HeresJohnny
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Yeah, it's kind of telling when the big emotional moment in the trailer comes from a droid.
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buizel
Banned
Yeah I seen his original RoS reaction and I can't, that big mole, goofy ass teeth, cheap as shit classes (why do ppl insist on those shit glasseS) - the fact he cries at daisy standing in a desert - and poor tidiness it's like makes me want a shower afterwards. Sorry dude/=-.
What could have happened in your life to make you constantly tear up at this garbage. Seriously, on cue dude. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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HeresJohnny
Member
I admire Star Wars fans' crazed devotion to the series, but it's also kind of sad now that the movies have gotten bad lol. I remember when Triumph did this:
They were all pretty good sports about it, but I mean, what choice did they really have? They know they're super dorks, but they wear that shit like a badge of honor.
I wouldn't be surprised if the initial plan was to turn Rey to the dark side and have Kylo Ren redeem himself by pulling her back to the light.
Then once the "cultural" reaction to Rey really got going they realized that turning her evil would have gotten them tons of backlash.
I'd love to know to what extent the content of episodes 8 and 9 was influenced by "The Culture War" as it seems like the producers and directors etc went out of their way to obviously pick a side in this fake online battle.
Even small things like Hux going from an evil Space Nazi in Ep7 to basically a bit of a clown and a joke character in Ep8 seems in line with then not wanting to show "a Nazi" as actually having "power" on a cinema screen in 2017. Unfortunately, this means he is no longer a credible threat to anyone.
As we've seen with Joker, the idea of putting a legit villain on screen will draw harsh criticism if certain people feel the portrayal is "glorifying" or "problematic". I reckon that if Kylo Ren had bested Rey in TLJ then there would have been PLENTY of criticism there. Is it irresponsible for a movie in current year to show a man getting the better of a woman?
So they will fight for a bit and then they will team up to beat the emperor and then Kylo Ren will probably die and that's it.
Rey will take on the name of "Skywalker" and they all lived happily ever after.
They should have never done a sequel trilogy.
buizel
Banned
Nah this guy goes into like seizure mode like ive never seen anyone react like that.
Theres a difference between geeks mcmole over here's staged-emotion and those guys talking passionately
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HeresJohnny
Member
Oh yeah, he's definitely overboard. I mean, he's almost hyperventilating lol
Probably just the fact that fake, over the top, reactions to movie trailers is a decent way to "go viral" these days.
As far as content goes it's just pure cringeworthy shite but there is an audience that just gobbles that shite up.
It's just like E3 or Nintendo Direct. Fake people making fake reactions to trailers and announcements. That's what we've become.
No doubt that when I saw trailers for stuff like Star Wars prequels and Lord of the Rings back in the day I was thinking "holy shit I can't wait to see that".
His reactions are either fake or the dude has serious emotional problems.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
he is paid to be a professional fanboy. he is acting a role of the ultimate consumer. eager and willing to shovel down any shit that comes his way. he is paid to literally be an actor. no reason to think anything he does is genuine.
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#Phonepunk#
Banned
it all feels so dour and portentuous. the slow Star Wars music. the miserable rainy DS ruins. you can just feel the lack of imagination. they have nothing to offer but rummaging around the ruins of 40yo films.
once again im very disappointed in the set design. a bunch of Earth looking places, a bunch of SW looking places, and then there is the generic as hell things like this
like what is she standing on? it looks like the floor of a film studio. where is the art design? props i guess for not ripping off Lucas here but a featureless colorless plain with a bunch of scratches in it.... not doing it for me!
then again people were "amazed" with Crait and that was a similar featureless plain w a bunch of mountains pasted in the bg. it's all just so uninspired...
once again im very disappointed in the set design. a bunch of Earth looking places, a bunch of SW looking places, and then there is the generic as hell things like this
like what is she standing on? it looks like the floor of a film studio. where is the art design? props i guess for not ripping off Lucas here but a featureless colorless plain with a bunch of scratches in it.... not doing it for me!
then again people were "amazed" with Crait and that was a similar featureless plain w a bunch of mountains pasted in the bg. it's all just so uninspired...
Xaero Gravity
NEXT LEVEL lame™
Fuck fuck fuck that was so God damn bad. I feel bad just laughing at it.
Teletraan1
Banned
She isn't going to fuck you white knight. And if she somehow did because of your little outburst.....congrats???
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Radical Dreamer
Member
Kill me
trikster40
Member
Lots of understandable doubt and negativity following TLJ.
