It's nice.Hello, [vis_name][/vis_name]. Welcome to NeoGAF Gold™.
What is NeoGAF Gold?
It's an entirely optional, yet incalculably desirable premium subscription service for your favorite video game message board on the internet. Through exchange of a modest sum per month or annum ($4.99/$49.99 respectively, processed securely through Stripe), you'll:
* Help support continued development of new features community-wide, like Classic and Modern theme options, Twitch and Discord integration, special events, giveaways, and lots more to come.
* Browse NeoGAF ad-free on desktop and mobile without blood on your hands or recurring nightmares.
* Instant Updates (beta) will deliver new posts to the thread you're browsing live, without pesky clicks, taps, or mashing the F5 key. WHAT?! Yes, [vis_name][/vis_name].
* Luxuriate in your gilded username, Gold Member status, and exclusive NeoGAF Gold header logo (on both Classic and Modern themes).
* Still get banned at the discretion of our dutiful mod team; don't worry about the social dynamics changing.
Please proceed through the themed portal below, [vis_name][/vis_name].
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