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Spring-Loaded · Aug 20, 2013

And I mean truly nonsexual; you can find certain clothing to be sexually exciting, yet only because it's on a person you find attractive, or because it's been in contact with them.

I've never experienced this, but the closest was probably the one trailer for The Dark Knight Rises where Batman was like "this ain't a car" at the end. I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation. My heart went all aflutter. I suppose it would be like feeling a falling sensation without actually falling; you wouldn't feel the wind rushing past you or the landing. I've had many dreams where I feel motion or as if I'm falling yet I never feel tactile sensations like textures or pain. I've dreamt of riding a roller coaster and could feel the initial drop, but couldn't feel the restraints/my head banging against the bars.

TUSR · Aug 20, 2013

Spring-Loaded said:
And I mean truly nonsexual; you can find certain clothing to be sexually exciting, yet only because it's on a person you find attractive, or because it's been in contact with them.

I've never experienced this, but the closest was probably the one trailer for The Dark Knight Rises where Batman was like "this ain't a car" at the end. I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation. My heart went all aflutter. I suppose it would be like feeling a falling sensation without actually falling; you wouldn't feel the wind rushing past you or the landing. I've had many dreams where I feel motion or as if I'm falling yet I never feel tactile sensations like textures or pain. I've dreamt of riding a roller coaster and could feel the initial drop, but couldn't feel the restraints/my head banging against the bars.

You didn't ejaculate to the bat wing?

You're confusing giddy excitement with a bat boner man.

FreddieQuell · Aug 20, 2013

Yeah, batman is pretty awesome.

takriel · Aug 20, 2013

You mean fetishes? Well I'd say certain outfits

G-Fex · Aug 20, 2013

Spring-Loaded said:
And I mean truly nonsexual; you can find certain clothing to be sexually exciting, yet only because it's on a person you find attractive, or because it's been in contact with them.

I've never experienced this, but the closest was probably the one trailer for The Dark Knight Rises where Batman was like "this ain't a car" at the end. I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation. My heart went all aflutter. I suppose it would be like feeling a falling sensation without actually falling; you wouldn't feel the wind rushing past you or the landing. I've had many dreams where I feel motion or as if I'm falling yet I never feel tactile sensations like textures or pain. I've dreamt of riding a roller coaster and could feel the initial drop, but couldn't feel the restraints/my head banging against the bars.

You really liked that trailer didn't you?

FYC · Aug 20, 2013

Murrah · Aug 20, 2013

Was expecting this thread to be awful, got bat helicopter orgasm instead. Subscribing to read first thing when I wake up

Exr · Aug 20, 2013

ElectricBlanketFire · Aug 20, 2013

Spring-Loaded said:
I've never experienced this, but the closest was probably the one trailer for The Dark Knight Rises where Batman was like "this ain't a car" at the end. I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation.

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Stellactic · Aug 20, 2013

Dude you're blowing my mind.

NotTheGuyYouKill · Aug 20, 2013

Spring-Loaded said:
And I mean truly nonsexual; you can find certain clothing to be sexually exciting, yet only because it's on a person you find attractive, or because it's been in contact with them.

I've never experienced this, but the closest was probably the one trailer for The Dark Knight Rises where Batman was like "this ain't a car" at the end. I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation. My heart went all aflutter. I suppose it would be like feeling a falling sensation without actually falling; you wouldn't feel the wind rushing past you or the landing. I've had many dreams where I feel motion or as if I'm falling yet I never feel tactile sensations like textures or pain. I've dreamt of riding a roller coaster and could feel the initial drop, but couldn't feel the restraints/my head banging against the bars.

That's... pretty fucking weird, man.

FYC · Aug 20, 2013

Actually OP I would probably experience that if DMC1/3 were ported to the Vita

AlexBasch · Aug 20, 2013

Thought of typing 'zettai ryouiki'.

Then read OP.

I got nothing man.

Steamlord · Aug 20, 2013

Parking garages

Ominym · Aug 20, 2013

Spring-Loaded said:
I've never experienced this, but the closest was probably the one trailer for The Dark Knight Rises where Batman was like "this ain't a car" at the end. I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation.

Man, I wish I could get as excited about things as you do. Life must be fucking awesome.

120v · Aug 20, 2013

LordCanti · Aug 20, 2013

I likes me some Tsundere action. "It's not like I wanted you to tell me I look nice today or anything...baka"

Gintoki313 · Aug 20, 2013

Well mine would probably be that new technology smell when you first open up a phone, console, or any other electronic in the box. It's got that smell that makes you float like your going towards a pie like on the cartoons.

While I'm not aroused by it, it does excite me nonetheless to get my hands on new technology.

ClassyPenguin · Aug 20, 2013

Isn't the Batmobile a phallic symbol anyway?

Murrah · Aug 20, 2013

Gintoki313 said:
Well mine would probably be that new technology smell when you first open up a phone, console, or any other electronic in the box. It's got that smell that makes you float like your going towards a pie like on the cartoons.

While I'm not aroused by it, it does excite me nonetheless to get my hands on new technology.

You've clearly never smelled a bat helicopter then

hateradio · Aug 20, 2013

I can't really recall, but Batman's car is not one of them.

ElectricBlanketFire said:

Too sexual.

