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Trapped in my date's bathroom. In a panic. Help!

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So I'm going out with this guy. I wouldn't say he's myboyfriend but it is sort of looking that way. So, the just starting out nature of our relationship is a factor.

I spent the night with him after he picked me up. Morning came and when he went to drive me home his car over heated. He couldn't take me home so we drove back to his place. He called me a cab that I'm still waiting on. This was 3 hours ago.

He has to work so he went upstairs and is on a conference call. I was in the living room watching TV.

And I feel a rumble in my stomach. I need to use the rest room. So I go to the bathroom in his lower level living room. Except now here I am, toilet filled with a surprise.

And it won't flush.

There isn't any water in the tank... I don't know what to do...
 
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Scoop shit into the trash can. Make a run for it.

Also, you're concerned because you pooped and somehow that casts a negative light on you?

If anything it casts a negative light on him if the toilets in his house don't even work.
 
Well. That'll be a great story to tell the next guy.

I've got nothing for you except fill the tank with water from somewhere else.
 
Find a bucket or something that will hold a lot of water. fill it in the sink or tub and dump it down the toilet, not the back part, like in the bowl. A sort of auto flush will kick in
 
If you gave a glass or bucket in the room you can fill it with water and dump it in the tank, when the tank is full flush the toilet. Unless the toilet is actually broken then you are shit out of luck.
 
I believe the correct Internet procedure is to scoop it up, put it in a plastic bag and forget the bag on his kitchen counter.
 
Sounds like this guy set up a fake apartment to trap people in. No running water, calls a cab that never arrives, this sounds like the start of some creepy horror film.

Get out while you still can!
 
If there's a bucket or something you can fill with water, do that and pour it into the toilet. Assuming it's a vacuum seal type one it should flush like normal and you'll be fine. If it's not a vacuum seal toilet, or if there's a clog, or if it's not plugged in in the first place, then I'm sorry about your relationship.
 
Hmm ...

Do the same in the upstairs bathroom.

When he comes back, deny both events happened.

He'll have to believe you.
 
wetflame said:
Sounds like this guy set up a fake apartment to trap people in. No running water, calls a cab that never arrives, this sounds like the start of some creepy horror film.

Get out while you still can!
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Plus the laxatives in everything you consumed with him.

Mystery worthy of Sherlock.
 
UpperCaseN said:
Find a bucket or something that will hold a lot of water. fill it in the sink or tub and dump it down the toilet, not the back part, like in the bowl. A sort of auto flush will kick in
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yeah this is what I've done to give a toilet extra oomph to flush a clog through or what not
 
does he have a pet? just throw it in the floor and say "look what came out of fluffy". if no pet, then just throw it in the tank itself and maybe he will think one of his friends gave him an upper decker.
 
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