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Today in WTF: Inside the World of Adult Breastfeeding

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platocplx

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What a bunch of weirdos
*slurps other species' milk for breakfast*
Im actually suprised we arent using human breast milk more i mean other than possibly bad diseases which could be filtered out it would seem way more healthier for human milk than from a cow.

Yeah. Im totally curious now.
 
Im actually suprised we arent using human breast milk more i mean other than possibly bad diseases which could be filtered out it would seem way more healthier for human milk than from a cow.
Well, since you can't legally own homo sapiens as property and take their milk for the cost of keeping them alive and producing, it would probably cost a lot more. Slavery has a way of driving down costs.
 
Im actually suprised we arent using human breast milk more i mean other than possibly bad diseases which could be filtered out it would seem way more healthier for human milk than from a cow.

Yeah. Im totally curious now.

Surely you're being facetious and not actually surprised right? ;) Because it's a huge pain in the ass. One woman in modern society feeding one baby is a pain in the ass. She has to pump all the time when the baby's not around, spend all kinds of time nursing the baby, deal with soreness and cracked nipples, etc. As much fun as it is to talk about (and experience!) lactation play, breastfeeding to the point of nourishing a human being is actually an incredibly awesome sacrifice a mom makes for her kiddo.

My wife produced tons of extra milk, enough that we got to have a little fun in the bedroom and she was still freezing and shipping it off for donation on a regular basis. She still wasn't producing enough that both I and the baby could have used it for adequate nourishment.

(and that's if you can get past the ick factor which is still very much a thing for a lot of people, obviously)
 

platocplx

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Surely you're being facetious and not actually surprised right? ;) Because it's a huge pain in the ass. One woman in modern society feeding one baby is a pain in the ass. She has to pump all the time when the baby's not around, spend all kinds of time nursing the baby, deal with soreness and cracked nipples, etc. As much fun as it is to talk about (and experience!) lactation play, breastfeeding to the point of nourishing a human being is actually an incredibly awesome sacrifice a mom makes for her kiddo.

My wife produced tons of extra milk, enough that we got to have a little fun in the bedroom and she was still freezing and shipping it off for donation on a regular basis. She still wasn't producing enough that both I and the baby could have used it for adequate nourishment.

(and that's if you can get past the ick factor which is still very much a thing for a lot of people, obviously)

Well, since you can't legally own homo sapiens as property and take their milk for the cost of keeping them alive and producing, it would probably cost a lot more. Slavery has a way of driving down costs.


Yeah not literally mass produced lmao. More that its taboo that adults cant consume it and yeah alll the downsides of it suck too.
 

shandy706

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It doesn't taste half bad. My wife produced it for like 3 years after she quit breastfeeding our second daughter.

Not sure why it lasted that long.
 
It doesn't taste half bad. My wife produced it for like 3 years after she quit breastfeeding our second daughter.

Not sure why it lasted that long.
I thought that as long as you keep milking, you'll keep producing, yes? If you weren't using it, and the baby wasn't, then...
 

Tetra-9

Member
Woah, like 2 weeks ago I thought it would be a great idea to start a company that sells human milk. Now it seems like an even better idea.

I haven't had it myself at an age that was memorable but boy does it sound hot.
 
While researching I came across something funny.

In Islam, any child who drinks a woman's breast milk that's not their actual mother, is considered their "milk mother" and holds a similar standing to an actual mother. A husband and a wife also can't engage in this and if they do, their marriage is nullified.

In 2007, an Egyptian Sunni cleric issued a fatwa in 2007 encouraging women to breastfeed their male business colleagues so that the man could become symbolically related to the woman, thereby precluding any sexual relations and the need for both sexes to observe modesty.

Naturally, it was later denounced.
 
I'm usually repulsed by most of the freaky shit I read about on here, but I'm....ok with this?

Don't get me wrong, it's not something I'd be personally into, but it seems relatively benign and harmless.

It's funny how people find this disgusting but have no problem eating ass. smh.
 

Media

Member
When I was lactating I wouldn't even let my husband touch my boobs. They were sore and gross to me.

Nothing in the world smells as bad as those pads we stuff in our bras to help with leaking. Ugh. Sickly sweet smell if it's a hot day and you haven't changed em in awhile.
 
