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Thursday - Dec 22nd, 2011
HOU @ IND

Saturday - Dec 24th, 2011
MIA @ NE
JAC @ TEN
TB @ CAR
CLE @ BAL
ARI @ CIN
MIN @ WAS
DEN @ BUF
STL @ PIT
OAK @ KC
NYG @ NYJ
SD @ DET
PHI @ DAL
SF @ SEA

Sunday - Dec 25th, 2011
CHI @ GB

Monday - Dec 26th, 2011
ATL @ NO

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Gloat of the Week:

Congratulations FMT!!

i just want to say good game steelers fans, your team is definitely a quality PSYCHE!!

PRAISE ALLAH BITCHES!!! fuck all you assholes who doubted our team, fuck troy polamalu go use some head and shoulders to wash the ejaculate out of your hair cause alex busted all over you, fuck you mike tomlin you dumb bitch stick to your movies, fuck off ben roofles you fat piece of shit thank tebow you played now you know what it feels like to have someone violate you against your will you should be in prison, fuck you rashard mendenhall you terrorist the only thing you'll ever be remembered for is costing your team a superbowl victory, fuck off rooneys you fucking crooks you shouldn't own an NFL team, fuck james harrison i wish you played so we could've gotten some free 15 yarders go retire you roid raging doucher, fuck dick lebeau you old bitch your defense is overrated and old, fuck harson you don't deserve to live in the bay area and i hope you are stuck in traffic and got shit talked to you all night long at the stadium, fuck steelers fans and the terrible towel you fucking sorry ass fanbase like cockaroaches you invade homes and cause problems but you ran into the raid that is the 49ers now you bearded scumbags can go back to the human landfill they call pittsburgh and waste away!

and also a special fuck you to saints fans, we aren't letting go of the #2 seed so we won't be traveling to that shithole in new orleans and your team is mediocre on grass you are the new rams greatest show on turf fraud team!

now if you'll excuse me i have to go beat off to these highlights! eat a bag of dicks niner haters!!

Sour, whiny, Tom Brady level of bitch tears of the week:

Way to go AngmarsKing710. You may be poor and stupid like a Pittsburgh coal miner, but your tears flow like a Beacon Hill transvestite.

Gotta love FMT's douchebag trolling. Lose to the Cards and it's all reasonable posts, but win a game at home in your tricked out shithole of a stadium and suddenly you are the king of the world.

I'd love to have a re-match in the SB, but while the Steelers are unlikely to get there, they only have to deal with other shit AFC teams. You have no fucking shot at it against the Packers or the Saints regardless of where you play.

Choke of the Week:

PUT IN FLYNN!!!!!!!

GIF's!

 

[Buckethead]

That'll do pig, that'll do.

 

[Slo]

Finally, a thread for the common man.

 

[jmdajr]

Going to be a great weekend of football!

 

[eznark]

Post gifs and I'll add them. If you see an error or don't like something, fuck yourself then die in a fire.

 

[Buckethead]

I was going to make a .GIF of Aaron wiping his brow but I DONT MAKE GIFS FROM GAMES WHERE THE PACKERS LOSE


rhghhrghghjrgjr

Way to go AngmarsKing710. You may be poor and stupid like a Pittsburgh coal miner, but your tears flow like a Beacon Hill transvestite.

:jnc

 

[yankeehater]

DREAM TEAM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!





Thank you NFC East for sucking so much.

 

[Derrick01]

That is one awesome OP, especially the rant. I wish I was there to see it happen.

 

[eznark]

Buckethead, you mind making the masthead for week 16?

 

[oneHeero]

Packers lost, Broncos lost, Giants lost = YAY

SF won, Phi won = Boo

Cowboys #1 in NFCEast = YAY

Cowboys play Phi and NYG as the last remaining games which could determine if Cowboys make the playoffs = Boo

 

[verbum]

Going to be a great weekend of football!

