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Talk of War

walking and talking simulator of war

 

[CrustyBritches]

Ehhhh. This cinematic corridor shit is played out. Where's the beef?

 

[Bridges]

Did I just move shit with my mind?

 

[MrJangles]

Looks utter garbage

 

[cash_longfellow]

Mongols + Egypt?

Gayngis Khan

 

[Revolutionary]

Is that slime voiced by Jack Quaid?

Sounds like it.

 

[MMaRsu]

Wow I have a magical arm now?

And Im talking to a talking cube??

Am I really the girl of war?

 

[Bkdk]

One of the worst state of play ever and the others aren't even that good, with summer game fest coming up this could easily be the worst gaming showcase of them all. Unless the others are just as bad, if so then gaming is in deep trouble.

 

[StueyDuck]

do we think they'll have the balls to call it Goddess of war.

or just God of War... like a full slate wipe.

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

What we've seen so far cost 80M

 

[Puscifer]

Is that the guy from The Boys? Jack Quaid?

 

[spons]

Insultingly bad.

 

[Trunx81]

Frank?
"Boss"?!

Is she from the future?
Wtf who's writing this kind of dialogue?

 

[Wilhelm_85]

I've seen enough. I'm putting my PS5 Pro up for sale. Done with this clown shoes company for at least a few years.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I quite like the look of this so far.

 

[clarky]

At least the script is fantastic lol.

 

[vpance]

This is horrendous.

 

[TwiztidElf]

This is so tone deaf with the total wrong timing.
Know your customer.

 

[playbignbox]

Boring asf

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Goddess of Bore

 

[Draugoth]

I think she's hot

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Cringe level over 9000

 

[Plague Doctor]

Bruvs, when the entirety of purple place is dunking on this game in their thread... you done fucked up.

They are the fabled modern audience.

 

[LectureMaster]

The overwhelming fucking purple hue is killing me. Is this Saint Row?

 

[Fabieter]

What mythology is this?

 

[envyzeal]

 

[TintoConCasera]

I blame the MCU for that writting. Hot damn.

 

[Gambit2483]

"See Guys, Kratos is in the Game. It's still GOW!"

 

[jshackles]

I think she's hot

 

[Monkfish877]

MY blood is boiling, they're trying to replace Kratos with this dumb broad, screw you Barlog

 

[jimmyd]

Feels like a Disney/Pixar movie

 

[WoodyStare]

TIL gameplay means cutscenes.

 

[Magic Carpet]

I've seen enough. I'm putting my PS5 Pro up for sale. Done with this clown shoes company for at least a few years.

Hold on to that machine. It's going to get harder and harder to find things to play games on.

 

[pqueue]

Is that the guy from The Boys? Jack Quaid?

no it is the guy that voiced Boimler in Lower Decks.

 

[Kacho]

This is disastrous lol

 

[MrCunningham]

Yup, there it is... Sony was like: "Fuck it! 30 minute long gameplay video!"

 

[Konnor]

What mythology is this?

Disney mythology of making shit up as they go along

It even has nostalgia slop of showing Kratos every once in a while. Pathetic

 

[Banjo64]

serious question

you're on a desert island and you have to choose between a pistol with one round, playing hellblade or playing this game.

what do you pick?

 

[Magic-DEI-Hire]

That's literally what I'm seeing on the screen right now.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Can't Santa Monica produce something that isn't God of War ffs

 

[Judge Magister]

Disney colors everywhere wtf

 

[Traxtech]

Best part is seeing kratos

 

[thicc_girls_are_teh_best]

Game visually looks great tho; can definitely see what the engine's capable of now that it's not held back by PS4 this time.

 

[tkscz]

Gotta dig the Disney vibes.

Gives me more Heavenly Sword vibes

Edit: the sword, not the dialog

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

ANY GAMEPLAY IN THIS VIDEO GAME????

 

[Emmy Ator Best]

What a disaster can't wait to see the like/dislike ratio tomorrow

 

[hinch7]

Fuck this done with Sony lol. Until the next proper GoW.. if they don't fuck it up.

 

[GrayChild]

This is the lamest shit I've seen. And I watched the entirety of Troll 2 a couple of weeks ago.

 

[jshackles]

It's She-Man

 

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