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I just bought myself a $30 American breakfast

LordCBH

Member
I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.
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Why you got grass clippings on whatever that is?
 

gundalf

Member
I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.
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That is actually a nice blend of southern (sweet) and northern (savory) european breakfast, just lacks a cigarette and a good dose of depression.
 

Tams

Gold Member
It's shorthand for gravlax, which is not an English word. Also, it's not just sliced salmon filet. It's brine cured and sometimes smoked.

I thought it was fairly common to have unique names for cured meats like jamon serrano, prosciutto, soppresato, etc.
I know. But there are plenty of adjectives or adjectival nouns you could use instead that actually tell you what it is.

And 'lox' doesn't even sound like 'lax'.
 

Loope

Member
It’s actually a crepe with an egg smashed on the outside with a hot dog, chili sauce, hoisin sauce and veggies inside along with Chinese fried dough sticks….well hot dog is pretty generous the true meat is packaged and dried like if a slim Jim were made of hot dog meat. SPAM also works.
Walking Away Nod GIF by GritTV
 

KrakenIPA

Member
I just had three fresh plums and greek yogurt for, what, maybe $3-4 bucks. Mama mia!

Not sure how American it was, but it was almost...sexual.
Well I don't think fruit and yogurt is American breakfast fare, on account of how healthy and cheap it is. But it can be a sensual meal. Props to you!
 
When I worked retail on the night shift (10:00pm-7:00am) I used to go all-out on making my breakfast because it was technically my supper. Eggs in the basket, bacon, pancakes, waffles, etc. I'd go out for breakfast with my friends from work for breakfast quite often as well.

I haven't had breakfast in a very long time. I haven't had friends for about the same amount of time.
 

jshackles

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Lawd my mouth is watering. Move the biscuits and gravy to a second plate, add more bacon, and more biscuits and gravy and I’ll open my wallet.
Those are some tiny ass pancakes too - better get a third plate (to hold the larger pancakes) to make it authentically American

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