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[Star-Lord]

I was thinking the civil war for some reason

Added to ignored.

 

[haxan7]

all done

 

[Star-Lord]

Quick question, how would we know if we weren’t actually in the Matrix? What if the first film was actually propaganda to prepare us for the oncoming war against the machines?

 

[nush]

Quick question, how would we know if we weren’t actually in the Matrix? What if the first film was actually propaganda to prepare us for the oncoming war against the machines?

Jump off a building.

 

[Star-Lord]

Jump off a building.

I’ll record it for TikTok prosperity.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

The South has entered the chat

Looks more like a scone to me.

 

[Star-Lord]

Looks more like a scone to me.

I’m stuck trying to work out what it’s covered in.

 

[T8SC]

Quick question, how would we know if we weren’t actually in the Matrix? What if the first film was actually propaganda to prepare us for the oncoming war against the machines?

It's simple:

If you'd not have sex with her, you're living in the Matrix.

 

[Star-Lord]

Well, fuck.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I’m stuck trying to work out what it’s covered in.

I believe it's gravy, but it's some foul abomination of a gravy. Someone show these folks to the Bisto or Oxo ffs

 

[BigBooper]

I believe it's gravy, but it's some foul abomination of a gravy. Someone show these folks to the Bisto or Oxo ffs

Oh yea, that tasty gravy powder goodness.

FYI, the gravy pictured is made from fresh meat drippings, water, salt, and flour. They've got some huge chunks of what looks like breakfast sausage in it too. Not too into that.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Oh yea, that tasty gravy powder goodness.

FYI, the gravy pictured is made from fresh meat drippings, water, salt, and flour. They've got some huge chunks of what looks like breakfast sausage in it too. Not too into that.

Nowt wrong with gravy granules my guy. But I agree, a homemade gravy will always be preferable.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

They also gave the world:

Name?

 

[Corgi1985]

They also gave the world:

World has had pink bikinis for a while bro

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m stuck trying to work out what it’s covered in.

Biscuits and gravy my friend. With sausage.

 

[nush]

Engeerlaand!

 

[Prison Mike]

Engeerlaand!

 

[Star-Lord]

Biscuits and gravy my friend. With sausage.

That, sir, is not a fucking biscuit.

 

[Kev Kev]

That, sir, is not a fucking biscuit.

 

[Star-Lord]

Nope.

What you posted was a scone. You have scones with jam and clotted cream, as nush posted above. Biscuits are what you refer to as cookies. Bloody butchering our beloved language.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Bloody butchering our beloved language.

 

[Kev Kev]

Nope.

What you posted was a scone. You have scones with jam and clotted cream, as nush posted above. Biscuits are what you refer to as cookies. Bloody butchering our beloved language.

These are chips

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

These are chips

Don't do this Kev, you'll start a civil war.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Don't do this Kev, you'll start a civil war.

The colonies are ready for war. We've tea on standby in Boston.

 

[Star-Lord]

These are chips

You shut your goddamn whore mouth.

 

[Peggies]

I get why Americans are confused about chips and crisps but what the hell is the confusion with "biscuits"?
These are biscuits:

What do you guys mean, when you talk about biscuits?

I’ve never been so offended. I’m a Brit and proud.

Excuse me?! What kind of Irish are you?

 

[Star-Lord]

For the record:

Chips

Biscuits

Crisps

Take your punkass, grammatically-incorrect American trash outta here.

Excuse me?! What kind of Irish are you?

I’m from Cork. If you’ve been, you’ll understand.

 

[nush]

Crisps

Take your punkass, grammatically-incorrect American trash outta here.

Those are quite clearly Kettle Chips and not crisps.

 

[Star-Lord]

Those are quite clearly Kettle Chips and not crisps.

And where does one find Kettle Chips?

In the CRISPS aisle.

Bloody pedant.

 

[nush]

And where does one find Kettle Chips?

In the CRISPS aisle.

Bloody pedant.

With retail space at a premium a dedicated Kettle chips aisle is unlikely, you know what else in is the crisps aisle?

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

It appears nush has defected. The Chinese government has him now.

 

[Peggies]

For the record:

Chips

Biscuits

Crisps

Take your punkass, grammatically-incorrect American trash outta here.

I know that. I wanted to know what Americans think "biscuits" are, but I googled it now.

SoAmericans call Scones "biscuits"?
Why the hell would you do that?

 

[Star-Lord]

With retail space at a premium a dedicated Kettle chips aisle is unlikely, you know what else in is the crisps aisle?

They’re all crisps to me.

 

[nush]

It appears nush has defected. The Chinese government has him now.

Oh no, locked in a country with loads of Asian women.

 

[*Nightwing]

Just to be an instigator:

Ps: it’s soccer

 

[Star-Lord]

You wouldn’t have Mk 3 Iron Man if it wasn’t for us, going by that logic. Just saying.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You wouldn’t have Mk 3 Iron Man if it wasn’t for us, going by that logic. Just saying.

Good job creating the English language. You’re welcome for perfecting it.

 

[Rentahamster]

I’m stuck trying to work out what it’s covered in.

You ever played the game "soggy biscuit"?

 

[Star-Lord]

You ever played the game "soggy biscuit"?

I went to an all-boys private school, what do you think?

 

[Rentahamster]

I wanted to know what Americans think "biscuits" are, but I googled it now.

So Americans call Scones "biscuits"?
Why the hell would you do that?

Because "B" comes before "S", we purged all Scottish vocabulary in 1897, and also Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Rentahamster]

I went to an all-boys private school, what do you think?

Sounds hot

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Man I fucked up by coming into the office today. This sucks.

 

[Rentahamster]

Man I fucked up by coming into the office today. This sucks.

Make the day better by ordering pizza delivery and charging it on the boss' credit card.

 

[BigBooper]

Man I fucked up by coming into the office today. This sucks.

You gonna pull out your edible drawer?

 

[Star-Lord]

Sounds hot

Basically, yeah.

I thankfully never ended up with the biscuit.

 

[Prison Mike]

Just to be an instigator:

Ps: it’s soccer

 

[haxan7]

Just to be an instigator:

Ps: it’s soccer

This is Old English. Get your facts straight

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning.

 

[Star-Lord]

Man, I forgot how bad the ending to Game of Thrones is. It’s Steven Moffat levels of bad.

 

[Corgi1985]

Man, I forgot how bad the ending to Game of Thrones is. It’s Steven Moffat levels of bad.

It's so bad it completely disappeared from public consciousness and now we can't remember how bad it was. Biggest show in history and it's barely a footnote now. It was some impressive levels of incompetence.

Where are you all finding dunkaroos? Publix doesn't have any.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You gonna pull out your edible drawer?

I honestly thought about bringing them.