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[triplestation]

* Tony Stark should be tan with a mustache and badass mullet, no goatee

* War machine

* Will run like a 70s crime thriller

* 70s camera grain with modern CGI effects

* the technology of the suit will be no more advanced than the mark 1 in iron Man (2008) aka the cave suit

* fights cartel

* heavy amount of fire fight scenes shot realistically

* soundtrack includes electric guitar shredding

* rated R

just an idea I had!!!!

 

[brap]

* 70s camera grain with modern CGI effects

You lost me.

 

[triplestation]

You lost me.

MINIMAL CGI effects like district 9

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Not enough Giorgio Moroder.

 

[Tesseract]

blood and guts?

 

[Weilthain]

Can he look like this?

 

[Pagusas]

Sounds horrible. Stick to your day job OP

 

[triplestation]

^ LOOK AT THIS RACIST

blood and guts?

yes of course

 

[Tesseract]

oh fuck yeah brudda, how much money do you need

war machine should only say (scream) 'war machine!' when he's in combat

 

[triplestation]

i am just wondering who i'd cast as tony

charlie sheen in his prime would have been a dream

put a mullet on him and some muscle

goddayum

 

[Tesseract]

perfect

 

[triplestation]

yeah i'd portray him very similarly to tony montana

sick mansion, expensive cars, alcohol, cigars, topless big titty bitches

when tony montana goes to fight the bad guys you know tony is no saint himself

i guess the story would be like a deal gone wrong with the wrong people, ending in being ripped off and he's going to get his money back with his friend war machine and a couple other experienced operatives who would get a cut at the end lmao

look at this motherfucker

 

[Tesseract]

lmao bru look at that fucking grin, and goddamn that's some swell grass below their feet

 

[triplestation]

VERY frame worthy

 

[Tesseract]

the movie should end with tony and rhodey in a bar somewhere

still in their suits obv (minus the helms)

sipping on various wild beverages as the credits roll

 

[Tesseract]

nobody else wants to get in on this movie?

bunch of heathens

the best part is we'll know tony is no saint himself, it's gonna get gnarly as fuck

chainsaw shower scene all over the place, giblets everywhere

 

[bitbydeath]

Weren’t all the best action movies shot in the 80’s/early 90’s?

 

[V2Tommy]

* 70s camera grain with modern CGI effects

just an idea I had!!!!

What’s wrong with you? Movies don’t need computer effects, ever.

 

[TUROK]

You lost me.

Seriously. Unless the filmmakers break the laws of physics and make a completely practical suit that flies and can smash into buildings without liquefying the person inside, I don't care.

 

[davepoobond]

Iron Man reboot in the Bronze Age would be more interesting

House Stark vs House Goldblum

 

[DiscoJer]

People in the 70s didn't have mullets, that was more like 82 to 92 sort of thing.

The closest you got was this



Still pretty long in front

 

[GamingKaiju]

Fuck yea triple

Peter Falk should also head up SHEILD can we also get some of those 70’s beauty’s on the screen.

 

[dorkimoe]

You all know the reboot iron man is going to be either a girl or a gay black man

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I think Brie Larson would play a great Tony Stark in the 70s. She knows retro so well!

 

[Tesseract]

tony stank