For me, the only games that seem interesting on Saturday are the Jets vs the Giants, the Eagles vs the Cowboys, and the Cardinals vs the Bengals.
The Bears vs the Packers on Sunday could be one of those 50-7 games or one of those 13-10 games. I am getting a feeling the Bears without Forte and Cutler will be basic ball control and could surprise the Packers. Probably not win but could surprise them.

 

[789shadow]

Fuck the Browns.

 

[eznark]

For me, the only games that seem interesting on Saturday are the Jets vs the Giants, the Eagles vs the Cowboys, and the Cardinals vs the Bengals.
The Bears vs the Packers on Sunday could be one of those 50-7 games or one of those 13-10 games. I am getting a feeling the Bears without Forte and Cutler will be basic ball control and could surprise the Packers. Probably not win but could surprise them.

I'm generally pessimistic, but after they shit the bed in Kansas City and will probably have to win to secure home field, this one is going to be a fucking blow out.

 

[Slo]

I hope I don't see any more formations where Christian Ponder lines up at fullback and then acts as the lead blocker against a DE this week.

 

[yankeehater]

I hope I don't see any more formations where Christian Ponder lines up at fullback and then acts as the lead blocker against a DE this week.

They actually did that? The OC should have been fired on the spot.

 

[woodchuck]

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

 

[Spacebar]

All I want for Christmas is....

Week 16
Eagles over Cowboys
Jets over Giants

Week 17
Eagles over Redskins
Giants over Cowboys

Santa I never threw any snowballs at you so I shouldn't suffer!!

E A G L E S EAGLES!!!!!

 

[Slo]

They actually did that? The OC should have been fired on the spot.

It's called offensive innovation! We had Joe Webb undercenter and running the option while Christian pancakes some unlucky punk! We just have so many athletes that we have to find creative ways to get them on the field.

 

[jmdajr]

I think the Seahawks have a chance this weekend. SF can't assume they'll just win this game just because. Hell, they lost to the Cardinals.

also got

Charges/Lions
Bengals/Cardinals
Raiders/Chiefs
Falcon/Saints

all with playoff implications...

If Both lions falcons win that will eliminate a whole bunch of teams

 

[yankeehater]

It's called offensive innovation! We had Joe Webb undercenter and running the option while Christian pancakes some unlucky punk! We just have so many athletes that we have to find creative ways to get them on the field.

My god the fallout if Ponder had blown out his knee trying to block a DE.

 

[eznark]

It's called offensive innovation! We had Joe Webb undercenter and running the option while Christian pancakes some unlucky punk! We just have so many athletes that we have to find creative ways to get them on the field.

Next year you should add some football players.

 

[verbum]

Damn, I forgot about the Chargers against the Lions. I think this could be the best game on Saturday. Rivers vs Stafford. Both teams highly motivated. Detroit's defense against River's quick release.

 

[Buckethead]

Buckethead, you mind making the masthead for week 16?

PM'd

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Whoeeehoeeee!

Who do you guys think wins the MVP award? We all agree it should be Brady right?

 

[Brinbe]

DREAM TEAM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!





Thank you NFC East for sucking so much.

All I want for Christmas is....

Week 16
Eagles over Cowboys
Jets over Giants

Week 17
Eagles over Redskins
Giants over Cowboys

Santa I never threw any snowballs at you so I shouldn't suffer!!

E A G L E S EAGLES!!!!!

Word...

 

[yankeehater]

Whoeeehoeeee!

Who do you guys think wins the MVP award? We all agree it should be Brady right?

McCoy!!!!










Rodgers wins in a landslide.

 

[Buckethead]

I also made this one Eznark... get it? MASThead? teeee heeeee

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Eznark you forgot this:

 

[Dutch Gronk]

McCoy!!!!










Rodgers wins in a landslide.

Brady should win by the "Manning-MVP-rule". Without him this team would be picking in the top 5 in the next draft.