However, I thought the trailer was awesome and looking forward to seeing how JJ retcons TLJ and attempts to salvage the trilogy. I’m pumped!
However, I thought the trailer was awesome and looking forward to seeing how JJ retcons TLJ and attempts to salvage the trilogy. I’m pumped!
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
"People keep telling me they know me... no-one does."
No shit, that's why you're a Mary Sue.
No shit, that's why you're a Mary Sue.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
when Kylo Ren answered that with "I do" my eyes rolled back so far in my head.
still, that catnip for the Reylos. smart marketing strat.
still, that catnip for the Reylos. smart marketing strat.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
"I know you, I want to be the force that's inside you." - Kylo to Rey, probably
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#Phonepunk#
Banned
Dev1lXYZ
Member
Would a screen full of Star Destroyers armed with Death Star tech weapons suffice?
KorbinDallas
Member
Disney has successfully made the Skywalker story impotent. It's just a generic space franchise now. Won't really matter though after the billions of money this will make.
buizel
Banned
#Phonepunk#
Banned
they shrunk down Finn so much on the poster they probably won't need to hide him for China like they did with TFA.
wonder what the rule is over there? at least three white people need to appear before any black actors on your movie poster?
Finn turning out to be not a Jedi after all is probably cos they want to chase that China buck. ST was sabotaged from the start.
wonder what the rule is over there? at least three white people need to appear before any black actors on your movie poster?
Finn turning out to be not a Jedi after all is probably cos they want to chase that China buck. ST was sabotaged from the start.
ExpandKong
Banned
Oh boy it’s Palpatine. Did they kill off so many beloved characters from the OT that they had to start nonsensically bringing villains back to life so they could kill them too?
Looks like the leaks might be pretty accurate. What a joke.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
if this was ep 2 of the trilogy, maybe i would see it in a theater. but it isn't, TLJ did a lot to waste my time and make me not care for any of the new characters or the old ones. it proved the series is not in good hands, something TFA was able to hide.
then again, it's the Death Star again, LOL, maybe i would not have seen it and just clowned on JJ for doing that again. that was my big pain coming out of TFA, they went with another Death Star. and here is another another Death Star.
if this was the 2nd movie, then maybe Emperor would be hanging around, and do some other stuff, we would maybe be privy to a crazy reveal, etc. but dropping him into movie 3, when we all know he is going to bite it as soon as he gets back. LAME
also apparently the slow theme at the end was not by John Williams, it was an arrangement of his work done by some guy:
then again, it's the Death Star again, LOL, maybe i would not have seen it and just clowned on JJ for doing that again. that was my big pain coming out of TFA, they went with another Death Star. and here is another another Death Star.
if this was the 2nd movie, then maybe Emperor would be hanging around, and do some other stuff, we would maybe be privy to a crazy reveal, etc. but dropping him into movie 3, when we all know he is going to bite it as soon as he gets back. LAME
also apparently the slow theme at the end was not by John Williams, it was an arrangement of his work done by some guy:
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Fbh
Member
Looks OK I guess but I don't give a crap about any of these characters or their story. There has been no fun cohesive plot to follow, unlike Episode VI and III this doesn't feel like some sort of big conclusion they have been building towards, there's no "The final showdown between Luke and Vader/Emperor as well as Rebels vs Empire" no "Finally Anakin turns evil, the jedi fall and we get the final showdown with Obi-Wan"...... this is just another movie that exists because they already said it was 3 and it's too late to cancel the whole thing..... the fact they are introducing the "real" villain in the third movie AND it's the same dude from the old movies is proof enough
TLJ made it pretty clear he is just some side character. He is more like Lando from the OT than Leia or Han.
TLJ made it pretty clear he is just some side character. He is more like Lando from the OT than Leia or Han.
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dan76
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Yeah, not really feeling it. I also wish this was episode 8 not 9. TLJ has killed it. I'm interested to see what they do to wrap it up, but I think I'm going to have to treat this sequel trilogy the same way as the prequels - completely ignore them.
Surprisingly dull trailer. No Knights of Ren which is about the only interesting thing this ST has going for it. My guess is there're hardly in it. Having Palpatine back is so damning of the situation they've got themselves into. It's incredibly poor writing and desperate as fuck. Looks like we are due a big space battle - can't be worse than the beginning of TLJ, but again, will it match Jedi's attack on the second Death Star? I doubt it. Hope so, but you know, has anything in these films surpassed the OT in any way?
