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searched but didn't find anything.wet the bed last night yo. thank god no one is here right now because im using a hair dryer to get rid of the wet spots and spraying cologne on it and im gonna lay a new sheet over my mattress.

first time this has happened in a while.
 
Were you drunk the night before?

I've never had an episode in my adult life, but I was a late bloomer as a child. I remember being upwards of 12 before I truly stopped. It wasn't nightly, but it was enough to be embarrassed about growing up.
 
i can't remember exactly, but it would always coincide with a dream of me peeing in the pool. seriously.
 
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1 part white vinegar
2 parts dishwashing liquid

Lift up as much of the urine as you can with paper towels blotting and soaking up the spot.
Next mix the vinegar and dishwashing liquid in a container and apply over spot with a wet sponge, dab it on generously. Let the soap sit for 30 minutes.
Take a wet sponge and pull up as much of the soap that you can.
Sprinkle wet area generously with cornstarch and leave for several hours–then vacuum up.
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ElectricBlanketFire said:
You're doing it wrong.
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how do i do it?

Angry Grimace said:
Were you drunk?
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no
Davedough said:
Were you drunk the night before?

I've never had an episode in my adult life, but I was a late bloomer as a child. I remember being upwards of 12 before I truly stopped. It wasn't nightly, but it was enough to be embarrassed about growing up.
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nope, im pretty sure i woke up at like 8 and wanted to take a piss but for some reason I just went back to bed.
 
I hope you were really drunk.

I don't know how old I was, pretty young, but I remember it clearly...

Dreamed I was in a bathroom and peeing in the toilet when all of sudden everything felt very warm, that's when I woke up realizing what I had just done.
 
I dunno, i guess the last time it happened to me was when i was young enough to be in kindergarten.
 
I think I stopped by the time I got to kindergarten.

Although there have been a few times where I've woken from a dream and I'd swear I just pissed myself...
 
Psychological Intellect said:
im using a hair dryer to get rid of the wet spots and spraying cologne on it and im gonna lay a new sheet over my mattress.
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I just hit on a million dollar idea, it's a machine that washes your sheets every time you accidentally wet the bed. Could also have other applications as well.
 
I have a habit of breaking into peoples homes, falling asleep next to them, pissing my pants and leaving without being noticed.

Edit: The last time I did it was last week though so I'm sorry OP, it wasn't me. You just pissed your pants.
 
echoshifting said:
It really, really is
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I had an episode a while ago. I had a horrible stomach flu and woke up around 6 in the morning and had exploded. I was humiliated but I tried to get out of bed quietly so as not to wake my girlfriend (now wife). I got in the shower, cleaned myself up and by the time I was out of there, she'd woken up, taken off the old nasty sheets and remade the bed with fresh clean linens... nothing had gotten through to the mattress thankfully, and she didn't ever say a word about it. I apologized and she brushed it off. I knew I had to marry her.
 
Davedough said:
I had an episode a while ago. I had a horrible stomach flu and woke up around 6 in the morning and had exploded. I was humiliated but I tried to get out of bed quietly so as not to wake my girlfriend (now wife). I got in the shower, cleaned myself up and by the time I was out of there, she'd woken up, taken off the old nasty sheets and remade the bed with fresh clean linens... nothing had gotten through to the mattress thankfully, and she didn't ever say a word about it. I apologized and she brushed it off. I knew I had to marry her.
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Wow, that is a keeper right there. Good call.
 
Iv done it OP, When sleep deprived or uber drunk.

Dream about having a piss, Piss bed. Wake up. FFS

maybe 4 times in my teenage/adult life. Im 22 and its been about 3 and a half years since it last happened.
 
Dark Stalkers said:
do wet dreams count
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Clarification is important, as it would determine the answer to the question.

Rhomega Beta said:
I wet the bed until the 4th grade. An underdeveloped bladder was to blame. Hasn't happened since.
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I know that feel. But I had the problem until like 7th grade. I don't really know what caused it, but I just never woke up to piss. Or if I did, it was after the fact - because, you know, I'd pissed myself - and that doesn't do a whole lot of good.

The way I ended up stopping was weird as hell though. I got tired of having to wash my sheets and clean the plastic mattress cover every day. So I was like fuck it. I ripped the plastic off the bed and made a personal vow that from then on I would never, ever wet the bed again. And to this day (unless wet dreams count, my most recent was probably last year?) I haven't broken that vow.
 
Early twenties. Hard night of drinking, and for some reason (well, any reason is a good reason when your drunk) we decided to take some prescription sleeping pills...yeah you get the rest.

Late twenties, meet a girl in a bar. Drink 'till close. She comes home with me, passes out on the couch. I drive her back to her car in the morning. Plop down on the couch to watch some TV...nose starts to pick of a familiar scent....I feel the cushions...they are dry...flip cushions...soaked wet with the urine of a stranger I met at a bar. She did leave a note on my truck a week later saying she was embarrassed, and wanted to pay to get it clean. Dated on\off for the next year.
 
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