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[Xaero Gravity]

So I randomly got this text message earlier. It's only about 42 minutes away from me. Should I go?

 

[DESTROYA]

Sure if you wanna be brutally murdered.

 

[Nymphae]

Sure if you wanna be brutally murdered.

That old murder scam again?

 

[Kamina]

Take a gun with you, but go.
Who knows, maybe it will be something extraordinary.
Maybe Morpheus will offer you the blue and red pills.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

So I randomly got this text message earlier. It's only about 42 minutes away from me. Should I go?

See you at the party Richter

Get your ass to Mars

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Probably someone trying to help you find your balls.

 

[DESTROYA]

That old murder scam again?

Isn‘t it always! Just like those A holes that keep on calling me to install solar panels....persistent bastards.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Skyr]

 

[Rentahamster]

If that's in Canada, that's a self storage facility. Maybe there's a shiny new Game Boy Advance in there. Go check it out.

 

[AV]

Do it and live stream it.

 

[TrainedRage]

It’s free shit!!!! Get it!!!!!

 

[DESTROYA]

It’s free shit!!!! Get it!!!!!

It’s a set up , I’m convinced he’ll end of finding a stash of drugs or a body.

 

[Tesseract]

this is how you end up in a black laboratory, xaero

It’s free shit!!!! Get it!!!!!

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Lol

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

Lol

Get there before they do and wear a disguise just in case.

But you are going to need a go pro and selfie stick along with your phone to live stream it.

 

[Kamina]

Go anyway, the sooner the better before they have a chance to get the stash themselves.

 

[triplestation]

everything above this post is the cold open

 

[JasonVA]

Take friends with you, let family know you're going somewhere risky and to stay in contact, take protection.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Lol

Well now you have to go.
Bring a bat or a gun but go.
It could be a pile of cash. You never know.
It's an adventure.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

I'm just going to assume that you're to busy speeding through traffic to reply. That's good, keep your head in the game. The next gas station you see, pick up a burner phone and text them back that you have all their stuff and give them a location to meet you. This will buy you more time to get to their stash as you keep them running around.

 

[wondermega]

Let's all go!

 

[Barnabot]

yes. but those instructions are not meant to wake you up anymore. anyway you must comply the orders. come alone.

 

[O-N-E]

If they told you to disregard your mission, that means you fucked up and they're coming to get you.

Flee the country.

 

[Pejo]

If i were the dude that texted you i'd have ended it with "this message will self destruct in 5 seconds"

 

[Husky]

What are you on GAF for? HURRY, before they clear the place out! Film what you find!

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

We need a poll on what OP might find.

$money
Solid Gold
High Value Art
Drugs
Alien lifeform
Alien Artifact
Dead Body
Live Body
Fake Ballots

 

[Elektro Demon]

I think you should bring condoms as well.
What if you find like an Ukranian smuggled girl in that storage locker? You'd be her hero and maybe she'd wanna reward you for setting her free.

 

[Foamy]

Dude would have disappointed when you showed up instead of the call girl he requested.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Don’t kill me in my sleep bro

 

[pennythoughts]

tell them to disregard the message

go get your prize

 

[EverydayBeast]

Maybe, shows you what a reckless texter that person is, normally they send it to the right person, would if it's a locker full of $$?

 

[Cunth]

might Be full of treasures or amazon parcels

 

[Fbh]

Nigerians princes taking it to the next level I see

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I was stuck at work and by the time I got out so much time had passed that my curiosity had faded.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

I was stuck at work and by the time I got out so much time had passed that my curiosity had faded.

 

[Cunth]

lol op doesnt have balls the size of a regular gaffers who would definitely have gone and opened that box

 

[Tesseract]

lol op doesnt have balls the size of a regular gaffers who would definitely have gone and ended up in that box

 

[Rentahamster]

I was stuck at work and by the time I got out so much time had passed that my curiosity had faded.

Boo urns. At the very least coyly flirt with that mystery number.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Plot twist

The text is from one of OP’s alt accounts.

 

[Elektro Demon]

So much hype and then this.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

???: "Please disregard this message."
Xaero Gravity:

 

[eddie4]

 

[ManaByte]

It could be the coronavirus cure. Go get it.

 

[Kamina]

At least repy to the number with something like:

”Too late”

to make them anxious

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Ya blew your open Netflix original pilot episode. You'll be an NPC forever now.

 

[Tesseract]

Ya blew your open Netflix original pilot episode. You'll be an NPC forever now.

(fock, i miss kobe)

 

[Stiflers Mom]

lol op doesnt have balls the size of a regular gaffers who would definitely have gone and opened that box

Truer words have never been spoken..

I, for one, am a bit disappointed about Xaero.