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[IbizaPocholo]

As we all know, Chris Pratt will be voicing the iconic Nintendo mascot in the upcoming animated Mario bros. movie, but expert Mario 64 modder Kaze Emanuar dares to wonder what it would've been like to have Chris Pratt be the original voice of Mario. So check out a quick compilation of voice lines from Super Mario 64, with Charles Martinet's voice removed and Chris Pratt's various movie lines dubbed in.

 

[Knightime_X]

I know this is a joke, but why do I feel this is also accurate?

 

[NeonGhost]

Reera about to have a meltdown again

 

[Otre]

Shitpost gold.

 

[Davevil]

Reera about to have a meltdown again

For what?

 

[NeonGhost]

For what?

They hate Chris Pratt and want him canceled

 

[Zeroing]

They hate Chris Pratt and want him canceled

Why? I love drama tell me everything!

 

[Davevil]

They hate Chris Pratt and want him canceled

I'll take my popcorn

 

[Dream-Knife]

I was hoping for a "So long gay bowser".

 

[Kiddo Cabbusses]

Voices in the mod seem too random, like an algorithm decided which of Pratt's lines went where. The wrong greetings, the wrong one-liners, and the wrong grunts and groans.

 

[Nickolaidas]

Why? I love drama tell me everything!

Because he's a Christian and goes to a conservative church, I think?

 

[RoadHazard]

Because he's a Christian and goes to a conservative church, I think?

One that is very bigoted and anti-gay etc, yes.

 

[Zeroing]

One that is very bigoted and anti-gay etc, yes.

oh now that makes sense! Sigh
A religion distorted into hate!

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

One that is very bigoted and anti-gay etc, yes.

Ah I’m sorry, I think you may have responded on Neogaf when you meant to reply in your Ree tab, easy mistake

 

[RoadHazard]

Ah I’m sorry, I think you may have responded on Neogaf when you meant to reply in your Ree tab, easy mistake

You can be on GAF and not like bigots and anti-gay rhetoric.

 

[RoboFu]

You can be on GAF and not like bigots and anti-gay rhetoric.

Yes but we usually like to have proof of such deeds not blind bigotry against hearsay bigotry.

 

[The_Mike]

They hate Chris Pratt and want him canceled

I thought it was because Pragt isnt an Italian or even a plumber.

Is it simply because he is male?

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

You can be on GAF and not like bigots and anti-gay rhetoric.

He’s not a bigot, but that term applies quite accurately to someone who sits in judgment of the vast majority of religious beliefs worldwide just because they carry with them a set of sexual prohibitions.

 

[RoadHazard]

Yes but we usually like to have proof of such deeds not blind bigotry against hearsay bigotry.

Seems like they support creationism and intelligent design, which is already a huge red flag and a sign of poor thinking skills. And no, I don't know personally that they really hate gays, but it's not a huge stretch given what other anti-science churches often stand for.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Seems like they support creationism and intelligent design, which is already a huge red flag and a sign of poor thinking skills. And no, I don't know personally that they really hate gays, but it's not a huge stretch given what other anti-science churches often stand for.

Who could’ve thought someone throwing around words like “bigot” and “anti-gay” could be so prejudiced against other people.

You are exactly what’s wrong with society, accusing other people of thought crimes.

 

[sn0man]

Voices in the mod seem too random, like an algorithm decided which of Pratt's lines went where. The wrong greetings, the wrong one-liners, and the wrong grunts and groans.

I kind of love dance off bro

 

[sn0man]

Seems like they support creationism and intelligent design, which is already a huge red flag and a sign of poor thinking skills. And no, I don't know personally that they really hate gays, but it's not a huge stretch given what other anti-science churches often stand for.

You’ll get torched by the accepting masses on GAF for that one but I hear ya.

I’ve definitely experienced the logic losses sometimes tied with anti-gay. It’s happened in my family even.