I present my PS5 Rap.
9.4, whos at the door.
Oh its Mark Cerny, are you ready whores?
I want a TFlop, thats bigger than my cock
I want so many flops, bitch I swear I'll never stop
Show the Specs, Show us your pecs.
I promise I'll be nice, I have lots of sex!
Show us some games, otherwise you're lame.
Show us the price, whilst I eat some rice.
Show me the gpu, so I can say I see through you.
Backwards compat, Sony rocking six packs.
So much fire, I think we're all under attack.
Kamikazes going nuts, oh my god im gonna nut.
I just saw Mark Cernys Butt, now give me that good 9.4 stuff!
Kanye, Cerny, Kojima, I think we got genius fever.
Just please oh please dear Cerny, don't show us fucking FIFA.
I want to see the PS5, I want to forget about Corona.
I just saw the logo, and fuck I got a boner.
insert interlude played by a naked Phil Spencer on a saxophone which is covered in unsold copies of Death Stranding.