 

[yankeehater]

Brady should win by the "Manning-MVP-rule". Without him this team would be picking in the top 5 in the next draft.

I agree with that, but Rodgers is having the best year ever by a QB so he will get it.

 

[789shadow]

Brady should win by the "Manning-MVP-rule". Without him this team would be picking in the top 5 in the next draft.

Going by that logic, Manning should win.

 

[eznark]

Brady should win by the "Manning-MVP-rule". Without him this team would be picking in the top 5 in the next draft.

Then the refs should get it. I doubt Detroit wins a game without all those gift penalties they receive.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Brady should win by the "Manning-MVP-rule". Without him this team would be picking in the top 5 in the next draft.

11-5.

Bears record with cutler? 7-3
W/o? 0-4.

 

[yankeehater]

11-5.

Bears record with cutler? 7-3
W/o? 0-4.

So the Bears GM should get least valuable then.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I've been begging for Jerry Angelo to be fired for years.

Speaking of him: our #1 draft pick this year is going to have surgery that will keep him out 4 months

He loves drafting injured OL.

 

[Buckethead]

Rodgers wins in a landslide.

And I win in a mudslide!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

11-5.

Bears record with cutler? 7-3
W/o? 0-4.

11-5?! Lol that worked with Cassel because they had a cupcake schedule that year and a Defense plus Randy Moss was still good.

 

[bionic77]

Choke of the week should be Erron and Candlestick.

God what a garbage franchise and stadium. Yorks are so fucking dumb they draft Smith with a 1 and are too stupid to pay the electric bill to keep the lights on. That was even dumber than our decision to play Ben.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

11-5?! Lol that worked with Cassel because they had a cupcake schedule that year and a Defense plus Randy Moss was still good.

So the 49ers are 11-3 with any QB?

And the bears went 0-4 during the easiest stretch of the season.

 

[verbum]

Choke of the week should be Erron and Candlestick.

God what a garbage franchise and stadium. Yorks are so fucking dumb they draft Smith with a 1 and are too stupid to pay the electric bill to keep the lights on. That was even dumber than our decision to play Ben.

Will Ben be off for the next game or both of the remaining games? I imagine his leg hurts pretty bad today. It seems to me the best idea is to let him heal as much as possible before the playoffs.

 

[eznark]

So the 49ers are 11-3 with any QB?

Yes, 100% yes.

 

[bionic77]

Will Ben be off for the next game or both of the remaining games? I imagine his leg hurts pretty bad today. It seems to me the best idea is to let him heal as much as possible before the playoffs.

Who the hell knows.

We should let him rest but Tomlin is unpredictable and he might play Ben and have him run 10 qb draws.

Our chances of getting homefield are slim now so it makes sense to rest our guys and get ready for playoffs.

 

[sruckus]

Will Ben be off for the next game or both of the remaining games? I imagine his leg hurts pretty bad today. It seems to me the best idea is to let him heal as much as possible before the playoffs.

I bet we let him play and for that i'll be beyond pissed. Sometimes you just need to realize you're the head coach and say NO

 

[mre]

Eznark you forgot this:

What the hell happened here?

 

[jmdajr]

Steelers can beat the RAMS with D alone. Offense can just take a knee every down.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Packers and 49ers in the NFC champ, and Patriots and Broncos in the AFC champ.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Who the hell knows.

We should let him rest but Tomlin is unpredictable and he might play Ben and have him run 10 qb draws.

Our chances of getting homefield are slim now so it makes sense to rest our guys and get ready for playoffs.

When has Tomlin ever rested starters? They're playing into the playoffs and you know it.

 

[bob_arctor]

WE GONNA BE KINGS OF NEW YORK, BITCHES!

 

[eznark]

WE GONNA BE KINGS OF NEW YORK, BITCHES!

 

[meadowrag]

What the hell happened here?

Looks like demonic possession.