So, who is going to die? Does Disney have the balls to kill anyone other than Kylo? I hope Rey dies to save Kylo, then his redemption might mean something.
Surprisingly dull trailer. No Knights of Ren which is about the only interesting thing this ST has going for it. My guess is there're hardly in it. Having Palpatine back is so damning of the situation they've got themselves into. It's incredibly poor writing and desperate as fuck. Looks like we are due a big space battle - can't be worse than the beginning of TLJ, but again, will it match Jedi's attack on the second Death Star? I doubt it. Hope so, but you know, has anything in these films surpassed the OT in any way?
So, who is going to die? Does Disney have the balls to kill anyone other than Kylo? I hope Rey dies to save Kylo, then his redemption might mean something.
Tesseract
Banned
Star Trek and Star Wars are finally dead. Long live Dune.
finally sub, something we agree on
#Phonepunk#
Banned
yeah it's a shame, anyone not named Kylo Ren or Rey is a side character. they had 3 heroes and only 1 of them matter now.
does it matter? Emperor is in here and he's been dead for 40 years. Luke is talking here and he died in the last film. it's not like being dead means anything.
Fbh
Member
It's JJ, as if he has other ideas beyond recycling stuff from the old movies.
The safe bet is that toward the end Kylo will turn good and sacrifice himself to kill the Emperor (either directly or at least making an opening for Rey to finish the job because there's nothing Rey can't do and she won't allow some man to get the killing blow)
It really is. And as an ex storm trooper he also had the most interesting character setup but they pretty much did nothing with it
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VulcanRaven
Member
Looks good. I'm sure this will be better than The Last Jedi. I don't think this will be the final movie of the saga. They will definitely announce Episode 10 at some point.
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JimiNutz
Banned
Hopefully everyone fucking dies.
Restoring 'balance to the Force' actually means killing every single lifeforms in this galaxy and starting all over again.
Edit: Obviously someone will have to survive. My vote goes to Lord Jar Jar. He alone with repopulate the galaxy with the help of the Midichlorians.
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trikster40
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Ulysses 31
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Berserking Guts
Member
I'm so tired. So old.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
does not look good tbh. Rey's makeup is weird and off or something, like her forehead is too shiny. the hairdo is kind of ugly. also she also seems like she is still confused about her place in all this, which is just really tired. she is just a stock standard Chosen One only with a "villain is your father" twist. LOL at the first part of this showing us her training sequence that TLJ denied. haha retcons away!
Kylo is just full on pout mode, looking as miserable as ever. i don't care for this whiny, miserable murderer. it is not a deep character. it is repetitive as fuck. at least Vader had to switch it up from situation to situation, person to person. he is always full on Pathetic Affluenza Creep. maybe he should have kept the mask on the whole time.
Rose looks bad character design wise. Finn and Poe are fantastic SW character trapped in the wrong trilogy. the Lost guy looks very generic. that shot of Rey in front of the animatronic Emperor looks so generic, just some bland person standing in a field of grey. it all screams TV Show. especially that Monday Night Football main theme remix by some guy who is not John Williams.
btw is John Williams even doing all the music in this? did he do all the music in the previous films? they are getting videogame soundtrack people to do the main movie music now.
Kylo is just full on pout mode, looking as miserable as ever. i don't care for this whiny, miserable murderer. it is not a deep character. it is repetitive as fuck. at least Vader had to switch it up from situation to situation, person to person. he is always full on Pathetic Affluenza Creep. maybe he should have kept the mask on the whole time.
Rose looks bad character design wise. Finn and Poe are fantastic SW character trapped in the wrong trilogy. the Lost guy looks very generic. that shot of Rey in front of the animatronic Emperor looks so generic, just some bland person standing in a field of grey. it all screams TV Show. especially that Monday Night Football main theme remix by some guy who is not John Williams.
btw is John Williams even doing all the music in this? did he do all the music in the previous films? they are getting videogame soundtrack people to do the main movie music now.
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iconmaster
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TyphoonStruggle
Member
Oh god. I hope the new dune movie doesn’t get a fandom. That would crush me. (Fandoms are the worst)Star Trek and Star Wars are finally dead. Long live Dune.
Sorcerer
Member
I'm pretty sure Ridley has stated that's it for her as far as Star Wars goes.
Javthusiast
Banned
I highly doubt it. I am very optimistic that Dune will turn out good, but just like Blade Runner 2049 it will be overlooked by the casual audience.
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