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Drifters · Dec 13, 2015

So, literally can't recall how much or where things were but this all happened after one of my kids pounded keys on her macbook air and images popped up from OneDrive.

I was at a loss for words. I got home from work one night, kids going crazy and stern words from her "we need to talk.". Mind you, I haven't really felt the need to look at porn for a while because let's all face it, if you haven't realized

#teamamatuer is the best

you've got it good, then why bother?

Anyways, she confronts me on it, its literally a witch hunt. I'm in the middle of migrating from OneDrive to Drive and I now had porn in two locations instead of one. I also had to drill down 20 folders deep to find it, delete on both services and calm my wife down.

Mind you, this stash is probably mid-2006 or earlier, I hadn't looked at it in ages. Anyways, I can't be the only one this has happened to right?

rokkerkory · Dec 13, 2015

Ur kids found it? Ur a monster!

xxracerxx · Dec 13, 2015

Porn in your cloud, come on dude? Amateur, indeed.

Also, watching porn with the wife is the best. Get her on that shit.

pestul · Dec 13, 2015

I thought she was being a little hard on you.. but your kids found it. Just damn..

ColdPizza · Dec 13, 2015

Was she mad because the kids found it or because she considers it cheating? My wife thinks porn is hot.

Volimar · Dec 13, 2015

pestul said:
I thought she was being a little hard on you.. but your kids found it. Just damn..

Yup. You done fucked up now. Hope that's it and she's not a huge prude cuz that'll suck for the rest of your life.

TheSpecialOne · Dec 13, 2015

Lol at storing porn in the cloud. It's like you're just begging for it to be found.

Squirrel Killer · Dec 13, 2015

I keep my porn in the cloud too. It's called the Internet.

wanders · Dec 13, 2015

You're married and she not cool with porn? The fuck

Also you porn on cloud? You wild

CreepingFear · Dec 13, 2015

Should have stored the porn in a truecrypt container in the cloud.

Dicer · Dec 13, 2015

Kids shouldn't be pounding on tech equipment, redirect that blame...

RustyNails · Dec 13, 2015

Squirrel Killer said:
I keep my porn in the cloud too. It's called the Internet.

Thread over.

ElectricBlanketFire · Dec 13, 2015

Did you think finding Gianna Michaels videos in 2015 would be a problem?

Matticers · Dec 13, 2015

You're never gonna hear the end of this one from her.

Dennis · Dec 13, 2015

Tell her that whats in the cloud is between you and God.

kitschykitty · Dec 13, 2015

CreepingFear said:
Should have stored the porn in a truecrypt container in the cloud.

my man.

also make sure you turn off file indexing in that folder or whatever it's called so it won't pop up in search anymore.

CreepingFear · Dec 13, 2015

RustyNails said:
Thread over.

Wait until President Trump calls Bill Gates and shuts down the internet. You'll wish you stored your porn locally then.

Kaladin · Dec 13, 2015

Seriously....who keeps porn in an online drive like that? Especially one that is tied to devices and is easily accessible.

Come on dude, rookie mistake.

Plus, if you're going to have them, make sure you clear or lock down all of your stashes if others are going to be using your devices.

dekline · Dec 13, 2015

What did your kids say

Drifters · Dec 13, 2015

dekline said:
What did your kids say

They didn't. My 2 year daughter was still mashing keys when my wife found what was up on the screen.

LUFTRAUSER · Dec 13, 2015

Squirrel Killer said:
I keep my porn in the cloud too. It's called the Internet.

Seriously. Who downloads porn these days anyway?

Hubbl3 · Dec 13, 2015

The tertiary stash is safe though, right?

D4Danger · Dec 13, 2015

why you keeping porn let alone backing it up

#teamamatuer indeed

vikki · Dec 13, 2015

Don't ever take your kids for a walk in the woods, that's like a porm museum.

