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[BMO = GOAT]

Feels great! Used to do it every time with my ex(for about a year), with her consent of course. It helped that she took birth control pills for it too.

 

[malfcn]

It is good right before a shower.

 

[Messofanego]

is this u tho

aren't u like six?

He's only interested in dolphins, anyway.

 

[TheBear]

I thought this was going to be some backhanded pun thread, but nope it's about fillin' up that gas tank.

 

[hateradio]

Never change, GAF. Never change.

 

[Evil_Silver]

What is up with these threads lately?

 

[Ultimadrago]

Facials are dumb...

What? No.

Spoiler

that's why instead of having it splash everywhere, you should point into your SO's mouth, give them orders to keep their mouth wide open and deliver every drop there. IMO

This is also fun to do.

These gifs still slay me.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

 

[Brakke]

He's only interested in dolphins, anyway.

only when under the rule of terrorist law though. presumably not a bestialator otherwise.

 

[Sai-kun]

He's only interested in dolphins, anyway.

I'm laughing so hard.

Had girlfriend who would gush like mad, multiple times a night. I could time her orgasms with mine and it was a glorious combination of hot jizz and whispy juices. It was Biblical.

Jesus christ

 

[Mix Master]

You haven't lived until you've reached "the logical conclusion."

I like it.

this thread is giving me a boner

 

[Tesseract]

don't be a cream chump

 

[User 73706]

this thread is giving me a boner

 

[FUME5]

Not a parody thread.

Huh.

 

[PhantomZone]

Pretty much my reaction

* might still read for a giggle though

 

[eudaemonic]

I will say that girls with whatever that birth control method that have the little string. Is it that shield thing? It can poke your shit and it kinda hurts if you go deep enough. I thought it was an isolated incident for me, but I checked online and apparently some guys get their dicks all tore up if they go at it too hard. Comedy Button had a podcast talking about some dude fucked his dick up due to that type of BC.

Shit reminds me of that vagina teeth movie.

IUDs or Intrauterine device. Yeah, it can happen... specially when they cut the string too short and there isn't enough flex in it. Basically like having heavy duty fishing string poking at your stuff if not done right. I'm not a fan (for installation reasons) but I can appreciate that it can be non-hormonal and that's a plus for some women.

 

[oneHeero]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

I'm listening.

What site is this going on and put gaf as a keyword we can see it.

I'll try to do the same.

 

[andycapps]

Wonderful thread.
But yeah, Creampie is the best. My wife and enjoy it greatly. Specially doggy style...and anal.

Ditto on all.

 

[Wedge7]

I hope to one day experience it

 

[TheUsual]

It's aight, but it quickly turns an orgasm into "omg get off me pls stop"

Gold.

Also like the home alone 2 version

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Honestly, it's not that big of a deal unless you make it one.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Its better to creampie in her anus, and watch her spread her butt cheeks apart as the frosty cum drips down from her prolapsed ass.

 

[Fracas]

Legendary thread

 

[R3TRODYCE]

You're in for a treat.

 

[XenodudeX]

Its better to creampie in her anus, and watch her spread her butt cheeks apart as the frosty cum drips down from her prolapsed ass.

Little to much

 

[Tesseract]

Its better to creampie in her anus, and watch her spread her butt cheeks apart as the frosty cum drips down from her prolapsed ass.

white rose

 

[Wurdfurd]

Not a parody thread.

Huh.

Read my mind.

 

[Zukuu]

The "heavy thrusts" during sex when you come is the best moment.

 

[shintoki]

Last time I did it. She complained I cum too much.

 

[Wurdfurd]

He's only interested in dolphins, anyway.

Thanks for that. Haven't laughed at a thread like that in a long time.

 

[Valnen]

Last time I did it. She complained I cum too much.

I wish I had that problem >.>. I always wondered if there were any supplements I could take...or maybe a diet change.

 

[FUME5]

Read my mind.

"Sploosh" "This is how we get ants" etc...

 

[The One and Done™]

I hope I get to creampie this Thursday at happy hour.

 

[Wurdfurd]

"Sploosh" "This is how we get ants" etc...

More so meant "read" as past tense, just making sure that was know.

Spoiler

But yeah.........sploosh

 

[Arkos]

when you nutted,
but she still suckin

Holy shit this is a really good one lololol

 

[tanooki27]

they gotta feature this thread in the next neogaf doc.

 

[sirap]

Nutted but she still suckin is amazing yet terrifying at the same time. Literally feels like going through an earthquake.

 

[potam]

Nutted but she still suckin is amazing yet terrifying at the same time. Literally feels like going through an earthquake.

every time it happens, I always tell myself I'm gonna ride it out, just to see what happens. Never fun

My ex liked to keep riding me after I was done...I mean I let her since she enjoyed it, but it was fucking hell.

 

[Amagon]

Its better to creampie in her anus, and watch her spread her butt cheeks apart as the frosty cum drips down from her prolapsed ass.

Jason, you son of a bitch, that's disgusting.



....Go on

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

every time it happens, I always tell myself I'm gonna ride it out, just to see what happens. Never fun

My ex liked to keep riding me after I was done...I mean I let her since she enjoyed it, but it was fucking hell.

yeah wow man sorry to hear that, things will get better. condolences. Where can I donate.

 

[DavionStriker]

And boom goes the dynamite.

 

[iRAWRasaurus]

LOL I am visiting these threads more often now. My ex would want me to creampie her every time. Awesome feeling but I barely escape with my life.

Spoiler

She was young and I was stupid and young, thankful she had a miscarriage

 

[Measley]

I have a daughter because of a creampie.

Be careful OP.

 

[Sectorseven]

Spoiler

She was young and I was stupid and young, thankful she had a miscarriage

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I have a daughter because of a creampie.

Be careful OP.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to inform her than she is born of creampie.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Jason, you son of a bitch, that's disgusting.



....Go on

wash your bed sheets. End of story.

 

[Nafai1123]

True story. The first time I got to experience this I had just starting hooking up with this girl. I think it was only the second time we hooked up. She came over to my house, we got to getting down. Suddenly she's on top of me, and I'm inside her. I tell her we should use a condom, to which she replies "I'm on the pill." I was not in a position to argue.

Suffice to say, it was amazing and I kept going and finished again after the first time. Oh to be young again. We dated for several years and never used a condom.

Edit: Shit, top of the page.

 

[Measley]

At what age do you think it's appropriate to inform her than she is born of creampie.

I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually.

 

[bill0527]

I have a daughter because of a creampie.

Be careful OP.

Hah, I've got two because I cream pied when I should have pulled it out and shot it all over her.

If you think you want to creampie someone you aren't ready to marry or make a life with, just keep thinking about 18 years of child support. I just now got the first one paid off.

 

[potam]

yeah wow man sorry to hear that, things will get better. condolences. Where can I donate.

just buy me some steam games