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I ran out of milk

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Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Put some water on that sh!t boy!!

Hey you should take a pic of the empty milk in the fridge and your face to show us how you felt!
 
actually last night we were outta milk, but someone went and bought some this morning as no milk delivery on a thursday
 

Wolfy

Banned
Complete with pictures.

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NO MILK^

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FnordChan

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I woke up, can’t wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk!
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk!
I should’ve been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My cheerios just ain’t the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can’t go, out to the store
I’ll just wait ’till mommy buys more
I’ll just have, wheat thins and beer
If I get sick the toilet is near

"Milk" by Sgt. D and the Stormtroopers of Death

FnordChan
 

fennec fox

ferrets ferrets ferrets ferrets FERRETS!!!
MrPing1000 said:
Of course. Northern Ireland rocks we get milk to our door!!
God damn! I'm taking the next boat over! My last name's "Gifford" so I can be a citizen, right?
 

Suerte

Member
MrPing1000 said:
yep silver for full fat and red for semi skimmed and I think blue for fully skimmed

But don't birds peck the tops open? That's what happened when they delivered milk around here.... 10 years ago.
 
Suerte said:
But don't birds peck the tops open? That's what happened when they delivered milk around here.... 10 years ago.


yeah that happens from time to time. Lil bastards! U can get handy covers for them to stop them getting in though
 

Dilbert

Member
FnordChan said:
I woke up, can’t wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk!
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk!
I should’ve been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My cheerios just ain’t the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can’t go, out to the store
I’ll just wait ’till mommy buys more
I’ll just have, wheat thins and beer
If I get sick the toilet is near

"Milk" by Sgt. D and the Stormtroopers of Death

FnordChan

Speak English or DIE!!!!!! ;)
 

Chopin Trusty Balls

First casualty in the war on idioticy.
Hmm,milk yourself/your dog/your grandma/G.W.Bush ?

You can also call emergency and tell them you need milk delivered immidiately.
 

Ryck

Member
I'm staring to see a direct correlation between owning a digital camera and posting worthless threads.
 
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