ThreePiMatt · Dec 13, 2015

2006? You haven't looked at it in "ages" but you uploaded it to a cloud service and were in the process of transferring it to another cloud service? Does this porn have some sort of sentimental value?

rokkerkory · Dec 13, 2015

Wait til she finds GAF

Dicer · Dec 13, 2015

ThreePiMatt said:
2006? You haven't looked at it in "ages" but you uploaded it to a cloud service and were in the process of transferring it to another cloud service? Does this porn have some sort of sentimental value?

He probably forgot it was buried in there...

jwk94 · Dec 13, 2015

How long have you been married, OP?

xxracerxx · Dec 13, 2015

All I can picture is the kids' reaction being similar to this:

Jacksinthe · Dec 13, 2015

No Key and Peele gifs or videos yet. C'MON, GAF!

dekline · Dec 13, 2015

Drifters said:
They didn't. My 2 year daughter was still mashing keys when my wife found what was up on the screen.

Ah so you don't have any explaining to do to the wee one. Could be a little worse.

BennyBlanco · Dec 13, 2015

why do people keep porn saved locally or in their cloud accounts in the year of our lord 2015

FunkyMunkey · Dec 13, 2015

you're a grown ass man and your wife had a stern talking to you about that? you should watch porn together it's great

tennessee10 · Dec 13, 2015

RustyNails said:
Thread over.

There's too much good stuff to not save.

Dennis · Dec 13, 2015

Confront your wife and tell her if she doesn't want you looking at porn she needs to step her game up.

I am an expert on this sort of thing. I have had many wives.

Mohasus · Dec 13, 2015

BennyBlanco said:
why do people keep porn saved locally

I take it you don't have many fetiches, or if you do, they are fairly common ones.

GreatestHits · Dec 13, 2015

You must've found some good videos..

Skeyser · Dec 13, 2015

Porn is great. I'd divorce you for storing it on the cloud though, who does that.

Mammoth Jones · Dec 13, 2015

Lock your computer.

I love my wife but I'll never share a rig with anyone. It's like sharing toilet paper, gross.

ElectricBlanketFire · Dec 13, 2015

AbsintheGames said:
No Key and Peele gifs or videos yet. C'MON, GAF!

neogaffer1 · Dec 13, 2015

tennessee10 said:
There's too much good stuff to not save.

video and pics can always be found online later

really the only porn worth saving is stuff you wouldn't be able to really access otherwise--sdt mods, pirated porn, etc.

Huevos de Oro · Dec 13, 2015

From now on OP, every time you think you are going to get away with something, anything, the porn incident will be swiftly brought up and you will have to concede and retreat, emasculated.

pelicansurf · Dec 13, 2015

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You're wasting storage on porn. STREAM.

If you really feel the need to rewatch that shit keep links of titles in a text document and call it: "video game backlog".

BennyBlanco · Dec 13, 2015

Mohasus said:
I take it you don't have many fetiches, or if you do, they are fairly common ones.

is there a fetish that isn't covered in spades on the literally thousands of free streaming sites?

low-G · Dec 13, 2015

Women don't save porn.

Men do.

but for real this seems to be my observation, good luck finding that one Gag Factor clip you fancy when you really need it.

Huevos de Oro · Dec 13, 2015

BennyBlanco said:
is there a fetish that isn't covered in spades on the literally thousands of free streaming sites?

What if my fetish is watching dudes getting scolded by their wives because of their porn stashes?

GreatestHits · Dec 13, 2015

Wait, I just realized all the commenters on xhamster are probably gaffers

ElectricBlanketFire · Dec 13, 2015

Mohasus said:
I take it you don't have many fetiches, or if you do, they are fairly common ones.

So what are you into?

A Fish Aficionado · Dec 13, 2015

ThreePiMatt said:
2006? You haven't looked at it in "ages" but you uploaded it to a cloud service and were in the process of transferring it to another cloud service? Does this porn have some sort of sentimental value?

what? never had a nostalgia wank before?

Inferno313 · Dec 13, 2015

Your wife is mad that you watch porn? in 2015?

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