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[GermanZepp]

What the title says. Plus, from the way the pizza is made in your country, do you use cutlery?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

What the title says. Plus, from the way the pizza is made in your country, do you use cutlery?

If it's deep dish I use cutlery. As for eating the crust, it depends on the crust

 

[Cohetedor]

I eat the crust, unless it's day old little Caesars, that stuff is literally like a dog's chew toy. As far as cutlery, only if it's too hot or like deep dish where it's really not practical not to use a fork.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

If you're not eating the entire slice using only your hands, someone somewhere made a serious mistake.

 

[Mistake]

For me it depends on the crust. I like them crispy. If they’re too soft I don’t really bother

 

[AlteredForms]

I was taught never to waste food, besides the crust is often quite pleasant.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yes. Always.

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[Lady Jane]

Yes because I have standards

 

[EverydayBeast]

Before I eat the crust I go through the pizza

 

[chromhound]

I eat ass. I can eat anything

 

[teezzy]

I love stuffed crust

 

[Apocryphon]

I only eat pizza with cutlery if I'm having it with baked beans

 

[bender]

Crust is the reward for suffering through the rest of the pizza. Who doesn't eat crust? Probably communists.

 

[Kev Kev]

poll options:

me:

yes crust

 

[poodaddy]

Who over the age of 8 doesn't eat the crust? Do they have moms cut their sandwiches into diagonal wedges too?

 

[Soodanim]

I'm not the biggest fan of stuffed crust, but I eat all the crust every single time.

What's probably more divisive than the OP is the hotdog stuffed crusts I've seen. Who wants that in their crust?! If it's going to be anything it needs to be cheese, sauce, or preferably nothing at all.

Give me Italian base too, I don't need thick bread. I'll eat it, but I don't need it. Italy got it right when they invented it.

 

[UnNamed]

It depends.
In a good pizza, crust is soft and fluffy, so it's very digestible.
In a bad pizza is like eating a shoe sole.


Some types of pizzas, usually the square ones, are made intentionally crispy, so the crust is the best part.

 

[Kenpachii]

Yes i aint a child.

 

[D-ray]

As most people say, it depends. Personally, depends on how full I'm, and if the crust is actually good.

 

[Valedix]

I eat ass. I can eat anything

 

[killatopak]

I do.

 

[Rockondevil]

Always eat crust, never use cutlery. No exceptions.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Sometimes. Depends how hungry I am.

 

[DGrayson]

Depends on how fat I am feeling. And yes I know the crust isnt making a huge difference in this case, just a mental hang up.

 

[reksveks]

No cutlery unless it's one of the stupid deep pan pizza with too much on it.

Always crust unless it's a leftover pizza on the day later. Crust is pretty great.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Usually yes. Cutlery just to cut me some slices. I need to hold that beauty in my arms.

Always crust unless it's a leftover pizza on the day later.

Put it in the pan with some drops of olive oil. Sometimes i think it tastes even better than a fresh pizza.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

I don't trust anyone who doesn't eat the crust.

 

[kraspkibble]

depends what kind of pizza it is.

if it's crunchy hard shit then no i'm not eating it. if it's soft/stuffed then i'll devour it.

 

[Star-Lord]

What sort of monster doesn't eat the crust?

And anyone who uses a knife and fucking fork to eat pizza should hang their head in shame.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Of course, I eat the crust. I'm not some godless heathen.

 

[p_xavier]

With butter and olive oil and stuffed crust if available.

 

[DGrayson]

What sort of monster doesn't eat the crust?

And anyone who uses a knife and fucking fork to eat pizza should hang their head in shame.

Never go to italy!

 

[Grildon Tundy]

In 99% of cases, I will eat the crust. However, there's a pizza buffet by my place that puts about one bite of toppings on three bites of pizza per slice.

I do not eat the crust in that case because I see their tactic as a representation of the worst aspects of capitalism: exploiting cultural norms (eating pizza crust) to maximize profits (toppings = more expensive than crust, so severely limit toppings. Have customers fill up on flour). Every uneaten crust during my visit is an assertion of my God-given human rights.

 

[GHG]

What sort of monster doesn't eat the crust?

And anyone who uses a knife and fucking fork to eat pizza should hang their head in shame.

I eat crust and sometimes I'll even eat the crust with a knife and fork.

 

[GymWolf]

Imagine not eating the crust.

 

[Fuz]

I do.

But, as an italian, for this I won't judge you if you don't.

 

[Thaedolus]

I treat pizzas like the Native Americans did and let no part go waste.

 

[mxbison]

If the crust isn't good, it's not a good pizza.

 

[Spaceman292]

You should all use napkins you dirty, sauce-mouthed animals.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Usually, yeah.

But it defo gets left if I’m getting full, toppings before crust.

 

[Kilau]

If the crust is good, sure. Sometimes it's nothing more than a handle.

If the pupper is around all the crust goes to her regardless.

 

[Ionian]

Pizza first, crust as dessert in case there's still room.

Depends on the pizza of course, most come with dips and my God I'm eating the guts of it first so I get my value from it then move onto the crust if there's still room left and use the dips then.

Depends on the pizza though. In Italy I'd eat the lot, especially in Tuscany or Siciliy. Here, well, we're not known for pizzas so you savour the flavour first and fill the tank after with crust if still hungry.

A decent pizza here (made to order) is crazy money if you don't want too much like Dominoes or Pizza Hut, overladen behemoths of a shitty pizza.

Italian joints (here) that make them from fresh ingredients are costly but far smaller so the crust is needed to top off the meal.

 

[AV]

Only degenerates leave pizza crust. That shit is made for dipping in something runnier than pizza crust.

 

[JimmyF]

Yes, I paid for it.

 

[niilokin]

yes

 

[lachesis]

Always eat. Often times, the crust is the best part. If it is not, that’s not a good pizza worth eating at all.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yes, I paid for it.

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here

 

[Paulistano]

Yes & Yes.

 

[DragoonKain]

I’ve had some bad pizza(for pizza’s standards) and some crust is not worth eating. In these pizzas it’s not even real dough, it tastes like bisquick. As bland and tasteless. It doesn’t deserve time in your belly.