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[LFMartins86]

One question, are the Newsboys the Nick Fury of this Christian Cinematic Universe?

 

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If only my textbooks held my interest as well as your reviews.

 

[Cyan]

The third one, if there is a third movie, will probably be about a politician or will deal more with legislature, don't you think? Isn't that the next step?

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

 

[inky]

I'm going to allow this.

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

It's like poetry...

 

[Africanus]

Great stuff, Mandrake. Thanks for braving the Light long enough to compile this report.

The texts got me the most. Those bottom replies...

This really made my day.
Excellent work Mandrake. I recall reading your first review so long ago haha.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Wait wait why is Youthful Lawyer tearing his own client a new one?

He is mock bullying her to show how society bullies Christians.

Later he tells her that he kept her in the dark, because it had to be a genuine reaction.

 

[BitStyle]

Those texts killed me lmao.

 

[Oozer3993]

Delightful review Lionel! I, too, share your heartbreak at the lack of Dean Cain.

So God is Not Dead Threeie is gonna be about Pastor Dave on lamb with God helping him out 10 Commandments style (parting a sea here, distracting the fuzz with raining frogs there), right? Cause I think that's the movie we all want to see.

 

[brianmcdoogle]

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

Maybe the director's cut of the third movie. Critics and fans will still pan the third movie, and since all will have moved on by the time the director's cut is released, and since critics won't review an even longer and worse version of the movie on disc, there will be no official measurement for its terribleness, thus finally allowing fans to have their "win".

 

[Steel]

Delightful review Lionel! I, too, share your heartbreak at the lack of Dean Cain.

Dean Cain isn't very religious, and everyone who's in these films(even the "bad guys") are pretty religious.

 

[echoshifting]

God is Not Dead 3 is going to be so good, so amazing, people will look back on the first two movies and say "wow, they had a plan all along"

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

Oh god dammit

 

[talisayNon]

wait i dont get the climax. why is young lawyer yelling at sabrina and what point is he trying to prove

 

[80s Bad Guy]

Mandrake, you certainly have a way of making the ridiculous entertaining. Bravo!

I might end up watching this at some point for Ray Wise. I'll just pretend it's from his point of view.

 

[TimeEffect]

I like to believe the third one will be about the war on Christmas.

edit: I guess maybe that will have to be a spinoff film.

It should take place in the near future, where atheists have won and the president is an atheist

 

[Paskil]

Yay! The Newsboys saved the day

Spoiler

and some souls

.

 

[Incitemaybe]

I enjoyed your op, got some good laughs

 

[Aselith]

It should take place in the near future, where atheists have won and the president is an atheist

These movies lead in directly to Left Behind

 

[xxracerxx]

It should take place in the near future, where atheists have won and the president is an atheist

Christmas is outlawed and people have to celebrate it behind closed doors.

 

[littlebigman]

Two years of development and they couldn't get the Newsboys to write a new song for this movie? How disappointing.

 

[SirNinja]

The writers, producers, and directors of this film are doing far more to hurt Christianity than any of their perceived enemies.

Meanwhile, here's a film that actually needs to be made:

(bonus: sequel!)

 

[AstroNut325]

I need to read this! Need more hours in the day!

 

[Buttonbasher]

This is incredible. I'm so thankful for this.

 

[Link]

I'd love if someone made a shot-for-shot remake of one of these movies, only replacing Christianity with Islam. It'd be fun seeing how many people clutch their pearls without even seeing it to realize what's going on.

 

[Littlefang]

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

The last one needs to be called Just Kidding! God's Been Dead All Along.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

I love you Cyan. :jnc

 

[varkuriru]

Perfection. Lionel doing the Lord's work.

Those text messages😂

 

[Barajas_201]

Oh man that B.C to A.D argument made me legit laugh out loud for like a minute.

 

[Zocano]

You're doing the lord's work

 

[The Last Wizard]

If your here then who's piloting this plane Lionel?

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Fuck it. I'll rewind that statement and add NeoGAF is STRONGLY opposed to cherry tomatoes.

Never should have let you on the team. You are drunk with power! DRUNK!

Spoiler

For full disclosure, I love cherry tomatoes.

 

[ahoyhoy]

I hope they do the Rapture in the next movie.

GOD'S NOT DEAD 3: BUT YOU ARE

 

[DedValve]

I can't be the only one who keeps hearing the Kids Next Door theme song with the words being replaced by Gods not Dead?

 

[Steel]

Spoiler

For full disclosure, I love cherry tomatoes.

Monster.

 

[Brazil]

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

:lol

Geniuses, I tell you.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

In which it's revealed the Virgin Mary is actually the Virgin Martha.

 

[AuthenticM]

Thank you for doing this, Lionel. These threads are a joy to read.

 

[poipoipoi9]

Thank you for doing God's work Mandrake. Your reviews are the best thing to come out of these films.

 

[Darksol]

Nice

 

[VenomousCoffee]

This is glorious. Thank you.

Spoiler

And loved the Producers gif.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Joss Whedon Returns: God's Not Dead 3

 

[thesoapster]

A most excellent writeup.

 

[karobit]

J. Warner Wallace, author of Cold-Case Christianity

Ah, crap, I knew I should have realized we were getting a lot of requests for God's Crime Scene at my bookstore for a reason.

 

[Saya]

Fantastic.

 

[thehypocrite]

Thanks Mandrake for your sacrifice for our sins. I salute you brethren and look forward to the next review.

 

[How About No]

Never should have let you on the team. You are drunk with power! DRUNK!

Spoiler

For full disclosure, I love cherry tomatoes.

If GAF hates cherry tomatoes then I hate GAF. Thank god GAF likes cherry tomatos

Monster.

...GAAAAAAFFFFFF

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

look you fucking bitch i

best part of the entire thread

 

[Dai101]

I like to believe the third one will be about the war on Christmas.

edit: I guess maybe that will have to be a spinoff film.

.

 

[TheSpoiler]

On point as always.

 

[Coolluck]

I can't wait for Lionel Mandrake to stage a coup and take GAF into the glorious future. I'll massacre some cherry tomatoes in your honor.

I feel like I need to buy a ticket to the movie just to get the inevitable GND 3: Or is He? Thread.

 

[DietRob]

I've gotta get to bed but I wanted to make sure to get this thread in my subs so I can read tomorrow.