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[jufonuk]

Exclusive: Southgate hires Cobra Kai’s John Kreese to tame England Lions

That should get everyone in line

news.paddypower.com

Southgate reached out to the 74-year-old Vietnam vet as he deals with mounting disciplinary problems in his squad both on and off the pitch.

England players reported for training yesterday morning where they were introduced to the karate instructor by Southgate and his backroom staff.

Kreese immediately ordered the players to line up around the centre circle before challenging them all to a fight.

Seeing as 2020 is so weird atm. I’m going to believe this is real.

can mods ad “source” to end of title please.

or I will get Kreese to roundhouse kick you.

 

[GymWolf]

Kreese can't even punch an old small man without fucking his own hands, what a pussy.