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Raiden · May 16, 2017

I was sitting in the sun relaxing on my own on the beach where there was maybe 20 people tops scattered.

Two girls came and sat not too far and first thing i noticed were their very tiny and heavy cleavage and sideboob swimsuits. I try not to stare so i dont appear the perv i am. One of the girls came over to use my lighter which i gave. Five minutes later they ask me to watch their stuff as i go which i do and they thank me for it.

Then they get up to go to a small shop for booze and ask if i want something, i politely refuse because i have a girlfriend and she would not appreciate it. They come back and got me one anyway. Well ofcourse i accepted it said thanks and some small talk. And thats it.

Just wanted to share because they were extremely hot and it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

Dusk Golem · May 16, 2017

Are you sure they weren't trying to drug you and steal your organs?

Magwik · May 16, 2017

Nice brag thread

ElectricBlanketFire · May 16, 2017

Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

wesleyshark · May 16, 2017

ElectricBlanketFire said:
Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

Damnit beat me to it lol

Rocketz · May 16, 2017

Congrats on talking to women

Lulubop · May 16, 2017

HarryKS · May 16, 2017

Raiden said:
I was sitting in the sun relaxing on my own on the beach where there was maybe 20 people tops scattered.

Two girls came and sat not too far and first thing i noticed were their very tiny and heavy cleavage and sideboob swimsuits. I try not to stare so i dont appear the perv i am. One of the girls came over to use my lighter which i gave. Five minutes later they ask me to watch their stuff as i go which i do and they thank me for it.

Then they get up to go to a small shop for booze and ask if i want something, i politely refuse because i have a girlfriend and she would not appreciate it. They come back and got me one anyway. Well ofcourse i accepted it said thanks and some small talk. And thats it.

Just wanted to share because they were extremely hot and it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

Always.

LifEndz · May 16, 2017

StaticJam said:
Nice brag thread

Rocketz said:
Congrats on talking to women

LoL

Air Zombie Meat · May 16, 2017

They bought you a beer to thank you. Nice of them but I'm not sure it means they're dtf.

jelly · May 16, 2017

Not reeking of desperation is a good quality that shines through when in a relationship.

The Technomancer · May 16, 2017

Rocketz said:
Congrats on talking to women

Thread delivers

DeathyBoy · May 16, 2017

Shanlei91 · May 16, 2017

ElectricBlanketFire said:
Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

Servbot24 · May 16, 2017

What is "tiny and heavy cleavage"? :|

mlclmtckr · May 16, 2017

You almost got Hosteled homie.

MindofKB · May 16, 2017

They bought you a beer as a thank you for watching their stuff.

I hope you're not looking too far into this lol.

Also, why the hell would your GF be mad that another chick bought you a drink from a store?

5taquitos · May 16, 2017

Congratulations, you know how to interact in a social situation.

kaiju · May 16, 2017

So awkward, the need to post this thread.

TheOfficeMut · May 16, 2017

MindofKB said:
They bought you a beer as a thank you for watching their stuff.

I hope you're not looking too far into this lol.

They asked me to watch their stuff.

They want my dick.

Raptor · May 16, 2017

Did you fucked them?

Jarrod38 · May 16, 2017

Well at least it wasn't your sister.

Not Spaceghost · May 16, 2017

Servbot24 said:
What is "tiny and heavy cleavage"? :|

90% boob 10% swim suit.

Sephzilla · May 16, 2017

#NotEvenHumbleBrag

vacantseas · May 16, 2017

are you gonna bang?

TheLostBigBoss · May 16, 2017

The beer is a metaphor for your penis

lucebuce12 · May 16, 2017

What would

do?

Aselith · May 16, 2017

Servbot24 said:
What is "tiny and heavy cleavage"? :|

Giant nipples?

hEist · May 16, 2017

and you are now here instead of drinking with them?

Lasthope106 · May 16, 2017

Why didn't you ask them what they were doing later? And if they were looking for their baby daddy?

FloatOn · May 16, 2017

what was the point of this thread?

like what response other than "ok, cool" were you expecting to get?

TheCochese · May 16, 2017

Congrats on the not sex.

Grizzlyjin · May 16, 2017

ElectricBlanketFire said:
Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

Came for this.

xxracerxx · May 16, 2017

You watched their shit, they were returning the favor.

vatstep · May 16, 2017

Did they make any weird noises? Kinda like a "prruuwuu" sound?

HotHamBoy · May 16, 2017

In b4 lock

Kraftwerk · May 16, 2017

Is this Part II of this thread?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75733

Widdle Puppy · May 16, 2017

Sounded like they were wanting to chill? I would have stayed and hung out for a while. Maybe even askedd them out for some drinks with your girlfriend? It's just harmless fun.

MsKrisp · May 16, 2017

Congrats on the almost sex and your eloquence in describing boobs 😂

TheOfficeMut · May 16, 2017

Widdle Puppy said:
Sounded like they were wanting to chill? I would have stayed and hung out for a while. Maybe even excited them out for some drinks with your girlfriend? It's just harmless fun.

Until they want your dick which they wanted because they asked him to watch their stuff.

Joqu · May 16, 2017

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

mrklaw · May 16, 2017

If it was a couple of guys on the beach that bought you a beer for watching their stuff you'd have just gone 'cheers' and thought nothing of it. Highly unlikely there was anything more than a thank you in it, with the added bonus for you of them being hot.

SomewhatGroovy · May 16, 2017

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3605418/

Run

Darth Pinche · May 16, 2017

Did you check that you still have your wallet and/or kidneys?

TVexperto · May 16, 2017

so you want us to be happy you stayed faithful to your girlfriend?

spindashing · May 16, 2017

bro lmao

RockTurtle · May 16, 2017

I too like to brag about stuff i avoided

Ray Wonder · May 16, 2017

That's awesome, sucks you had a gf at that moment lol

metalslimer · May 16, 2017

Puck Beaverton · May 16, 2017

This fucking thread

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