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[TaySan]

"War is bad"

-TaySan

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

You quick scoping (censored).

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

OK Boomer

 

[Fake]

'I gonna post on Neogaf.'

 

[Arkam]

"Delete my internet history"

 

[phil_t98]

I f***ing shot first!!!

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

"Learn To Code" - Jason Schreier

 

[M1chl]

"What a shit game"
- Gandhi

 

[Belmonte]

What are you? Casul?

 

[Bryank75]

Git Gud - GameFAQ's

 

[Perrott]

"We live in a society..."

 

[Loke]

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Lag

 

[Deleted member 740922]

RIP - Hellpoint Dev

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

nvm


even censored that might be too much.

 

[CaptainClaw]

"Ha ha ha Don't Believe Me...
I am A True Lier..."

 

[Grandmaster Hash]

'You know Ellie, we really are the last of us'

 

[Kenpachii]

lag

 

[spawn]

Yipee-Ki-Yayy motherfucka

 

[HaveButOneLife]

"It's just been revoked".

"I'll have what she's having".

 

[SpartanN92]

“I’m Joe Biden, and I am running for the US Senate.”
-Joe Biden 2020 Democratic Presidential Primary

 

[SpartanN92]

“Get ITT!!!”
-Some retard on the internet

 

[TaySan]

"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time."

 

[Guilty_AI]

Spanish inquisition

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh....

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[Elder Legend]

"Leave your fear to achieve everything you want."

 

[DaleinCalgary]

I actualy do say "shot...in...the..back" to myself all the time

 

[Codes 208]

“*cough* now you’ll never know the antidote...”

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

“Get ITT!!!”
-Some retard on the internet

"GET IN THE TRENCH, SOLDIER!" - Master Chef

 

[RPSleon]

"Respawning is non essential travel, soldier."

"It's just been revoked".

"I'll have what she's having".

Hi peter.

 

[Digity]

"You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fuckin' pets are bein' skinned alive. Your mom's a fuckin' whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're goin' to Hell. Live with it. Game Over."

 

[RPSleon]

"Youre never gonna financially recover from this"

 

[Old Retro]

Be kind, rewind, you little shit

 

[Tesseract]

'You'll have to accept it. It's the way nature works. If you want to know how nature works, we looked at it, carefully. Looking at it, that's the way it looks. You don't like it? Go somewhere else, to another universe where the rules are simpler, philosophically more pleasing, more psychologically easy. I can't help it, okay? If I'm going to tell you honestly what the world looks like to the human beings who have struggled as hard as they can to understand it, I can only tell you what it looks like. '

 

[Tesseract]

feynman was an orbital drop shock trooper, 100%

 

[Pallas]

“I’m lagging harder than my dick.” — Pallas, after being one shot coming around the corner, 2020.

 

[Catphish]

"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin." -John Winger

 

[Virex]

"See you next year"

 

[CuNi]

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

 

[GymWolf]

"I lost just because my girlfriend was sucking my dick while i was playing, jokes on you pussyless nerd"

 

[deriks]

When the Russian put the claymore in the multiplayer

I have no idea what he's saying, but it's fun

 

[Ownage]

"Mistakes were made."

Oh, wait.

I'd be amused if I saw:

"Owned."

"Brutal, Savage, Rekt."

 

[D.Final]

"War is bad"

-TaySan

Dark Souls - You Died

 

[The Infectious Paradox]

 

[Bryank75]

'Big Oof' -Reeee

 

[DerFuggler]

"Hey, just hunker down here and keep shooting dudes for a couple of minutes and the game will let you proceed." (in the campaign)
"My dad works at calla duty and if you kill me again I'll have your hole account band!" (MP)

 

[Mr Nash]

I'd want something that randomly spews out quotes from Street Fighter II when characters say something between rounds.