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[AJUMP23]

Look at Tim's stupid Rainbow.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Konnor]

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS

 

[Sybrix]

Every year since iPhone 8 they have been boring upgrades.

Still rocking my iPhone 7 plus, hoping this new iPhone is worth an upgrade.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS

I have multiple $500+ headphones. $500 for audio gear is cheap.

 

[AJUMP23]

Lady was named after a pepper but her parents couldn't spell. Kaiann

 

[TTOOLL]

Forerunner 255 that is overkilll for most people is $399.

Yep, I've had the 245 for more than 2 years now and it's incredible. I'd love a Fenix tho.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

5 colors: Midnight, Starlight, Blue, Purple, Product (RED)

 

[LordCBH]

I wish they didn’t go all in on that starlight color in all their product lines, cause in the real world it kinda looks like a light shade of piss.

 

[AJUMP23]

I like the old Blue better. Dark BLUE IS BETTER!

 

[Thaedolus]

Jesus Christ are they full of fucking themselves with their over saturated, over bloated presentation. Feels like it takes them 20 minutes to communication 5 minutes of decent information. Getting through this shit is bearable for products that kind of interest you, but when you're there waiting for a presentation of a product you don't give a single fuck to end, it's embarrassingly tedious

 

[LordCBH]

Bring back Rose Gold you COWARDS

 

[GymWolf]

So why cant I get those fancy sleep and heart rate features on my iwatch 6? What new hardware have they added in the watch that lets them do this? Seems like a software change to me.

Super jealous about the 3 day battery life. Hate that i have to charge my phone literrally everyday.

Isn't battery life always overly estimated?

you play some heavy ass game on your phone or watch videos with max brightness and max volume and goodbye battery in 3-4 hours at best.

There is always a way to fuck up a battery.

 

[AJUMP23]

Bring back Rose Gold you COWARDS

 

[Maiden Voyage]

"Over 3 trillion photos were taken with iPhone last year."

One trillion of those were me on vacation last year.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

"Over 3 trillion photos were taken with iPhone last year."

I contributed.

 

[AJUMP23]

"Over 3 trillion photos were taken with iPhone last year."

2.5 trillion were selfies by teenage girls.
.4 trillion accidental.
.1 trillion useful stuff

 

[LordCBH]

"Over 3 trillion photos were taken with iPhone last year."

One trillion of those were me on vacation last year.

How many of those 3 trillion were peepee pics?

 

[AJUMP23]

Presenter here has Man Hands. Maiden Voyage get a shot of the Man hands lady.

 

[SlimySnake]

Isn't battery life always overly estimated?

you play some heavy ass game on your phone or watch videos with max brightness and max volume and goodbye battery in 3-4 hours at best.

There is always a way to fuck up a battery.

Sorry, I meant to say charge my iwatch everyday. Phone i can live with, but watches are supposed to last an eternity.

 

[LordCBH]

She thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Presenter here has Man Hands. Maiden Voyage get a shot of the Man hands lady.

Sorry, I meant to say charge my iwatch everyday. Phone i can live with, but watches are supposed to last an eternity.

It's a miniature computer you wear on your wrist. It will be a while before they last beyond a few days.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

I can't get over this disparity:

The apple presenter is a uh, heavy woman, while all women on the promotional images are model thin.

 

[AJUMP23]

She thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

She is just a normal looking mom with mom jeans. Earning far more money than all of us.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I can't get over this disparity:

The apple presenter is a uh, heavy woman, while all women on the promotional images are model thin.

She wasn't the one presenting the watch ultra for a reason.

 

[AJUMP23]

Action mode with built in Gimbal is nice. I am sure it is SW stabilization.

 

[GymWolf]

Sorry, I meant to say charge my iwatch everyday. Phone i can live with, but watches are supposed to last an eternity.

You charge your iwatch everyday? you must have a faulty battery dude.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

She is just a normal looking mom with mom jeans. Earning far more money than all of us.

She's just a starbucks tantrum away from karen status.

 

[LordCBH]

She's just a starbucks tantrum away from karen status.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This is going beyond an hour. Hopefully some more goodies on the way. Not seeing much reason to upgrade from my 12.

 

[SlimySnake]

Every year since iPhone 8 they have been boring upgrades.

Still rocking my iPhone 7 plus, hoping this new iPhone is worth an upgrade.

Yeah, i still have an iphone 7. Perfect size. my wife's XR is too big and bulky. I have actually had two of them go bad on me but i just keep getting them free thanks to upgrades. Have another one sitting unopened so im set for at least the next five years.

Tried out the iphone 13 at bestbuy, and it feels like a brick in your hand. The 13 mini appealed a lot more to me but it was too small and again, too bulky. I like the slim design of my iphone 7.

 

[AJUMP23]

How do you claim to reinvent the Gyroscope.

 

[Thaedolus]

You charge your iwatch everyday? you must have a faulty battery dude.

Even at brand new my watch couldn’t make it more than a day and a half, dunno why you wouldn’t charge every day if you want it to last.

 

[TTOOLL]

Lol at the drama

 

[AJUMP23]

I use to work and design those Helicopters. The Blackhawk is a real beast.

 

[lachesis]

Life alert for young atheletic thin people.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

How do you claim to reinvent the Gyroscope.

 

[LordCBH]

I like how they keep integrating more and more safety features into these things.

 

[MidGenRefresh]

Still no USB C?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Sat Com is pretty nice actually.

 

[AJUMP23]

They need all these safety features since the US is no longer prosecuting violent criminals.

 

[lachesis]

Lady, at your condition - wild trekking isn't something unadvised I'd say...

 

[AJUMP23]

While you are being murdered point your phone to a specific location.....

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Still no USB C?

shush, standard interconnects are forbidden in here

 

[Thaedolus]

Still no USB C?

This might be the thing that makes me upgrade, if they ever get around to it and/or are forced to do it by the EU

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This might be the thing that makes me upgrade, if they ever get around to it and/or are forced to do it by the EU

I'd rather they just go all in on MagSafe and drop the cable entirely.

 

[AJUMP23]

I'd rather they just go all in on MagSafe and drop the cable entirely.

don't be daft, you need the cable for the car.

 

[MidGenRefresh]

shush, standard interconnects are forbidden in here

How so? My iPad mini has one. My MacBook Pro 14'' has 3. Apple is so inconsistent these days it's frustrating.

 

[LordCBH]

“What help fo you need?”
“THE BABY IS COMING”
“Do any of these apply?”
“STEEP CLIFFS”

 

[TTOOLL]

"now, let's talk about the environment!"

No, thanks!