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I watched God's Not Dead 2, because I guess I do that sort of thing now.

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Cyan

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The third one, if there is a third movie, will probably be about a politician or will deal more with legislature, don't you think? Isn't that the next step?

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.
 

inky

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I'm going to allow this.

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

It's like poetry...
 

Oozer3993

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Delightful review Lionel! I, too, share your heartbreak at the lack of Dean Cain.

So God is Not Dead Threeie is gonna be about Pastor Dave on lamb with God helping him out 10 Commandments style (parting a sea here, distracting the fuzz with raining frogs there), right? Cause I think that's the movie we all want to see.
 
The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

Maybe the director's cut of the third movie. Critics and fans will still pan the third movie, and since all will have moved on by the time the director's cut is released, and since critics won't review an even longer and worse version of the movie on disc, there will be no official measurement for its terribleness, thus finally allowing fans to have their "win".
 
God is Not Dead 3 is going to be so good, so amazing, people will look back on the first two movies and say "wow, they had a plan all along"

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

Oh god dammit
 
Mandrake, you certainly have a way of making the ridiculous entertaining. Bravo!

I might end up watching this at some point for Ray Wise. I'll just pretend it's from his point of view.
 

SirNinja

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The writers, producers, and directors of this film are doing far more to hurt Christianity than any of their perceived enemies.

Meanwhile, here's a film that actually needs to be made:




(bonus: sequel!)
 

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The Autumn Wind
I'd love if someone made a shot-for-shot remake of one of these movies, only replacing Christianity with Islam. It'd be fun seeing how many people clutch their pearls without even seeing it to realize what's going on.
 
The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

The last one needs to be called Just Kidding! God's Been Dead All Along.
 

DedValve

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I can't be the only one who keeps hearing the Kids Next Door theme song with the words being replaced by Gods not Dead?
 

Brazil

Living in the shadow of Amaz
The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

:lol

Geniuses, I tell you.
 

Coolluck

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I can't wait for Lionel Mandrake to stage a coup and take GAF into the glorious future. I'll massacre some cherry tomatoes in your honor.

I feel like I need to buy a ticket to the movie just to get the inevitable GND 3: Or is He? Thread.
 

DietRob

i've been begging for over 5 years.
I've gotta get to bed but I wanted to make sure to get this thread in my subs so I can read tomorrow.
 
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