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Fuck Fortnite (The Jimquisition)

Jose92

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Incredibly brave and heroic, Epic Games continues its fight to #FreeFornite against Apple's oppressive tyranny. That is definitely the whole story. The corporate scrap between Epic and Apple is a story of freedom and sacrifice. That is, the freedom of Epic and Apple to sacrifice every innocent bystander caught in the ruckus. Oh, and Google is involved, but nobody cares about Google. Also Tencent. And Sony. And Microsoft. In fact, LOTS of people are involved in this embarrassing little media circus. And none of this is suspect or worrisome at all!

Jimmy is back again with another controversial opinion
 
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Naibel

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Imagine going to school as a video game player and your gaming does not put you at the sideline or makes you hide your hobby because it's "weird". Imagine going to school and everyone celebrates the game you love.

These kids are growing up in a better time for gamers.
 

Bernkastel

Ask me about my fanboy energy!
Although Jim's opinion is almost as safe as saying "Fuck Korean f2p MMOs", fuck whoever disagrees with him in this thread.
 
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Imagine going to school as a video game player and your gaming does not put you at the sideline or makes you hide your hobby because it's "weird". Imagine going to school and everyone celebrates the game you love.

These kids are growing up in a better time for gamers.

Not really. They grow up in an era when free to play mobile trash is all the rage and you're basically forced to compete in that space for social status, too, which mainly means spending tons of money on micro-transactions.
 

IntentionalPun

Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
The video is a critique of the socio-economic issues at play, not "this game is popular and I don't like it, Fuck Fortnite!" lol

But it's about as deep as you'd expect... not very.
 

Sp3eD

0G M3mbeR
I thought the video was great. It was super suspect that epic made their change and had a pretendered CG video ready to go to war. they knew exactly what they were doing...or so they thought.

My favorite part was they had no such video for apples entire deplatforming of epic and their unreal engine stuff. Surprised the fuck out of them I’m sure.

this narrative has been beaten to death already so it’s discussion doesn’t really matter.
 
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Look, I like some of what Jim does, but his coverage of this whole affair really comes across as him expressing horror that anyone could ever "side" with an eeeeevil corporation. ANY eeeeeevil corporation, really

Gives his poor little Marx-lite heart the vapors, it does.

The irony in all this, of course, being that Apple really IS Evil.
 

Clear

CliffyB's Cock Holster
Jim's the sort of socialist that disgusted Orwell, the ones that are motivated by the hatred of the rich, and not the conditions of the working class.

In this case, that Epic winning results in lower prices for users is of less interest than him sticking it to the corporations.
 

SCB3

Member
I'm trying to remember the last time Jim Sterling was even relevent

Also, the fuck is he wearing, please tell me he goes out like that
 

Kerlurk

Banned
 
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IntentionalPun

Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Jim's the sort of socialist that disgusted Orwell, the ones that are motivated by the hatred of the rich, and not the conditions of the working class.

In this case, that Epic winning results in lower prices for users is of less interest than him sticking it to the corporations.
He does spend a good bit of the video reading from that story about bad working conditions at Epic..

But it is pretty hilarious hearing someone scream about fascism and C-c-c-orporations and "changing the systems involved" and then go "but a discount on v-bucks would be nice" lol He has the depth of a puddle.
 

Tulipanzo

Member
Dropped him when he started showing his ass over how little he knew over UE5. Glad he keeps going for the dumbest take
 
I don't get the hate Fortnite is getting, don't like it, don't play it, simple as it is. Hundreds of millions of people across the globe are having a blast playing the game together, what's wrong with that? Or am I missing something?

The same reason Minecraft and roblox were hated.

Dem darn younglings and industry attention diverted from sony style, story driven lesbomancy simulators.
 

-Arcadia-

Banned
Another day, another bunch of ass-aggrieved boomers on gaming side that have likely never touched the game, and are riding a trend, much like they normally criticize.

The game is incredibly fun, well-made, charts a course away from F2P garbage (nothing but cosmetics are purchasable, and you never need to spend a penny), delivers insane amounts of content almost every two weeks, has had some of the coolest, most insane real time events in gaming, and is constantly pushing the absolute limits on what an open world multiplayer game can be, and the corresponding storytelling.

But no, 'Fuck Fortnite.'

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It figures though, with how much of cesspool gaming side has become. Most of you are too busy battling it out over which console is better and larping as grade school students, in your 40s and 50s, mind you, if that poll shows anything, that there's no actual room left for an intelligent thought beyond trend surfing, assumptions, not reading the OP, or grunting out a one-line response.
 

imsosleepy

Member
I dont like fortnite that much. But my little cousin of 10 loves it and she like it when I play with her online. She has so much fun with it.
Its sad that so many grown up gamers feel the need to hate fortnite because it got so populair and alot of kids like it.
Also. Fuck fucking jim sterling. I really hate that guy and I have 0 respect for him after giving hellblade a 1 when he had 1 bug near the end of the game while he was also on metacritic with his scores.
 

Gold_Loot

Member
Without watching the video, I’m going to guess he’s shouting a popular opinion , in an ugly word salad. All while patting himself on the back and enlightening us plebs.

what a chad. 🤮
 
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Warnen

Don't pass gaas, it is your Destiny!
My brother was into fort nite for a while, tried to get me into it to but don’t really care for pvp games. Had the most fun with the team stuff (witch was a limited time thing back then dunno if it’s still in the game). The game is fine on its own really hate everything around it though, guess when something f2p can’t get around that kind of thing.
 
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