ClassyPenguin said:
Isn't the Batmobile a phallic symbol anyway?

So seeing something like a penis aroused him.

ShinNL · Aug 20, 2013

LordCanti said:
I likes me some Tsundere action. "It's not like I wanted you to tell me I look nice today or anything...baka"

Does this even exist in real life :|?

TUSR · Aug 20, 2013

Soneet said:
Does this even exist in real life :|?

n-no~~

AlexBasch · Aug 20, 2013

Gintoki313 said:
Well mine would probably be that new technology smell when you first open up a phone, console, or any other electronic in the box. It's got that smell that makes you float like your going towards a pie like on the cartoons.

While I'm not aroused by it, it does excite me nonetheless to get my hands on new technology.

Yeah, and there's just something incredibly great about taking out the plastic cover from a game case and opening it for the first time. :]

FreddieQuell · Aug 20, 2013

hateradio said:
So seeing something like a penis aroused him.

A nonsexual penis though.

KieferCrimson said:
Yeah, and there's just something incredibly great about taking out the plastic cover from a game case and opening it for the first time. :]

Its the rush of getting to hold something you know you're going to have good times with.

foxuzamaki · Aug 20, 2013

Soneet said:
Does this even exist in real life :|?

it does though not to the extent seen in anime, but it also is probably more prominant there, it is a trope afterall so it probably exists or happened in some form in rl

H.Protagonist · Aug 20, 2013

1990's superhero redesigns.

LordCanti · Aug 20, 2013

Soneet said:
Does this even exist in real life :|?

No.

My new fetish is women that claim they're going to eat you in a hotpot.

AlexBasch · Aug 20, 2013

FreddieQuell said:
Its the rush of getting to hold something you know you're going to have good times with.

Which is why I don't mind buying a new FIFA every year.

It gets played to the hell and back during several months. Not even Battlefield 3 achieved that.

H.Protagonist said:
1990's superhero redesigns.

Too embarrassed to admit that mullets, grenade launchers and armors excite you? :O

Master Milk · Aug 20, 2013

Spring-Loaded said:
I wasn't aroused, but I felt the rush that accompanies an orgasm, just without the actual ejaculation. My heart went all aflutter.

If we're talking just this, then a good rhyme.

PsihoPerihelion · Aug 20, 2013

Some episodes of Breaking Bad give me real orgasms. I mean, reeeeeal orgasms.

NotTheGuyYouKill · Aug 20, 2013

H.Protagonist said:
1990's superhero redesigns.

Ok, there's fetishes, and then there's just plain strange.

Megalosaro · Aug 20, 2013

cleaning my ears.

childplease · Aug 20, 2013

Weird question but the closest thing I can think of is taking a dump.

Nothing is more satisfying than dropping a huge turd baby in the porcelain throne and feeling a few pounds lighter.

PsihoPerihelion · Aug 20, 2013

Megalosaro said:
cleaning my ears.

Oh shit, forget my last post. Doing this turns me on so much.

Net_Wrecker · Aug 20, 2013

And here I thought Spring-Loaded was a normal guy.

Get some help you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvoCI2cqdow

R.I.P · Aug 20, 2013

childplease said:
Weird question but the closest thing I can think of is taking a dump.

Nothing is more satisfying than dropping a huge turd baby in the porcelain throne and feeling a few pounds lighter.

This.

Finaika · Aug 20, 2013

Legs.

Tornado Condor · Aug 20, 2013

H.Protagonist · Aug 20, 2013

KieferCrimson said:
Which is why I don't mind buying a new FIFA every year.

It gets played to the hell and back during several months. Not even Battlefield 3 achieved that.

Too embarrassed to admit that mullets, grenade launchers and armors excite you? :O

Those tiny ankles and pockets. So many pockets...!

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Ok, there's fetishes, and then there's just plain badassery happening with all those unnecessary grenade launchers.

Yup.

TUSR · Aug 20, 2013

childplease said:
Weird question but the closest thing I can think of is taking a dump.

Nothing is more satisfying than dropping a huge turd baby in the porcelain throne and feeling a few pounds lighter.

Ripping a mondo fart while pissing is up there too

PAULINK · Aug 20, 2013

Yogsam said:
Some episodes of Breaking Bad give me real orgasms. I mean, reeeeeal orgasms.

If you don't get one by the time season 4 ends then you are incapable of feeling it, pretty much.

G-Fex · Aug 20, 2013

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Ok, there's fetishes, and then there's just plain strange.

You have to admit those 90's hero costumes look better than Batman's hideous costume in TDKR

Gorillaz · Aug 20, 2013

Finaika said:
Legs.

Mah man....

ISOM · Aug 20, 2013

Chocolate and strawberries. Both together and separate, as typical as that sounds.

hym · Aug 20, 2013

Maximus. · Aug 20, 2013

So you felt like you came to batman. Cool man shit happens. I don't know if anything like that has happened but I do get attracted by women wearing certain clothing and stuff but not batman. Catwoman is hot though.

AlexBasch · Aug 20, 2013

Mr. Nobody said:
You have to admit those 90's hero costumes look better than Batman's hideous costume in TDKR

Batnipples.

Surface of Me · Aug 20, 2013

Pacific Rim.

Jitters · Aug 20, 2013

I don't think there is anything.

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