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Looks like a new PS5 model is coming soon

[Sigma]

Member
I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.
Nobody cares about your itty bitty hands.
 

Imtjnotu

Member
I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.
Aroused Ryan Reynolds GIF
 

David B

Member
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
You have to understand, SonyGAF is very sensitive, especially now that PS5 lags behind Xbox and PC power-wise. You have damaged their fragile egos by questioning the almighty Sony, now they are going to tear you down however they can.
 

Banjo64

Member
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
It was funny. We have a guy who said he had an average penis and now he has a tag telling you. It's all in good fun. This isn't schoolyard bullying for your lady hands.
 

John Wick

Member
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
Chill bro it was a joke
 

assurdum

Banned
I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.
It's like to say hate condom is rightful because exhist micropenis sindrome...anyway I have relative small hands too and DualSense is infinitely more comfortable for me.
 
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Speaking of slim, back when I used to play disc games, I miss when the slim model came with an accessible disc tray that either popped open or slid open. PS4 stopped the trend.


nah, motorized tray all day. feels like its presenting itself to you, like a gentleman.

slim ps2 pop-up lid felt cheap/flimpsy, and that slim ps3 is just gross, insulting even.
 

Banjo64

Member
nah, motorized tray all day. feels like its presenting itself to you, like a gentleman.

slim ps2 pop-up lid felt cheap/flimpsy, and that slim ps3 is just gross, insulting even.
I’ve come to love mine. It’s fucking tiny, silent and cold. Originally I loved the OG slim but it wouldn’t swap now. It just has pure cute small console vibes.
 
nah, motorized tray all day. feels like its presenting itself to you, like a gentleman.

slim ps2 pop-up lid felt cheap/flimpsy, and that slim ps3 is just gross, insulting even.
My only knock against motorized trays is that I've had a PS3, 360, and a DVD player all present tray issues and disc reading issues after some years of usage. Could have been a coincidence, but honestly I've never had those issues with pop up lids. I'm a simple man when it comes to consoles. I prefer function over form.
 

Hezekiah

Banned
You have to understand, SonyGAF is very sensitive, especially now that PS5 lags behind Xbox and PC power-wise. You have damaged their fragile egos by questioning the almighty Sony, now they are going to tear you down however they can.
What in the muh teraflops is this nonsense?

You own a $2,000 PC and you're scared of Sony? Best thing to do is open your eyes and have the best of both worlds, and buy a PS5.
 

Putonahappyface

Gold Member
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
I love the dualsense and it is by far the most revolutionary controller ever made imo.


 
Cool. Hopefully it's smaller and less ugly.

I'd like to get one for the Judgement games and the eventual Persona 6, but the current model just won't fit on my setup.

I mean I guess I could put it in the ground or behind the TV, but what's the point of getting a new system if you can't show it? :messenger_sunglasses:
 

David B

Member
I own all consoles. Xbox Series X, PS5, and the Switch. That PS5 controller is crap and there's tons of forums all over google search that it hurts the middle of the hand right after the index finger. The Xbox Series controller is the best ever made, great grip texture, great triggers, excellent gap between triggers and sticks, nothing hurts. Switch Pro is ok, just not the best, mediocure.
 
What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.
This can't be serious right?

PAY FOR YOUR WORDS, YOU EVIL LARGE HAND MONSTERS!!!!
 

Skifi28

Member
I own all consoles. Xbox Series X, PS5, and the Switch. That PS5 controller is crap and there's tons of forums all over google search that it hurts the middle of the hand right after the index finger. The Xbox Series controller is the best ever made, great grip texture, great triggers, excellent gap between triggers and sticks, nothing hurts. Switch Pro is ok, just not the best, mediocure.
Do you have a blog where I can read more of your opinions? I'm very interested.
 
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