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[Maiden Voyage]

I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

 

[Jennings]

No protein?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This croissant is not good!

No protein?

Lox?

 

[Jennings]

This croissant is not good!


Lox?

Ah, thought that was tomato.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Ah, thought that was tomato.

Tomato is there as well.

 

[nush]

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

Like this, but I can cook it myself.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Like this, but I can cook it myself.

But then whomst doth thou giveth thine 30 smackaroos to?

 

[Paulxo87]

in before someone posts the famous gaf meme about the 30 dollar italian food or whatever the fuck it was

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Heavens to Betsy, and Lord have mercy! The Harvey Weinstein of Breakfast over here, ordering people to suck his dick on a croissant-fueled power trip lmao

 

[Synless]

You got ripped the fuck off.

My bowl of Fruity Pebbles and Monster energy drink are better than that shit and cost me a tenth of the cost.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

in before someone posts the famous gaf meme about the 30 dollar italian food or whatever the fuck it was

This thread has absolutely no relation to that.

Heavens to Betsy, and Lord have mercy! The Harvey Weinstein of Breakfast over here, ordering people to suck his dick on a croissant-fueled power trip lmao

The Harvey Weinstein of Breakfast is going in my obituary.

 

[drganon]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I'm so sorry.

 

[nush]

But then whomst doth thou giveth thine 30 smackaroos to?

Me, and you'll get change.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I don't eat breakfast. Breakfast is a sham and the FDA makes money off it, so good luck regulating this horseshit.

 

[nightmare-slain]

that looks awful

Like this, but I can cook it myself.

god tier food

 

[Maiden Voyage]

And the FDA makes money off it, so good luck regulating this horseshit.

 

[dr_octagon]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-just-bought-myself-a-30-italian-meal.316249/

 

[dr_octagon]

Da fuk is a lox bagel, are you Dr Seuss or something?

 

[Punished Miku]

And some coffee.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Da fuk is a lox bagel, are you Dr Seuss or something?

Lox - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Grildon Tundy]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-just-bought-myself-a-30-italian-meal.316249/

Lol thank you for this context

 

[dr_octagon]

Lox - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"cured salmon in Scandinavian countries is known by different versions of the name gravlax"

 

[VN1X]

I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

30 dollars for that, goddamn.

Also that is way too much food for just a breakfast.

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Which part of your breakfast is american ? Lox is "American jewish", coffee and croissant are older than Christopher Columbus ?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

30 dollars for that, goddamn.

Also that is way too much food for just a breakfast.

Yeah, I couldn’t eat the croissant so I’m kind of glad it wasn’t any good.

Which part of your breakfast is american ? Lox is "American jewish", coffee and croissant are older than Christopher Columbus ?

The part where I left my American hotel, walked down the American street, entered the American establishment, ordered in American, and paid with my American Express, and ate it with my American mouth.

 

[dr_octagon]

Why is the bagel directly touching the table?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why is the bagel directly touching the table?

Because it adds flavor duh

 

[Dancer_BV]

I thought this was going to be a complaint/food review thread at first from the title.

I was pleasantly surprised to see a legitimately nice breakfast

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I thought this was going to be a complaint/food review thread at first from the title.

I was pleasantly surprised to see a legitimately nice breakfast

I love you

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Learn to cook, and you'll understand how badly you just got played like a fiddle.

 

[Synless]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-just-bought-myself-a-30-italian-meal.316249/

I knew I remembered this somewhere! Damn that was long ago. I’ve been on this board too long….

 

[Wildebeest]

I believe a top quality croissant should not need any sweet topping, as its flavour should stand on its own. Coffee could also ruin the taste of it, so hot chocolate or tea would be preferable. If the croissant was an Italian pastry instead of Austrian, then I think the Italians would probably shout at you for ordering coffee with it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I believe a top quality croissant should not need any sweet topping, as its flavour should stand on its own. Coffee could also ruin the taste of it, so hot chocolate or tea would be preferable. If the croissant was an Italian pastry instead of Austrian, then I think the Italians would probably shout at you for ordering coffee with it.

Good thing I’m in America where freedom reigns.

 

[Punished Miku]

Good thing I’m in America where freedom reigns.

 

[Wildebeest]

Good thing I’m in America where freedom reigns.

I'm just relived you didn't have a slice of American cheese and a strawberry on it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm just relived you didn't have a slice of American cheese and a strawberry on it.

I only put American cheese on my Apple pie.

 

[dr_octagon]

@Madein China did you tip?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

$30 for a fucking beggar's breakfast?

I once bought myself an $89 American t-shirt. That's right - t-shirt.

 

[jshackles]

My wife and I went out yesterday to pick fresh blueberries. So this morning, we made waffles.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

$30 for a fucking beggar's breakfast?

I once bought myself an $89 American t-shirt. That's right - t-shirt.

Inflation is a bitch

 

[Punished Miku]

Inflation is a bitch

$5 tip on ... takeout!?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

$5 tip on ... takeout!?

I’m a man of the people

 

[jshackles]

Thank you for supporting our small business ??!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Thank you for supporting our small business ??!

I get insecure sometimes too

 

[jshackles]

$5 tip on ... takeout!?

His server was Trinity though

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Punished Miku how much should I tip my Uber driver?

 

[Amiga]

Learn to cook, and you'll understand how badly you just got played like a fiddle.

Doesn't even need cooking for this set. straight from the fridge and just toast the bagel all in minutes, likely faster than restaurant.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My boss is going to ask me why I didn’t just cook a normal breakfast in my hotel room when he sees this expense report.

 

[-MD-]

Da fuk is a lox bagel, are you Dr Seuss or something?

You poor soul.