So basically I tried both. AMA. Lol. So I guess I'm a little biased when I say I'm not repulsed by the idea, but it's definitely not a fetish level thing for me personally.

Did you guys have a history of flirting/dating? The story sounds like she probably had a thing for you and the fact that you weren't repulsed by the idea sort of triggered the encounter.
 

Rated-G

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Did you guys have a history of flirting/dating? The story sounds like she probably had a thing for you and the fact that you weren't repulsed by the idea sort of triggered the encounter.

Yeah looking back there was definitely tension that I was pretty oblivious to. We were good friends, and I just thought she was really comfortable around me. That encounter kicked off years of dating. We're married now, I don't think I've ever really shared that that's essentially how things started, romantically at least.

The story we're more likely to tell is that I made a level on LittleBigPlanet that she really liked and commented on. We were already in classes together, and few months after that comment we started talking because of group assignments, but hit it off and exchanged PSN IDs. She immediately recognized mine.
 

FZZ

Banned
I'm a degenerate brehs

I wanna try this

also into water sports heavily

most women's excretions turn me on except for poop

even the shedding of the uterus brehs

i'm a fiend

the only thing I dont wanna do again is that I was eating pussy once 69 style and a huge glob of discharge came out and i swallowed it whole

never again
 
I'll admit I've had fantasies about this... I never breastfed as a baby so I feel like I kinda missed out on the opportunity, and want to make up for it...
 
Meh everyone has their thing. Though I never thought about just doing this between adults as a form of stress relief/non-sexual service. Then again I'm male. Only experienced this during sexual encounters so I won't judge others.

Could be worse... like feet stuff. Those people are the real crazies
joking
 

Maiden Voyage

Gold™ Member
I'm a degenerate brehs

I wanna try this

also into water sports heavily

most women's excretions turn me on except for poop

even the shedding of the uterus brehs

i'm a fiend

the only thing I dont wanna do again is that I was eating pussy once 69 style and a huge glob of discharge came out and i swallowed it whole

never again

Jesus Christ dude.
 

Oblivion

Fetishing muscular manly men in skintight hosery
I like boobies (especially big ones) but the milk thing is a little too much for me.
 
I'm a degenerate brehs

I wanna try this

also into water sports heavily

most women's excretions turn me on except for poop

even the shedding of the uterus brehs

i'm a fiend

the only thing I dont wanna do again is that I was eating pussy once 69 style and a huge glob of discharge came out and i swallowed it whole

never again

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nullset2

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this thread is the quickest turnaround from "PEEYEWWW WEIRD INTERNET THING" to having everyone in shambles wanking over the fantasy.

GAF - lactate
 
I'm a degenerate brehs

I wanna try this

also into water sports heavily

most women's excretions turn me on except for poop

even the shedding of the uterus brehs

i'm a fiend

the only thing I dont wanna do again is that I was eating pussy once 69 style and a huge glob of discharge came out and i swallowed it whole

never again
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Crayon

Member
I'm a degenerate brehs

I wanna try this

also into water sports heavily

most women's excretions turn me on except for poop

even the shedding of the uterus brehs

i'm a fiend

the only thing I dont wanna do again is that I was eating pussy once 69 style and a huge glob of discharge came out and i swallowed it whole

never again

Loooooooooll

Ima call you "The shark".
 

ohlawd

Member
Yeah looking back there was definitely tension that I was pretty oblivious to. We were good friends, and I just thought she was really comfortable around me. That encounter kicked off years of dating. We're married now, I don't think I've ever really shared that that's essentially how things started, romantically at least.

The story we're more likely to tell is that I made a level on LittleBigPlanet that she really liked and commented on. We were already in classes together, and few months after that comment we started talking because of group assignments, but hit it off and exchanged PSN IDs. She immediately recognized mine.
you guys are married together. honestly, I think you hit the jackpot. don't ever let that shit fade
 

DarkKyo

Member
When I was 14 or 15 I was seeing a girl(the one who I would lose my virginity to) who would occasionally lactate due to a medication she was on. One time I had a bit of a taste of some while we were getting intimate. I guess the idea isn't gross to me but I'm not too into it fetish-wise.
 
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