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[JohnnyFootball]

This thread is a humorous attempt to make a joke of the cards left for 2020 to play.

What else could go wrong?

Negativity prediction: There will be hardcore rioting after Nov. 6 and all stores will be looted and no-one will get their pre-orders. Sony and MS realize it was a mistake to launch in 2020. Those that keep their current gen consoles will be the only winners!

 

[Cert.in.Death]

Why tempt fate?

 

[Entroyp]

That would be fun to watch.

 

[Warnen]

I’m sure there will be shipping delays to piss off loads of people. Possibility of defect launch units. Games that need major fixes (ala avengers). Service Outages

 

[cormack12]

Sony will send all PS5 on one boat. It will sink.

 

[DESTROYA]

Scalpers have bought up all the pre-orders and new consoles are $1000 each

 

[johntown]

PS5's will all have some hardware defect that make them crashes or prevents them from booting.

 

[Woffls]

Earthquake swallows up all the consoles because some dingus decided they should all be in the same warehouse on a fault line or some shit.

 

[LordOfChaos]

Phil and Jim get covid from the president

 

[Desudzer10]

PS5 disc version will tear up the discs, digital version will have problems and won't be able to connect to the internet.

XBX will overload the power supply, and XBS will have no problems but won't be the next gen leap everyone wanted.

Shortly after, nintendo switches sales skyrocket.

 

[JohnnyFootball]

Phil and Jim get covid from the president

This would be the most desireable option. Neither one would die.

 

[CAB_Life]

American civil war. Not even joking about that, and it’s plenty more serious than console warrior nonsense, given as it’s a real possibility. Last I checked both sides were adamant about accepting the results of a democratic election, which is nuts for even one of them to say it, fucking looney toons for both.

Console related, PS5s burst into flames from their jacked up GPUs.