- Jun 24, 2020
Keep going, keep trying to direct the conversation into something else so you don't have to back up your words. That Mario 64 was one of the first fully 3D games is a pretty common understanding. Even kids know this.So here's what I think: if you're going to try and sound like a basement nutjob with a Nintendo complex, why stop with 3D? or open world? Let's take your crazy to the next level. To that end, I propose the following and while I can't promise it'll get you that coveted Mario tag I can say for sure that it will cement your reputation as someone who obviously fucked an SNES to "lose" his virginity:
(you ready for this?)
Bragr's Next Big Overshare should be...
Mario 64 was the first man on the moon
Boom. Crowd gasps. Mic drops. Iwata smiles from above. And if the nerds try and prove you wrong....what is a "moon"? and a who can really say what a man is? Your position is unassailable. Your future on this forum secure.