over and let me have a look.... my god... this couldn't have been an elephant. An elephant's penis is long and thin. Your sphincter is stretched to the size of a bowling ball!!"

"He fingered me first!"
 

TurnOneYeti

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Thaedolus

Gold Member
Who was the GAFfot who did a reading of that anal manifesto? I think I shit myself laughing at that. Maybe Blame Space?
 

decisions

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It’s disappointing the article doesn’t make clear what the issue is. Like they didn’t ask the doctors of the injuries are caused by anal sex inherently, or anal sex done wrong without enough lube, or what…

I always feel this way when I read The Guardian. It’s like the author just pads the headline with words, producing an article that has doesn’t read like it has any structure or conclusion to it.
 

Thaedolus

Gold Member
It’s disappointing the article doesn’t make clear what the issue is. Like they didn’t ask the doctors of the injuries are caused by anal sex inherently, or anal sex done wrong without enough lube, or what…

I always feel this way when I read The Guardian. It’s like the author just pads the headline with words, producing an article that has doesn’t read like it has any structure or conclusion to it.
I mean that probably has a lot to do with it. Girls get their labia torn too if you don’t take care, and even then they still do. If you just go sticking it into a butthole without lube…you’re gonna have problems.
 
It’s disappointing the article doesn’t make clear what the issue is. Like they didn’t ask the doctors of the injuries are caused by anal sex inherently, or anal sex done wrong without enough lube, or what…

I always feel this way when I read The Guardian. It’s like the author just pads the headline with words, producing an article that has doesn’t read like it has any structure or conclusion to it.
I think AI writes most news nowadays
 

Quasicat

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Usually this stuff pops up on the weekend, and we’re not there yet…I can’t wait to see what stuff gets posted when it gets here!
 
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on topic, I dated quite a few younger girls prior to getting married for the 2nd time

I noticed girls 18-23 seem to be super open to anal. females my age (late 30s) don't seem to be nearly as receptive to it.

it was the strangest thing. anal was as normal as giving a bj or just regular ol' sex to them. it was like a complete non issue for them.

attitudes have most definitely changed.
 

Dr.Morris79

Gold Member
on topic, I dated quite a few younger girls prior to getting married for the 2nd time

I noticed girls 18-23 seem to be super open to anal. females my age (late 30s) don't seem to be nearly as receptive to it.

it was the strangest thing. anal was as normal as giving a bj or just regular ol' sex to them. it was like a complete non issue for them.

attitudes have most definitely changed.
Jesus christ. The most exciting thing I get is the ability to hang my washing out as it's not raining.
 

MrMephistoX

Member
I had a doctors finger up my ass recently and I do not understand the appeal of receiving anal I enjoyed giving it to my wife once but she was a hard nope after that one time too.
 

Cyberpunkd

Member
I always feel this way when I read The Guardian. It’s like the author just pads the headline with words, producing an article that has doesn’t read like it has any structure or conclusion to it.
Because same way there are shot lawyers and doctors, there are also shit journalists.
 

Elysion

Member
I wonder if it will eventually be common for promiscuous young women to wear diapers, like is already the case for particularly ‚enthusiastic‘ gay men…
 

LiquidMetal14

hide your water-based mammals
I had a girl basically initiate it once. I wasn't even looking to do it but she took the lead. Felt alright but I think it's overrated as hell.

I do understand if things are too loose doawn there but the hygiene aspects of it have always turned me off.

The last thing we need is to have medical issues over something that isn't necessary.
 

Star-Lord

Member
My first experience with anal was initiated by my girlfriend at the time. Bent her over the sofa, taking her from behind, she reached back and guided me towards her ass. I asked if she was sure, she just looked back and grinned. I ain't looked back since. Something about fucking an ass just feels right. Would never take one up the shitter myself, mind.
 

Dr_Salt

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on topic, I dated quite a few younger girls prior to getting married for the 2nd time

I noticed girls 18-23 seem to be super open to anal. females my age (late 30s) don't seem to be nearly as receptive to it.

it was the strangest thing. anal was as normal as giving a bj or just regular ol' sex to them. it was like a complete non issue for them.

attitudes have most definitely changed.
It has been normalized by porn. These zoomie girls have grown with easy access to technology so they have been exposed to this stuff from way earlier.
 

OverHeat

Membre Exceptionnel
Everything is okay in moderation and use lube for god sake!!! If you have a 12 inch cock don’t do anal with your girl except if she is a pornstar lol
 
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Soapbox Killer

Grand Nagus
Did you know that back in the day until the late 90s early 2000s) the military had to check every guys rectum before joining? That was a strange conversation to have with 19yo me.

"I'm sorry doctor you have to check what??????"
 
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