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[Elder Legend]

Yay or nay?

 

[Lone Wolf]

I use Dr Squatch soaps so I imagine this works as well as any of the scents. I personally love their products.

 

[Codes 208]

The dumbest part about this ad is how theyre playing halo 5…split-screen

 

[German Hops]

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

The most annoying commercials.
Buy the soap if you are a male that wants to smell like a female.

 

[Punished Miku]

Its the typical old spice humor. Oh well.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

If they wanted to do some good for the world they would make Super Smash Bros. Soap.

I always found their commercials insufferable, so I refuse to buy their products.

 

[SZips]

These commercials always try way too hard.

Besides, the only Halo branded stuff I want to see (again) is Game Fuel.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

We need a halo dildo.

 

[njean777]

The most annoying commercials.
Buy the soap if you are a male that wants to smell like a female.

I use "girl" soap all the time and let me tell you: shit smells good.

 

[Dr. Claus]

Dr. Squatch is such a scam with its advertisement. They decry other soaps because they are “full of chemicals” and how they are “detergents. Despite the fact that all soaps, including Dr. Squatch branded soaps are full of the same exact chemicals and are still a form of detergent. That is what soap is. It’s literally basic general chemistry, but we have so many fucking retards these days that don’t understand the most basic of science.

If you like the smell of their stuff, good on you I guess - but you can do better and cheaper elsewhere. Don’t mindlessly buy into their “muh manly smell“ and “oh noes chemicals” advertising.

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

I use "girl" soap all the time and let me tell you: shit smells good.

Yeah?
I'm good

 

[SCB3]

We need a halo dildo.

Oh I'm sure 343i will find a way to fuck us

 

[IbizaPocholo]

Yay?

Dr. Squatch is Selling Halo Soap

https://gamerant.com/halo-soap-dr-squatch/ Over on YouTube, the online based soap brand Dr. Squatch released a trailer showcasing the company's new Halo scented soap bar, Spartan Scrub. The trailer itself possesses many of the same eccentricities that encompass other previous Dr. Squatch...

www.neogaf.com

 

[Oddvintagechap]

I’m not sure I want to smell like master chief.

It‘s probably how a football helmet smells like.